Kyle, you fail to see the true meaning of the award. The award was meant to be a fun thing, and once again you (and taylor for that matter) blow it completely out of proportion.
The same way people in the club compete to see who the best skier, jumper, tricker, boarder surfer or footer, is the same way we compete to not do the most boneheaded thing each year (or at least do a great job covering it up)
So, lighten up Francis, this is all IN FUN.
MC