Morning Joke Thread

[JimN]

Here are some I think most of you can relate to.

[JimN]

And just when you thought it was over,.....

[milkmania]

a webcam clip of a guy telling his girlfriend goodnight......
hilarious!!!!!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/webcamlove.html

[Zach S]

It looks like the gal in "drunk 4" may have had a little trouble making it to the toilet before passing out.

[JimN]

Here's another one. I hope PETA doesn't see this.

[sizzler]

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to
choose a
>husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with
the men
>increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
>
>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose
>a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down
>except to leave the place, never to return.
>
>A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
>husbands...
>
>First floor
>
>The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women
>read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job
or not
>loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
>
>Second floor
>
>The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
>what's
>further up?"
>
>Third floor
>
>This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good

>looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the
>women,
>"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they
went.
>
>Fourth floor
>
>This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids,
>are
>extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
>romantic
>streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us
>further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
>
>Fifth floor
>
>The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove
>that women are f ** king impossible to please. The exit is to your
left, we
>hope you fall down the stairs."

[ktn_cmu]

That's awesome!!!

[MarkP]

The exit is to your
left!! !!

[Professor]

GREAT! Keep them coming...

[JimN]

But wait, there's more!