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Old 04-25-2014, 12:33 PM
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Anyone else work in the IT business here that get super agitated with the Indian recruiters who key off one term to send you jobs that you're either over qualified for or under qualified for?

Seriously, spamming a college degreed IT professional with 18 years experience with job descriptions for a 3 month contract customer service rep just because I'm bilingual?

Here's todays exchange... Waste my time, I'll waste yours.

Enjoy!

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PS - I should ask her to send nudies or swimsuit pics...


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From: Sweety Modi
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2014 10:27 AM
To: 'Mark C'
Subject: RE: Bilingual Customer Care Rep Opportunity

Thanks & Regards
Sweety Modi




From: Mark C
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2014 10:21 AM
To: Sweety Modi
Subject: Re: Bilingual Customer Care Rep Opportunity

Considering that I currently work at a full time benefitted employee position making xxK/yr with 4 paid weeks off, I would need a huge incentive to make a move. After the the 3 month contract period ended, it would take me at least 6 months to find a new full time job making what I make, so, that means I would lost xxK of income, paid holidays, paid time off and affordable health benefits. So, in that three month period, I would need to make a years salary, plus 6-8 months salary to carry me over while I look for my next position, and need to add 4 weeks PTO, health benefits which cost me $600/mo for myself and my daughter. There would also be additional expenses such as gasoline to commute to Irving, tolls (which are not cheap anymore), and lets not forget my time to commute, for which there is no way to recoup.

So, this is what I need to make a move, sorry it wonít work.

Mark Cohen



From: Sweety Modi
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2014 9:58 AM
To: 'Mark C'
Subject: RE: Bilingual Customer Care Rep Opportunity

Hi Marc,

Donít you think demand is too High. Is it Negotiable?

Thanks & Regards

Sweety Modi


From: Mark C [mailto:mark_cohen1@hotmail.com]
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2014 8:07 PM
To: Sweety Modi
Subject: Re: Bilingual Customer Care Rep Opportunity

Hi Sweety,

I would love to be considered for the position. Here are my requirements:

Salary: $1200.00 per hour
PTO: 6 paid weeks off
All expense paid quarterly Trip to The Bahamas
Company Car: 2014 Ferrari Enzo
Corner Office with wet bar

If we can come to an agreement, I would love to take this position.

Thanks and really looking forward to hearing from you.

Mark Cohen



From: Sweety Modi
Sent: Friday, April 25, 2014 9:30 AM
To: Mark Hazan-Cohen
Subject: Bilingual Customer Care Rep Opportunity

Hi Mark,

My name is Sweety Modi and I am with Spectraforce Technologies Inc..! . I recently came across your resume and think you would be a great fit for a Bilingual Customer Care Rep position that I am currently working on.

Bilingual Customer Care Rep

Job Location : Irving, TX

Job Description : Hello,

We Need Bilingual Customer Care Representative located in Irving TX 75039. . PFB the job Description and if you find it interesting kindly send me updated copy of Resume.

Title: Bilingual Customer Care Representative
Location: Irving TX 75039
Duration: 3 Months

JOB SUMMARY

The primary purpose of the Customer Care Agent position is to provide frontline customer service and sales support for prospective and existing customers.
Selected candidates will undertake an extensive training program designed to provide a comprehensive understanding of the electric utility industry and the competitive market in Texas and provide the skills needed to serve this important group of customers.
Essential Duties and Responsibilities
Respond to and perform a variety of functions including:
Handle incoming customer service and sales calls
Enroll new customers
Answer billing and payment questions
Report customer outages
Schedule service orders and service requests
Generate business sales leads based on marketing campaigns
Perform other duties as assigned.

EDUCATION/EXPERIENCE

The minimum education requirements are: High school diploma or equivalent
The minimum experience requirements are:1+ yrs. call center experience

SKILLS AND COMPETENCIES
The following knowledge, skills and capabilities must be demonstrated at a proficient level:
ROLE IS BILINGUAL - That is a requirement

Excellent customer service skills
Able to use a PC and telephone up to 8 hrs per day
Effective communication skills, including verbal and written
Able to use effective listening skills
Demonstrated skills in a results oriented production environment, achieving performance, metrics
Working in a fast paced professional environment
Attention to detail
Ability to read, interpret and apply policies, procedures and processes
Good analysis and judgment for determining applicable course of action
Retail electricity experience desired


Thanks & Regards,
Sweety Modi
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Old 04-25-2014, 12:39 PM
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Company Car: 2014 Ferrari Enzo
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Old 04-25-2014, 12:47 PM
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Salary: $1200.00 per hour
PTO: 6 paid weeks off
All expense paid quarterly Trip to The Bahamas
Company Car: 2014 Ferrari Enzo
Corner Office with wet bar


I need you to come negotiate for me
I had to do it.... Send me a ridiculous job description, you get a ridiculous response

I'd love to have the wetbar tho... LOL
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:14 PM
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Hell for round 2, I should ask for a Thursday Keg, employee happy hour and live music....

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I work in IT and have never seen a salary close to what is expected here. I have had guys leave our company to almost double their current salary that wouldn't even touch this.
I also can not stand people who apply that are under/over qualified. Under qualified are just dreaming, over qualified just want to try to show me that they are better than me.
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I work in IT and have never seen a salary close to what is expected here. I have had guys leave our company to almost double their current salary that wouldn't even touch this. I also can not stand people who apply that are under/over qualified. Under qualified are just dreaming, over qualified just want to try to show me that they are better than me.
You're missing the point.

She said she had a 3 month bi-lingual contract customer service rep... I demanded an insane compensation package - this is supposed to be humorous.

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I work in IT and have never seen a salary close to what is expected here. I have had guys leave our company to almost double their current salary that wouldn't even touch this.
I also can not stand people who apply that are under/over qualified. Under qualified are just dreaming, over qualified just want to try to show me that they are better than me.
no 2014 Enzos in your employment packages?

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Old 04-25-2014, 03:53 PM
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You should have demanded that Sweety be your secretary/personal assistant.
I think it would be cool to have a secretary named "Sweety."
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