The Official "Sit at the COOL KIDS lunch table" thread.

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

Originally Posted by Hoosier Bob

So why are you here?

oh come on Hoosier, is that the best you can do? I am very disappointed in you. A nun could insult me more than that You really are losing your edge arent you? sad..... you really need to start drinking again.

[shepherd]

I never sat at the so-called "cool kids" table. I was always cutting class at my bud's house with the bong........................ -go drums.... yeah, that's it, the bongo drums! See we had this musical group and were rehearsing.... yeah.... rehearsing...

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

Originally Posted by shepherd

I never sat at the "cool kids" table. I was always cutting class at my bud's house with the bong........................ -go drums.... yeah, that's it, the bongo drums! See we had this musical group and were rehearsing.... yeah.... rehearsing...

Well Shep, if there was ever a legitamate reason to NOT sit at the cool kids table, thats it! In fact, all things considered, you WERE figuratively at the cool kids table all the time doing that.

[Slinkyredfoot]

Originally Posted by Hoosier Bob

So why are you here?

Good one HB, that's what we all need at the cool kids table....humor

[Hoosier Bob]

Hey UMP give me some "Tots!"

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

Originally Posted by Slinkyredfoot

Good one HB, that's what we all need at the cool kids table....humor

Slinky, slinky, slinky, HB is like a humor Ferrari that is currently being used to get groceries at 12 MPH..... He really can do MUCH better than that. I have scars from some of his really good insults.

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

Originally Posted by Hoosier Bob

Hey UMP give me some "Tots!"

Get your own tater tots! besides, I think the fat lunch lady has a crush on you......

[Hoosier Bob]

That's really cool how your mom cuts your sandwich corner to corner like that UMP! Wow the new Pringles with Jokes on them. Nice Thermos is that CHIPS?

[Upper Michigan Prostar190]

Originally Posted by Hoosier Bob

That's really cool how your mom cuts your sandwich corner to corner like that UMP! Wow the new Pringles with Jokes on them. Nice Thermos is that CHIPS?

Nope, its my Village People lunch box and thermos. See, the construction guy and navy dude are on teh other side. The cop thing must have threw you off.

[Hoosier Bob]

I remember the first time I saw UMP at the "Cool Kids" table. The first thing he said to me was,"Dude, you can't smoke that in here!" That was way before the smoking bans of today. I guess you could say UMP was ahead of the times! I remember asking my mom to cut my sandwich in two one day. Not fancy like UMP's mom corner to corner like, just straight across. Mom looked at me lovingly and said with her cigarette hanging out of her lips,"make your own f****** sandwich turd!"