Application To Date My Daughter

[pmikler]

No kids yet but saw this today and thought I needed to share....

I have adjusted it so i can give it to my nieces new and first boyfriend who I will be meeting next week.

[2RLAKE]

outstanding ... i will use this for my daughter!

[mikeg205]

Don't forget us dad's need to get those specialized dad skills like in the movie taken...

[JimN]

I saw an interview with Meatloaf and he was talking about his daughter's first date. The guy came roaring up in a '70s Trans Am, stereo blaring and Meat wasn't impressed. The guy came to the door and Meat told him to have a seat. He said "I understand you're here to take my daughter out on her first date. You need to know that, as our first child, she means the World to me. Also, you'll bring her home at midnight- not one minute after and if you do anything to hurt her, I'll hunt you down like a rabbit". They never saw that kid again.

[JohnnyB]

my favorite movie scene is from Bad Boys 2...the scene is titled 'Reggie comes calling'....find it on youtube...hilarious

[CantRepeat]

Sent this out to everyone I knew when I was in Korea the first time. My daughter is 17 and I'm pretty sure the 9mm black talon that is glued to my front door bell button has work wonders to keeping little boys away. I have had a couple of LEOs come to the house asking about it but once we talk its pretty clear what's going on. The male LEOs just smile and hi5 as they walk away. The female LEOs kind of sigh and then hi5.

[madcityskier]

Sorry, but what the #@£% are LEOs?

[coz]

Originally Posted by madcityskier

Sorry, but what the #@£% are LEOs?

Law Enforcement Officers......the fuzz man!!

my motto

[TN Barefooter]

Great application.
I had some t-shirts made that say:
"If you make her cry, I'll make you cry"