One day (back when I was married) I walked into the house with a sheep under my arm....
The wife looked at me and I said "this is the pig I sleep with when you're not around..."
She said "That's not a pig, you moron..."
"Um, I was talking to the sheep honey..."
What does the fox say?
You know they all have a little string hanging out, but it's not a tampon, it's a price tag...