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Old 04-07-2013, 05:34 PM
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What a great thread. However, I didn't see anyone post the one I got about 3 times last year.

1st instance, We were eating lunch in the local restaurant on the river. To my surprise after lunch I went back out to the dock to find two old men IN my boat.
ME: What are you guys doing?
Them: Your boat is sinking!!
Me: Why do you think that?
Them: The back end is sunk so low and we have had the bilge pump on for 5 minutes but nothing is coming out???
Me: Please turn my bilge off and get out of my boat.
Them: (Puzzled)
Me: I jump in and open the rear to show them full fat sacks in each rear locker
Them: Why would you do that?
Me: Just watch.

2nd instance: DNR stops me.
DNR: Your boat is sinking
Me: Is that all you stopped me for?
DNR: Well it is taking on water we can plainly see that you need to get to shore before your bilge pump burns up (them assuming it was on)
Me: I gotta go, my boats not sinking.

Other than that I have had people waving at me from shore, stop while I was changing sides to surf and asking if I was taking on water. I guess I should be happy they are concerned but it is funny
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Old 04-15-2013, 04:13 PM
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[quote=Kyle;909734]LMFAO @ at Rockman having a world record boat and pics being taken.



No it's a '93 and 20 years old.

Oh well that is a real old boat then, it looks brand new.

Thank you for the complement.....

Get that too. "Is that a new boat? What year is it?" also a 93 btw.
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:49 PM
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I was out on my boat the other weekend with a friend of mine who is one of those guys that thinks he just knows everything about everything. Well I met up with a buddy on the lake who owns an 07 Supra Gravity Games edition with all the decals on it. One of the decals is a giant "VORTEC" emblem on the side. My buddy looks at me and goes... "Dude, his boats f*cking supercharged!" to which I respond, "No it isn't". He insisted that it was supercharged since it was a Vortec. I had to explain to him that this was not a Vortec supercharger, and he gave his patented "dumb" look on his face when he realized he was wrong.

I have a lot of those moments with that guy...
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:51 PM
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Dumbest thing anyone every ask me about my boat was what's in your cooler. Boy did that turn into a mess!!!
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:53 PM
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Dumbest thing anyone every ask me was what's in your cooler. Boy did that turn into a mess!!!
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:55 PM
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Dumbest thing anyone every ask me about my boat was what's in your cooler. Boy did that turn into a mess!!!
Hadn't dumped the body parts yet? Hate when that happens.
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Old 06-28-2013, 01:07 PM
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Dumbest thing anyone every ask me about my boat was what's in your cooler. Boy did that turn into a mess!!!
Good thing they didn't ask you about your surf wake.........
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Old 06-28-2013, 01:08 PM
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Good thing they didn't ask you about your surf wake.........
Peter, you know me too well. Look for it in another thread, time now.
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Old 06-28-2013, 01:16 PM
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Dumbest thing anyone every ask me about my boat was what's in your cooler. Boy did that turn into a mess!!!
That's funny.
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Old 06-28-2013, 01:41 PM
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I did have a 'smart' question asked of me just last week...

Flat bed tow truck driver asked me how long my trailer was because he had a call about a stranded boater with a flat.
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