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Old 05-29-2012, 06:47 PM
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Am I the first?

Iíve raised my 2 sons to adulthood, Iím on my second dog and my third MC and I had a first in the boat this weekend. We had a niece and nephew (both 9 years old, on my wifeís side of the family ) at the lake with some other guests. Letís just say I started to smell an odor around the dock when we started loading up the boat. The niece and nephew sat in the bow and the odor came back in the boat once I was under way.
We figured it was the nephew but he assured my wife that he hadnít had any ďaccidentsĒ.
He was proven wrong when his wet swim shorts started to leak a brown liquid onto my seats!! I havenít decided if Iím going to sell the boat or set it on fire.
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Old 05-29-2012, 06:51 PM
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lol, sorry but that is kinda funny

at first I was thinking of every young mans words to a young lass on their wedding night
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:02 PM
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Sorry man. Here's a saying my wife and I use all the time. We saw it returning to the cabin from lunch last year over Independence Day.

I'd have tossed him overboard and tried teaching him deep water starts!
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:11 PM
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You literally scared the crap out of him...
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:16 PM
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I think a deep water barefoot start would tae care of the suit but the seat may need a powerturn front flood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsF8niEGEMQ
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:36 PM
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Iíve raised my 2 sons to adulthood, Iím on my second dog and my third MC and I had a first in the boat this weekend. We had a niece and nephew (both 9 years old, on my wifeís side of the family ) at the lake with some other guests. Letís just say I started to smell an odor around the dock when we started loading up the boat. The niece and nephew sat in the bow and the odor came back in the boat once I was under way.
We figured it was the nephew but he assured my wife that he hadnít had any ďaccidentsĒ.
He was proven wrong when his wet swim shorts started to leak a brown liquid onto my seats!! I havenít decided if Iím going to sell the boat or set it on fire.
when is the funeral?
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:38 PM
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Old 05-29-2012, 08:05 PM
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Hope you had the 303 smeared (and I use that term loosely) all of the seat before said event....
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Old 05-29-2012, 08:37 PM
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So sorry to hear that. But, I must say you had me in stitches laughing.
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Old 05-29-2012, 09:13 PM
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This will probably kill the thread...but..here goes anyway....

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/25645/Runner/
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