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Old 08-06-2008, 07:02 PM
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Sometimes humor helps one deal with the grief of a loved one-

Vet Visit!!!

Three male Labradors, 1 chocolate, 1 yellow, and 1 black... were sitting in a waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, 'So why are you here?'

The brown Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.

But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's' bed.' The black Lab said, 'So what is the vet going to do?'

'Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the chocolate Lab.

'They reckon it'll calm me down.'

The black Lab then turned to the yellow Lab and asked, 'Why are you here?'

The yellow Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch.'

'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquired. 'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too'. The dejected yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, 'Why are you here?'

'I'm a humper,' the black Lab said. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. 'Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower, and as she was bending down to dry her toes I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away'.

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, 'So, nuts off for you too, huh?'

The black Lab said.... 'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped''
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:27 PM
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We are picking up our new guy this coming Friday night. Doozer is a laid back Golden Retriever.

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" How did you spend your time here on Earth?"
Will you say:
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It's time to SKI.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:18 PM
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hey tex, good dog joke. still laughing and fixing to copy and paste to mail to some of my friends with male labs.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:08 PM
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:44 PM
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Ben, aka benny bear.

passed this last thanksgiving at the age of 10. was a great pet and definitely my dog.

needless to say at 185lbs he didn't ride on our boat

although he would have liked to as he had webed feet from the nefoundland side of the saint breed. some saints do, some don't. the one's who don't usually don't like water.

sorry chudson for your loss. it's tough. i had to make the call and it was tough, but the right thing to do.

íViva 205v!

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Old 08-07-2008, 12:21 AM
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Sorry for your loss. I came across this last december when I lost my best friend hope it helps because it is now Aug and I still miss my girl every day

A Parting Prayer
Dear Lord, please open your gates
and call St. Francis
to come escort this beloved companion
across the Rainbow Bridge.

Assign him to a place of honor,
for he has been a faithful servant
and has always done his best to please me.

Bless the hands that send him to you,
for they are doing so in love and compassion,
freeing him from pain and suffering.

Grant me the strength not to dwell on my loss.
Help me remember the details of his life
with the love he has shown me.
And grant me the courage to honor him
by sharing those memories with others.

Let him remember me as well
and let him know that I will always love him.
And when it's my time to pass over into your paradise,
please allow him to accompany those
who will bring me home.

Thank you, Lord,
for the gift of his companionship
and for the time we've had together.

And thank you, Lord,
for granting me the strength
to give him to you now.

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Old 08-07-2008, 07:44 AM
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Sorry for your loss Chud.

It was a year 25 July that we lost our choc lab "Hershey" I too miss her everyday. It's amazing how attached you can get to a pet. They are some great companions, humans could learn a thing or two from them on loyalty.

Take care
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:10 PM
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Old 08-24-2008, 10:28 PM
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Animal Planet

Right now on ANIMAL PLANET, the Michael Vick DOG FIGHT CASE ...

The raid of Vick's property and confisation of his dogs from ASPCA.
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Old 09-13-2008, 09:56 AM
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Dog Beach

Head'n out to DOG BEACH near Tampa ... will take pic's.
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