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tex
05-31-2006, 11:28 PM
Have I been trapped in the house too long or am I just in a Vicoden/Bombay haze? Anyone?

SkiDog
05-31-2006, 11:33 PM
Maybe you should check out the 'This is how's its done' tread! That ought to get you over the bla's.

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:39 PM
I have had those feelings before but not really opened up in such a public forum? I think it is ok as long as you don't drive over to his house and start picking through his garbage. The good news is you have decided to mix your concoction ALONE! From my experience the right amount of Vikes and Alchohol can make ERK look somewhat attractive. The worst part is when you are stumbling around talking yourself into it! This is just something I heard once of course! ;) Have I been trapped in the house too long or am I just in a Vicoden/Bombay haze? Anyone?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:40 PM
Maybe you should check out the 'This is how's its done' tread! That ought to get you over the bla's.
Ya, my little soundtrack sample ought to sound AWESOME on a vicodin/bombay jag!!! :dance: :headbang: whooaaaa....checcckkkkk iiiiiitttttt ouuuuuuttttttt, iiiiiiiiittttssss thhhhhe CCCHHHIIIIPPPPPSSS sooonnnnggg :eek: (insert psychodelic graphic imagery here)

erkoehler
05-31-2006, 11:40 PM
He is on his way back, no?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:41 PM
He is on his way back, no?
yea, and he is bringing some chicken with to cook when he gets here! 8p

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:41 PM
PS If I am ever so drunk that I start an I miss Doug thread give me an old fashioned Texas funeral! :D

bcampbe7
05-31-2006, 11:44 PM
Why do I have this feeling that Tex is going to have a little "drunk hook-up remorse" tomorrow and want this thread deleted... :D

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:46 PM
Doug has been hiding his feelings for awhile now. His PM's drive me wild! :woohoo: Why do I have this feeling that Tex is going to have a little "drunk hook-up remorse" tomorrow and want this thread deleted... :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:48 PM
Doug has been hiding his feelings for awhile now. His PM's drive me wild! :woohoo:
You arent saying that in your sexy voice are you HB? :eek:

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:48 PM
PS. Why does he always call me his Texas Rose? :confused:

tex
05-31-2006, 11:49 PM
OK, I don't miss him like that. I have a wife at home who loves to scream NO at me on a regular basis!

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:49 PM
You read that? I thought I was PM'ing! :o You arent saying that in your sexy voice are you HB? :eek:

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:50 PM
Enough NO's and Vikes and by the way have you really ever listened to Doug? He is very sensitive. He cares about you! ;) OK, I don't miss him like that. I have a wife at home who loves to scream NO at me on a regular basis!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:51 PM
Why do I have this feeling that Tex is going to have a little "drunk hook-up remorse" tomorrow and want this thread deleted... :D
yea, the "next morning" post party realization that you really ****** UP last night!! :headbang: :uglyhamme then he will be vowing never to do vicodin/bombay again :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:52 PM
You read that? I thought I was PM'ing! :o
That drunk again hey hoosier :wavey:

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:52 PM
I Swear Every Time I Post I Am Talking To The Legend Ron Jeremy! :d

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:53 PM
Ain't it amazing! I have enough aluminum around me to build you a nice jon boat! 8p That drunk again hey hoosier :wavey:

bcampbe7
05-31-2006, 11:54 PM
I Swear Every Time I Post I Am Talking To The Legend Ron Jeremy! :d


A friend of mine has his cell phone number Bob. He overheard Mr Jeremy give it to a gal at a bar. I can get it for you if you are looking for pointers.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:55 PM
Ain't it amazing! I have enough aluminum around me to build you a nice jon boat! 8p
your probably got enough aluminum there to build a nice BARGE! 8p ;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:56 PM
A friend of mine has his cell phone number Bob. He overheard Mr Jeremy give it to a gal at a bar. I can get it for you if you are looking for pointers.
(in my best Butthead voice) Uh, huh huh huh......you said pointers.....uh huh huh huh

TMCNo1
05-31-2006, 11:56 PM
From my experience the right amount of Vikes and Alchohol can make ERK look somewhat attractive.


HB, now that's scary!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-31-2006, 11:57 PM
HB, now that's scary!
I almost ****** my pants on that one!!! :headbang: NO1 you da man!! :uglyhamme :uglyhamme ROFLAMO

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:59 PM
Did I post that or are you reading my mind? :o HB, now that's scary!

