Your boat is no where near as beautiful as your wife.
Upkeep on both is VERY similar. Keep her bottom clean and well waxed. Never put cheap fuel in her. Cover her up and keep her warm in the winter. When you're not using her, make sure she's happy and docked in a nice place. Buy her nice accessories once and a while to keep her looking fresh. And once a month (and you will know when) leave her at home to rest and spend a day with your buddy and get a pull (once a month he'll need to do the same, so be there for him too).
Congrats on both - when she's happy, you're happy.
1996 Prostar 190, LT1
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