Sail boat? How do you ski with a sailboat, let alone sit in the garage with a beer busting your knuckles and cursing? We don't need no stinking sail boat.
Kidding, sailing's great when it's to windy to find good water.
Hobie 16's rule!
I spent most of my money on booze, broads and boats. The rest I wasted. - Elmore Leonard
I had always thought that there was nothing quite so sad as an abandoned boat.-Terry Hayes