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Old 06-28-2013, 10:07 AM
TxsRiverRat TxsRiverRat is offline
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One day (back when I was married) I walked into the house with a sheep under my arm....

The wife looked at me and I said "this is the pig I sleep with when you're not around..."

She said "That's not a pig, you moron..."

"Um, I was talking to the sheep honey..."
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