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Old 06-13-2013, 04:01 PM
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An atheist was hiking and got charged by a huge grizzly. Just before he was about to be mauled to death he screamed "God save me!"

Suddenly time froze and a light shined down from heaven. God said,"Now when you are about to die you call to me? You have mocked those who believe in me and have spent your life turning people away from me."

The atheist said, "You are right. I don't deserve to be called a Christian at the end of life. Do me one favor, could you make the grizzly a Christian?"

Suddenly, time started back up and the bear dropped his paw that was about to strike, sat down next to the atheist, bowed his head and prayed..."Lord,for this meal I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
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