A Russian, a Mexican, and Texan are out riding horses.
The Russian pulls out an expensive bottle of Vodka, takes a long draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.
The Mexican looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of Vodka!"
The Russian says, "In Russia, there is plenty of Vodka and the bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a few sips, throws the Tequila into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.
The Texan can't believe his eyes, "What the hell did you do that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of Tequila!"
The Mexican says, "In Mexico, we have plenty of Tequila and bottles are cheap."
So, awhile later, the Texan pulls out a bottle of Beer. He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Mexican.
The Russian, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The Texan replies, "In Texas, we have plenty of Mexicans and the bottles are worth a nickel."
What does the fox say?
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