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Old 04-01-2013, 01:47 PM
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He should do it to his own computer as well. Lol

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Old 04-01-2013, 01:49 PM
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Im a tech at an Acura dealership and when we got to work the sales people had raised every lift in the shop to the ceiling. Lifts take forever to come down without a vehicle on them! So I went to the compare foods down the street and bought a can of sardines. Then snuck over to the sales building and put them in the mircrowave for 17 minutes and walked away. LOL never smelled something so awful in my life.

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Old 04-01-2013, 02:14 PM
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Old 04-01-2013, 02:20 PM
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Im a tech at an Acura dealership and when we got to work the sales people had raised every lift in the shop to the ceiling. Lifts take forever to come down without a vehicle on them! So I went to the compare foods down the street and bought a can of sardines. Then snuck over to the sales building and put them in the mircrowave for 17 minutes and walked away. LOL never smelled something so awful in my life.

When I was sixteen I put a full tube of glitter in heater vents of a friends car. It still had glitter in it like two years later.
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Old 04-01-2013, 03:32 PM
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Had a guy I worked with (Trent) take his new Corvette into a dealership to get the oil changed. Several of us know he was taking it in, so we had another person (James) we knew call him at work with a drill, and other hand tools in hand to make background noise as if he was in the Chevrolet service shop and talking to our friend (Trent).

James posed as the service manager at the dealership and told our friend they had an issue with his vette. They told him while they had it up on the lift doing the oil change, something happened and it fell off the lift. Well, all our desk were in an open cubicle area and of course we all knew what was going on. And let's just say Trent's reaction to his vette falling off the lift was PRICELESS!

Then James tells Trent not to worry cause although vettes are expensive and nice and all, that it is really just a bunch of fiberglass work and it will look good as new ! This about send Trent into a fit. THEN... James asked our friend what Trent's insurance deductible is -- we thought Trent would go through the phone after the guy.

Right about here one of the other folks in our cubical area laughs outloud and Trent suddenly realizes something is up.

It was terrific fun !!
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Old 04-01-2013, 03:53 PM
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Stretched a piece of Saran wrap over the toilet, could not even tell it was there, then put the seat down. What a surprise for my wife.
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Old 04-01-2013, 04:08 PM
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Stretched a piece of Saran wrap over the toilet, could not even tell it was there, then put the seat down. What a surprise for my wife.
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Old 04-01-2013, 04:23 PM
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Had a guy I worked with (Trent) take his new Corvette into a dealership to get the oil changed. Several of us know he was taking it in, so we had another person (James) we knew call him at work with a drill, and other hand tools in hand to make background noise as if he was in the Chevrolet service shop and talking to our friend (Trent).

James posed as the service manager at the dealership and told our friend they had an issue with his vette. They told him while they had it up on the lift doing the oil change, something happened and it fell off the lift. Well, all our desk were in an open cubicle area and of course we all knew what was going on. And let's just say Trent's reaction to his vette falling off the lift was PRICELESS!

Then James tells Trent not to worry cause although vettes are expensive and nice and all, that it is really just a bunch of fiberglass work and it will look good as new ! This about send Trent into a fit. THEN... James asked our friend what Trent's insurance deductible is -- we thought Trent would go through the phone after the guy.

Right about here one of the other folks in our cubical area laughs outloud and Trent suddenly realizes something is up.

It was terrific fun !!

My parents old suburban actually had something happen like that, but for real. Something went wrong with the hydrolics and launch the 'burb off the lift, and it came back down on the frame of the suburban when it landed. had to be put on the frame straightener to fix it, and needed a new door also. Pretty crazy.

When I was a sophomore in college, I called my parents on april fools who happened to be out in hawaii. I had a friend pose as a police officer and tell them i had been arrested for felony DUI and then got on the phone and asked them for bail. My dad said, "you'll need to take care of yourself here" and hung up on me. I let him sit on it for about 4 or 5 hours and called him back with an april fools! He was not amused.
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Old 04-01-2013, 05:26 PM
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hmmm ... I tried the "ctrl-alt-down arrow" on one of my co-workers computers (running Window 7) and nothing happened ...
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Old 04-01-2013, 07:14 PM
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hmmm ... I tried the "ctrl-alt-down arrow" on one of my co-workers computers (running Window 7) and nothing happened ...
April Fools! :-)
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