Stupid Pirate Jokes

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

Alright, You gotta love stupid pirate jokes. Lets see if we can get some good ones here. I'll start.


what type of sock does a pirate wear?


Arrrrrrrrgyle.



I know, I know, it's dumb. but thats the point. Dumber the better when it comes to pirate jokes.

Lets hear some.

[richardsoncd]

"Why did the pirate go on vacation?



He needed some arrr and arrrr!"

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

AWESOME!!!! Keep em comin!!

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

Whats a pirate's favorite comic?


The Farrrrrrrr side.

[kalanic]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

[ski_king]

pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

[kalanic]

Originally Posted by ski_king

pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

That was a Good One!

[LakePirate]

Ahem......

[ski_king]

The best Pirate jokes play at PNC Park in Pittsburgh......

[kalanic]

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!