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Old 01-23-2018, 09:15 PM
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that's just wrong
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Old 01-24-2018, 03:40 PM
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Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied, ”That tasted like bullshīt!” The doctor replied, ”It was, Jesse. You were a quart low.”
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Old 01-24-2018, 10:09 PM
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Slalom Junkie as one of the token Latinos on TeamTalk your Spanish lesson was incredibly funny .... but I no build you a fence. 😀 seriously that was awesome!


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Old 02-02-2018, 12:17 PM
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The other day Mrs SlalomJunkie and I were getting busy in the bedroom (if you know what I mean)

In the heat of the moment, she says - "Darling could you put it in the other hole for a change? I really like it there."

“Um…..No way - I'm not risking getting you pregnant…”

Thinking Aheadly,

SJ

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A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False

Vâgina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False

A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False

Anűs is a Latin term for yearly. True or False

Tçęsticles are found on an Octopus. True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False

Fetus is a character on Gun smoke. True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False

Pornography is the business of making records. True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False
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