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Old 02-06-2013, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pmkkdx View Post
I saw a heavyset woman up on a table dancing at a wedding. I said to her, "Nice legs",

She giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"

I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now"...
Hilarious... reminds me of when I was at McDonalds being assisted by a big ol girl... It was taking forever...

She said “Sorry about the wait...”

I said, “Hey no problem tubby, lose another 20# and you’d look great...”
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