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Old 10-22-2004, 05:07 AM
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two parrots sitting on a perch..........one says to the other
"can you smell fish ??"
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Old 10-22-2004, 07:34 AM
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Good one sizzler, I'm a little joke dense, so it took me about 10 minutes to get it!
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Old 10-22-2004, 07:52 AM
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Good one sizzler, I'm a little joke dense, so it took me about 10 minutes to get it!
Took me about 20 seconds....but I did have to think about it
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Old 10-22-2004, 07:56 AM
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two goldfish in a tank..........one says to the other.

"how do you steer this thing"



sorry guys ,,,works boring and i'm just clockwatching till 5 ..then i'm off to the lake
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Old 10-22-2004, 08:50 AM
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You really should give the joke book back to your kids.
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Old 10-22-2004, 09:20 AM
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Hey, I heard this one the radio yesterday...I hope I can recreate it here. I hope no one get offended by this, if you offend easily...Mag told me to do it...

Anyway:

This lady walks into a bar. This lady, a 350 pounder, walks up to the bar, lifts her arm, making it very obvious she doesn't care to shave, and says "who wants to buy a lady a drink?"

No one answers but one little drunk guy down at the end. He says, "Bartender, give the balerina a drink."

So...the bartender does...

A few minutes later, the same lady walks to the bars, lifts her arm, once again revealing her european background, and says, "who wants to buy a lady a drink?"

Again, no one answers but one little drunk guy down at the end. And again he says, "Bartender, give the balerina a drink."

The bartender does, but this time after he gives her a drink, he walks down the drunk sitting at the end and says, "Sir, I don't mind you buying that lady drinks, that is your choice, but I have one question for you, why do you keep calling her a Balerina?"

The drunk replies, "Bartender, any lady that can lift her leg that high has got to be a Balerina..."
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Old 10-22-2004, 09:53 AM
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The joke was funny too
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:08 AM
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any lady that can lift her leg that high has got to be a Balerina
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:40 AM
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In this same line of jokes.

Guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And, of course, the popular ...

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7-8-9.
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Old 10-22-2004, 10:49 AM
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Did you hear the one about the roof...

Eh, nevermind, it is over your head...
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