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Old 04-15-2013, 11:42 AM
TxsRiverRat TxsRiverRat is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 4,058
Usually when I get chain mails saying they wanna send me 25 million, it's from a male, I respond with this:


Excellent news!

I am excited about this! In order for me to validate your identity and credentials, and to conduct business with you, I will immediately need to see nude photographs of your wife in various poses. Please make sure she looks nice in the photos well groomed, and wearing spike heels, as they really are a turn on for me. Additionally, please be sure if I get a shaved beaver shot (thanks!)...

I am very much looking forward to seeing the photos and doing business with you!

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