I told my wife to tell the doctor that she injured her ankle attempting a Hoochie Glide but she wasn’t in a joking mood. She tore a tendon and a ligament tripping on a plastic cover in her office that covers up computer wires to her desk (in heels). It was operated on 2 weeks ago, they took the splint off today and put it in a cast for at least 4 more weeks. Workers Comp.
That leg hair is going to look great in another 4 weeks!