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Old 12-18-2005, 02:47 AM
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Divorced Barbie

Man driving home from work remembers its his young daughters birthday..
He stops at a toy store and is looking at the Barbie dolls..

He asks a lady working there, " Could you tell me the difference in all the different barbie dolls"

"Certainly sir" she says. " Skiing barbie, surfing barbie, cruising barbie, school girl barbie are all $29.99.. Divorced barbie is $269.99.."

"WOW" says the dad, "why is divorced barbie so much more?"

"Sir" she says " Divorced barbie comes with Ken's house, Kens furniture, Kens cars, kens computer and ..... one of Kens friends".....
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:00 AM
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Maybe her new boyfriend Blaine (the surffer from Australia) has expensive taste too!
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Old 12-18-2005, 11:53 AM
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thats to funny
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:00 PM
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Guess it's good to be Blaine!
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:02 PM
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LOL! Thats a good one!
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Old 12-18-2005, 07:21 PM
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Hey, at least he was putting it to Barbie for awhile, right? One of my favorite sayings is: "yeah she is beautiful but somewhere, someplace, somebody is sick and tired of her [email protected]*t!"
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