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Old 10-23-2015, 11:08 AM
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My daughter's last boyfriend thanked me for the "water boarding" session last summer. He didnt get up, but tried a lot. Maybe it was the driver
Well I guess if he never got up , it probably was a lot like a water-boarding session when you think about it......
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Old 10-23-2015, 01:24 PM
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Old 10-23-2015, 03:38 PM
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My girlfriend asks why I go all the time does that count?



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Old 10-23-2015, 04:16 PM
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So I pull into the gas station with my rig and boat in tow. Scruffy looking old-timer comes over from the next pump......

Q. That's a nice looking boat
A. Thank You, we enjoy it a lot.
Q. so what is the roll bar for?
A. its for wakeboarding and other watersports
Q. Wakeboarding hugh....
Q. Is it supposed to protect you if you roll over?
A. No its for watersports
Q. I just don't see how it would protect you from rolling over in the water.
A. You know, come to think of it you're right.....I need to go talk to the dealer and have them explain it to me.

Hard to keep a straight face...
I think I like this one the best...
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Old 10-23-2015, 04:21 PM
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I think I am going to start answering the How Fast Question in honor of Back to the Future "Doc Brown" with 88MPH!
When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious sh!t!
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Old 12-18-2017, 12:14 PM
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Well, this about tops it all. Lol
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Old 12-18-2017, 12:21 PM
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That couldn't have been a serious question....????
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Old 12-18-2017, 12:47 PM
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The dumbest question I got came from a family member. "Dad did you pack the Cheetos?"
O HECK NO!!!!

I'm the guy that makes the kids eat their sandwiches on the swim deck and no crackers or chips on the boat.
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Old 12-18-2017, 01:15 PM
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I love this thread. My favorite is the midget stripper pole. that was the best one so far. 2nd favorite was the old man tell the guy he didn't know how to drive the boat fast enough. that one was pretty good too.

Whats that pole for? It for the BAss to hang from!

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Old 12-18-2017, 11:32 PM
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O HECK NO!!!!

I'm the guy that makes the kids eat their sandwiches on the swim deck and no crackers or chips on the boat.
You know when youíve won? Itís when the kids , not just yours but the others, grab food and semi automatically make there way to the back of the boat, or at least pick up the chip they dropped.
Weíre about there. I didnít even have to scrub the inside of the boat at the end of the season.
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