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Old 02-06-2013, 02:03 PM
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I saw a heavyset woman up on a table dancing at a wedding. I said to her, "Nice legs",

She giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"

I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now"...
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