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#1094
05-14-2008, 08:41 AM
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send him some john wayne paper monte!!!
but kepp it away from lynn i have seen her mad!! not a pretty sight!!!
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#1095
05-14-2008, 10:10 AM
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Two Rednecks went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the rednecks,"I guess seven." "Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number. "Two!" said the redneck. "Sorry, it's three," said the attendant."Come back and try again." As they walked back to their car one redneck said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged." "No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week. 
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#1096
05-14-2008, 02:28 PM
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
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#1099
05-14-2008, 06:34 PM
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and now this!!!  this a big time prob I sure hope someone can help ya out of this one 
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#1100
05-14-2008, 06:52 PM
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Put even pressure across four fingers and not just one. It will keep your finger from being smelly!
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