Dumb Stuff People Ask About Ski Boats

[pmkkdx]

Originally Posted by TxsRiverRat

Ohhhhh... Anyone gets on my boat with shoes this season is gonna get punched in the ****

what if they are female?

[TxsRiverRat]

Originally Posted by pmkkdx

what if they are female?

LMAO - good question!

[Cobra Rob]

Originally Posted by pmkkdx

what if they are female?

Falcon punch..


But yes as we have gone back to the dock to pick up the straggler girls who are always late and never on time, I usually nose in with the pickle fork and have them just quickly board that way.

They look so offended when I tell them to take off their shoes/heels/dirty rock embedded flip flops etc as I float 4ft from the dock actually waiting on them do it rather than just saying yeah yeah.

Also brings up the point of girls bringing enough baggage for a 2 week trip when I already have towels and everything they could need on board.. Unless it's filled with Ice or drinks leave that crap in your car. The x45 has a ton of storage but I need you going in and out of your crap 90 times in a day either.

[TxsRiverRat]

Originally Posted by Cobra Rob

Falcon punch..


Also brings up the point of girls bringing enough baggage for a 2 week trip when I already have towels and everything they could need on board.. Unless it's filled with Ice or drinks leave that crap in your car. The x45 has a ton of storage but I need you going in and out of your crap 90 times in a day either.

LMAO

And oh yeahhhh - that’s annoying!! This is what I love about a private ski lake - leave your stuff on shore, you'll be back here in 15 minutes...

[eficalibrator]

Originally Posted by Cobra Rob

Also brings up the point of girls bringing enough baggage for a 2 week trip when I already have towels and everything they could need on board.. Unless it's filled with Ice or drinks leave that crap in your car. The x45 has a ton of storage but I need you going in and out of your crap 90 times in a day either.

This problem is easily solved by owning a tournament direct drive instead of a houseboat pretending to be a surf/wake boat. Once they realize they can _either_ bring their own giant bag _or_ actually have a place to sit, it kind of works itself out.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by TxsRiverRat

Ohhhhh... Anyone gets on my boat with shoes this season is gonna get punched in the nuts

I will get in your boat with my boots on if I want........

***************!!!!!!!!!! I punch first

[TxsRiverRat]

Originally Posted by Kyle

I will get in your boat with my boots on if I want........

************!!!!!!!!!! I punch first

^^LMAO - my boat **I** go 1st!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Cobra Rob

Falcon punch..


But yes as we have gone back to the dock to pick up the straggler girls who are always late and never on time, I usually nose in with the pickle fork and have them just quickly board that way.

They look so offended when I tell them to take off their shoes/heels/dirty rock embedded flip flops etc as I float 4ft from the dock actually waiting on them do it rather than just saying yeah yeah.

Also brings up the point of girls bringing enough baggage for a 2 week trip when I already have towels and everything they could need on board.. Unless it's filled with Ice or drinks leave that crap in your car. The x45 has a ton of storage but I need you going in and out of your crap 90 times in a day either.

LOL

You are picking up my kind of woman right there.......

[bbymgr]

Originally Posted by Barefooter92

Wife was having a yard sale and the boat was in the driveway someone offered her $1,500 cash! She knew better and just laughed. He then told her he was looking for a good walleye boat to take to Lake Erie.

Sounds like they were from Hicksville!

[turbofresh]

so can this thing keep up to that malibu out there?