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Old 02-08-2005, 05:47 AM
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Morning Joke Thread

n the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play
>together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog
>began to sink.
>Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get
>the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
>Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
>no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 series BMW.
>Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope,
>hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the
>arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
>rope the chicken tossed to him.
>After tieing the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the
>chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
>car, rescued the donkey!
>Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
>the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best
>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
>began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!
>The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he
>then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
>donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>The moral of the story?
>When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks



nice older x-boat at berth in the advertisment above
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