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Old 05-29-2012, 08:19 PM
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Hope you had the 303 smeared (and I use that term loosely) all of the seat before said event....
Good job. You used the words "smeared" and "loosely" in the same sentence!

Believe me, I would have thrown him in the water and dragged him around the lake for a while but my wife wanted to be discrete so it wouldn’t hurt his feelings.
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Old 05-30-2012, 07:50 AM
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you need to get a new boat ... they have that brown interior available so it would not show as much

I hope you nephew enjoyed his boat ride with his favorite uncle ... teach him what a code brown is!
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Old 05-30-2012, 08:32 AM
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Old 05-30-2012, 08:34 AM
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A Friends three year old went swimming without a swim diaper, regular diaper got soaked so they took it off.

He climbed in the boat, crapped on my sunpad.

Rest is history.

This happened 6-7 years ago, so I would say no, ahhudgins, you are not the first.
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:34 AM
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Holy shnikes. How long did it take him to swim to shore?
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Old 05-30-2012, 11:50 AM
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:48 PM
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I would say no you dont need a new boat.


Who cleaned this foul mess up? A 9 year old is entirely too old to be crapping his pants. Hopefully you made him detail your boat and do his own laundry.


I would make mention about his crapped pants around every girlfriend that he brings around in the future too.

How do you crap your pants on accident?????
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:54 PM
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I would say no you dont need a new boat.


Who cleaned this foul mess up? A 9 year old is entirely too old to be crapping his pants. Hopefully you made him detail your boat and do his own laundry.


I would make mention about his crapped pants around every girlfriend that he brings around in the future too.

How do you crap your pants on accident?????
I was laughing my arse off at this post. Very well done.
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Old 05-30-2012, 01:54 PM
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