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bradamerry
06-13-2006, 04:49 PM
MASTERCARD WEDDING
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> >> > You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
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> >> > wedding that took place at Clemson University.
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> >> > It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a
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> >> > huge wedding with about 300 guests.
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> >> > After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
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> >> > microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
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> >> > for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
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> >> > wedding.
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> >> > He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
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> >> > his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
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> >> > As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
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> >> > a special gift just from him.
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> >> > So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
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> >> > party was an envelope.
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> >> > He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
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> >> > envelope.
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> >> > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride doing it
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> >> > with the best man.
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> >> > The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
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> >> > private detective to tail them.
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> >> > After just standing there, just watching the guests'
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> >> > reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
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> >> > "F--- you!"
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> >> > Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
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> >> > Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
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> >> > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
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> >> > While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
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> >> > finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
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> >> > as if nothing were wrong.
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> >> > His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
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> >> > guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
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> >> > best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
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> >> > This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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> >> > Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
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> >> > commercial out of this?
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> >> > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
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> >> > friends: $32,000.
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> >> > Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
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> >> > $3,000
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> >> > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
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> >> > $8,500.
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> >> > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
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> >> > humping the best man: Priceless.
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> >> > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
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> >> > MASTERCARD!
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> >> > "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar
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> >> > of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your a ** tomorrow......"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-13-2006, 04:52 PM
I got that emailed to me several times over the last 3 years. I wonder if its really true.... :confused:

rodltg2
06-13-2006, 04:53 PM
i heard this story awhile back. friggin awesome..! i wonder if its true or a urban legend

bcampbe7
06-13-2006, 05:09 PM
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

shepherd
06-14-2006, 12:36 AM
Well, at least it would make a good scene in a movie like Wedding Crashers or the Wedding Singer or something :rolleyes:

Ric
06-14-2006, 12:39 AM
there was one ?

shepherd
06-14-2006, 12:41 AM
there was one ?

There was one what ? :confused:

Ric
06-14-2006, 12:43 AM
it's an old line from stripes


it seemed funny at the time but if only I get it I should stay quiet

shepherd
06-14-2006, 12:51 AM
Oh, I was wondering if you were asking if there was a good scene in either of those movies. I don't remember, so probably not?