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Old 11-17-2006, 12:38 PM
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something...I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'', 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5'', 250 lbs. and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still want to tell me that joke?"
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
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It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the Michigan game...the rest of the players will have to dress themselves.
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Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground?
All five books in the library were completely destroyed...the football team is really upset.
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What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbus?

Ann Arbor: 187 Miles
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What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT?
Drool
How do you get an Ohio State graduate off of your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way to the top, when the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushed the Ohio State grad off the mountain.
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What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But, I'm an OSU graduate" the young man replied indignantly. "I even played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that" said the manager. "Here, give me the broom. I better show you how."
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Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4-6 years!"
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A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time...
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A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?"
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Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish" said the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, "Fill it up with water."
* * *


Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
What are the three longest years of an Ohio State football player's life?
His freshman year.
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Old 11-17-2006, 12:38 PM
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Now I gotta be a little serious ... I consider myself an educated man when it comes to cheerleaders and their looks. I will tell you the Big Ten has NOTHING on the SEC. Actually SEC cheerleaders are WAY better than Big Ten.

OSU vs. UM on cheerleaders ... probably a tie or ver close. SEC vs. Big Ten is not even close
Yea, I have to agree with you BBB. SEC cheerleaders are better, especially Tennessee, which makes sense since Ms. Tenn is in the Ms. America finals every year.

Yes, even I can agree with my mortal foe THIS week of all weeks. See Steve, I don't have THAT big of issues.

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Old 11-17-2006, 12:58 PM
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Yea, I have to agree with you BBB. SEC cheerleaders are better, especially Tennessee, which makes sense since Ms. Tenn is in the Ms. America finals every year.

Yes, even I can agree with my mortal foe THIS week of all weeks. See Steve, I don't have THAT big of issues.

GO BUCKEYES

Yes you do. Just not about the stupid cheerleaders...

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Old 11-17-2006, 01:05 PM
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I like my issues. Makes me who I am.

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Old 11-17-2006, 01:06 PM
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Old 11-17-2006, 01:07 PM
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Headed to the "SWAMP" to see Chris Leak play his last home game! Next year it's TEBOW TIME!!!
So that means you guys will be what, 8-3 next year?
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Old 11-17-2006, 01:15 PM
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So that means you guys will be what, 8-3 next year?
As long as the Gators beat Tennessee, Georgia, & Florida State It's a successful season, and Urban get to keep his job!!
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Old 11-17-2006, 01:23 PM
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As long as the Gators beat Tennessee, Georgia, & Florida State It's a successful season, and Urban get to keep his job!!

We shall see what ol' Teabag will do once he has to take all the snaps.

I wonder if that Draw/Sneak play will still be in the playbook.
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Old 11-17-2006, 01:26 PM
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We shall see what ol' Teabag will do once he has to take all the snaps.

I wonder if that Draw/Sneak play will still be in the playbook.
MY, MY, MY, do we have a short memory.......
I do believe it was a fourth & 1 that the VOLS were unable to stop Tebow and that lead to the winning TD. Is that correct?? FL 21 UT 20!

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Old 11-17-2006, 02:00 PM
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Man I am really bummed about Bo. He was the last of the old school UM/OSU rivalry. Woody and Bo made it what this rivalry is today and we lost a big part of that today.

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