Originally Posted by pmkkdx
I saw a heavyset woman up on a table dancing at a wedding. I said to her, "Nice legs",
She giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"
I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now"...
Hilarious... reminds me of when I was at McDonalds being assisted by a big ol girl... It was taking forever...
She said “Sorry about the wait...”
I said, “Hey no problem tubby, lose another 20# and you’d look great...”