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Old 05-30-2012, 02:47 PM
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"I’ve raised my 2 sons to adulthood, I’m on my second dog and my third MC and I had a first in the boat this weekend. We had a niece and nephew (both 9 years old, on my wife’s side of the family ) at the lake with some other guests. Let’s just say I started to smell an odor around the dock when we started loading up the boat. The niece and nephew sat in the bow and the odor came back in the boat once I was under way."

W.T.F.!!!!!! How do you stand on the dock and know you are about to go out on the lake and decide to CHIT your pants and then get into the boat???



We figured it was the nephew but he assured my wife that he hadn’t had any “accidents”.
He was proven wrong when his wet swim shorts started to leak a brown liquid onto my seats!! I haven’t decided if I’m going to sell the boat or set it on fire.



This means the kid looked at you and lied directly to your face. He needs to be cutting your grass, cleaning your rims, and shining your tires for life.
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:58 PM
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Perhaps the nephew isn't accustomed to modern plumbing
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Old 05-30-2012, 03:10 PM
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Time for a DIY thread in the engine/drive train section on cleanup, removal, and repair of blown 9 year old O-Rings??
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Old 05-30-2012, 05:12 PM
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W.T.F.!!!!!! How do you stand on the dock and know you are about to go out on the lake and decide to CHIT your pants and then get into the boat???


This means the kid looked at you and lied directly to your face. He needs to be cutting your grass, cleaning your rims, and shining your tires for life.
Kyle hit head the nail on the head. This kid has some serious issue and since he's on my wife's side of the family I try to let her handle him. His parents aren't together and they are both pot-head losers who argue who will take the kid for the weekend. My wife thinks that she can "fix him" by letting him spend time with us but it's a lost cause. He can't open his mouth without telling a lie.

Yes, I wanted to ask "Which one of you crapped in your pants?" But my wife is more concerned about his feeeeeeeeelings. I busted a vein in my forehead with this one, so next time I'll step in and treat him exactly the way I treated my own two sons.
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Old 05-30-2012, 05:17 PM
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Perhaps the nephew isn't accustomed to modern plumbing
That's almost true in a funny kind of way....long story with my inlaws . Basically he is lazy but I just can't see how a 9 year old can stand walking around (or sitting) with that in his shorts.
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Old 05-30-2012, 05:20 PM
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Yep, treat them like your own and they will quickly grow to respect you even in a tough love situation. Once you gain their respect, they will show you a whole different side that you will appreciate for years. To much babying and political correctness these days is part of why kids act the way they do ... they deserve it ... give them a trophy for last place so you don't hurt their feelings (bah!!!) ... just my opinion
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Old 05-30-2012, 05:43 PM
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I saw the title to this thread and was expecting an entirely different and more exciting conversation. My bad.
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Old 05-30-2012, 05:48 PM
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I saw the title to this thread and was expecting an entirely different and more exciting conversation. My bad.
This is actually one of the more entertaining threads on TT. I am just glad it was not in my boat.
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Old 05-30-2012, 07:05 PM
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This is actually one of the more entertaining threads on TT. I am just glad it was not in my boat.
I can't talk you into baby sitting this weekend?
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Old 05-30-2012, 08:47 PM
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give the little guy benefit of the doubt?? maybe he was sick. I have been there as an adult. So have all of you!!!!
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