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milkmania 04-15-2013 06:50 AM

Spammers are so creative....
At least she didn't hit me up to cash a check for $30,000 over .....

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?

In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my **** in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...

we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..

do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana


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pmkkdx 04-15-2013 08:45 AM

ha! I received that as well ... and here I thought I was special :rolleyes:

milkmania 04-15-2013 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by pmkkdx (Post 925427)
ha! I received that as well ... and here I thought I was special :rolleyes:

that two timing ho!!!!!

TxsRiverRat 04-15-2013 10:42 AM

Usually when I get chain mails saying they wanna send me 25 million, it's from a male, I respond with this:


Excellent news!

I am excited about this! In order for me to validate your identity and credentials, and to conduct business with you, I will immediately need to see nude photographs of your wife in various poses. Please make sure she looks nice in the photos well groomed, and wearing spike heels, as they really are a turn on for me. Additionally, please be sure if I get a shaved beaver shot (thanks!)...

I am very much looking forward to seeing the photos and doing business with you!


Spork 04-15-2013 11:05 AM

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Then they send you this picture. lol

TxsRiverRat 04-15-2013 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 925479)
Then they send you this picture. lol

That does not look like a shaved beaver! Looks more like a naked mole rat!

milkmania 04-15-2013 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TxsRiverRat (Post 925481)
That does not look like a shaved beaver! Looks more like a naked mole rat!

THIS is a Beaver shaving!

TxsRiverRat 04-15-2013 02:37 PM

They shave their faces? :D

onejdgreen 04-15-2013 02:41 PM

Wow that is one heck of email just to get you to look at some pics...

scott023 04-15-2013 02:41 PM

The spelling in that drives me crazy. Hard as heck to read.

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