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Old 12-01-2006, 10:30 AM
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Why not just let them roam wherever they want in the prison, more food for them then? I wonder if they could be trained like dogs

What about the guards?
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:31 AM
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Very good points No1, but if there are any inmates who are tough enough to rape the alligators, we got real problems then.
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:32 AM
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What about the guards?
Why do you need guards when you have gators?
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:35 AM
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:38 AM
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Why do you need guards when you have gators?

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Very good points No1, but if there are any inmates who are tough enough to rape the alligators, we got real problems then.

Because there are....


Gators can run 35 mph but for only short distances. Sooner or later an inmate will 'rassle one and win, wind up wrapping his snout closed with a sheet.

Now, much like the witch trials, if an inmate gets thrown into the gator pit and survives, then he has been proved worthy of living...not necessarily out of prison, but living none the less.

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Old 12-01-2006, 10:43 AM
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Why not just let them roam wherever they want in the prison, more food for them then? I wonder if they could be trained like dogs

That's the idea, but the water in the pond and mote will give the a refuge to get warmed up to go out and eat and a place to hide for the traditional attack to keep them happy. We can't spoil them, you know!
In the event one of the alligators dies, the imates can dress him out, have fresh meat for a meal and they can make their own belts, shoes, etc. from the skins, if there are any inmates left. If and when the prisons become empty, the facilities could then be used to store illegal aliens, which would then deter illegal immigration. The possiblilities never end!
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:45 AM
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you mean "win" like hoosier bob right?
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:49 AM
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Very good points No1, but if there are any inmates who are tough enough to rape the alligators, we got real problems then.
All it would do is make the gators meaner, I don't think any gator want's to be anybodies biotch! The foreplay would be interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2006, 10:55 AM
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Why do you need guards when you have gators?

There you go, let them work as gator transporters and save the taxpayers money, by putting gators in a watery ditch all along our borders. Oh, the possiblities and we will have HB leading us!
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All it would do is make the gators meaner, I don't think any gator want's to be anybodies biotch! The foreplay would be interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhh! it all becomes clear to me now! NOW I know why Hoosier came up with this idea...... you know Hoosier......
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