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Old 11-02-2004, 05:26 AM
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Thumbs up just a thought

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit

IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.
AT WORK You spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON You get three meals a day.
AT WORK You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK You get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK You must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON You get your own toilet.
AT WORK You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK You can't even speak to your own family.

IN PRISON The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK They are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK!!!



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