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Old 01-27-2006, 10:56 PM
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Funny answering machines

Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Roses are red booger's are green please leave your message on this stupid machine .

Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"
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Old 01-28-2006, 01:13 AM
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Hello...? Hello.... Oh, hey. What's up? Yeah - me too. You're talking to the machine right now, leave a message.
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