Hoosier Bob
05-31-2006, 11:59 PM
I have two heros in life! Bryan Cox and Ron Jeremy! ;) A friend of mine has his cell phone number Bob. He overheard Mr Jeremy give it to a gal at a bar. I can get it for you if you are looking for pointers.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-01-2006, 12:03 AM
I have two heros in life! Bryan Cox and Ron Jeremy! ;)
HB might need that phone #, even he needs counseling at times, and RJ is probably the only person that could sort out that warped brain of his. :D

Hoosier Bob
06-01-2006, 12:05 AM
So Tex is either comfortably numb or throwing up! Either way my job is done here! ;)

tex
06-01-2006, 12:12 AM
Erk attractive...not enough bombay/vikes in the world. i'm sure that makes him feel better.

tex
06-01-2006, 12:14 AM
i am comfortable, i have found that position on the big chair that is comfortable...only problem...I can't reach my wine! F!

Hoosier Bob
06-01-2006, 12:15 AM
Look who is still awake! C'mon Tex! Tell me a story! Tell us how you got the name Tex again! Give us something! I know your bad arse don't just sit around even when injured. I have a good one! :confused: Erk attractive...not enough bombay/vikes in the world. i'm sure that makes him feel better.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-01-2006, 12:17 AM
i am comfortable, i have found that position on the big chair that is comfortable...only problem...I can't reach my wine! F!
You will be fine tex! just hang in there bud! :wavey: Dont listen to HB too much, or you will have more to worry about than your knee! 8p

Hoosier Bob
06-01-2006, 12:20 AM
Mistake number 2! When you start a thread that reads "I MISS DOUG" and follow up with "WHERE IS MY WINE" you will be labelled! I know you are hammered but wine is what you drink when the beer and the whiskey is gone! You are from TEXAS man get a grip! Wine is for P****** like Rod in California! If I were there I would have my transmision funnel and a case of beer to bring you back! We drink grain my brother!i am comfortable, i have found that position on the big chair that is comfortable...only problem...I can't reach my wine! F!

tex
06-01-2006, 12:23 AM
I always finish the night off with a little red. It's good to know that you would have funnel ready though!

Hoosier Bob
06-01-2006, 12:25 AM
I am much less refined! I would say somewhere around 80 grit! Want to hear my story of recovery? I may be too you know! :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-01-2006, 12:26 AM
Lets hera the story HB :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: I am much less refined! I would say somewhere around 80 grit! Want to hear my story of recovery? I may be too you know! :D

Hoosier Bob
06-01-2006, 12:37 AM
OK! Blown achilles and mucho pain. A few hours after surgery I ask the LITTLE F'ING LADY, sorry, to get me a Chef salad and a big F'ING COKE! I don't know how many have gone through a major surgery but you are F'ING thirsty when you awake! She comes back an HOUR later and hands me some sh** salad from a local restaurant. I say W T F is this? She says it is a CHEF F'ING SALAD! I say what is this piece of crap they put on top? She says CHICKEN! I say F this give me my COKE! She says she forgot the COKE! Boom salad on the wall and my crippled arse is on his way to McDonalds in my 1998 VW 5 spd Diesel!!!!
Hand on the emergency brake and all! I am stomping down every stair screaming my lungs out ALL I WANTED WAS A F'ING COKE!!!! She then makes plans with her sister to go to Mall of America for a week and leaves me alone!!! I drive to McD's, get my freakin' Coke and spend the next 6 days on Vikes and beer in my own little world ALONE!!!! What a B!!!!!!!!! Man I love this chick!Lets hera the story HB :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-01-2006, 09:59 AM
Ya know HB, maybe you need us to give YOU therapy instead! ;) I love the part about the salad hitting the wall......BOOM! :headbang: Get over to the watchers! thread for some healing. :D

tex
06-01-2006, 12:45 PM
Drinking coffee this morning, I still miss Doug!

MarkP
06-01-2006, 01:39 PM
Drinking coffee this morning, I still miss Doug!
Its going to be ok big fella..

TMCNo1
06-01-2006, 02:49 PM
DON"T ever throw 2 beef and bean Burittos against the wall like I did one time. Looked like a pre-historic bird with diarrhea took a dump in the kitchen and guess whoooooooo cleaned the mess up. I'll never do that again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anger management, go sit in the boat?????????????????and don't come back till you can act your age, or something like that! She says I never listen to her, so I sit in the boat alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ski_king
06-01-2006, 02:54 PM
DON"T ever throw 2 beef and bean Burittos against the wall like I did one time. ....
and never slam your fist down on the table on top of a pile of packets of ketchup......

TMCNo1
06-01-2006, 02:59 PM
and never slam your fist down on the table on top of a pile of packets of ketchup......



or slam a BISSEL Broom on the concrete floor in the basement! Looked like downtown Bagdad after the first assault, when the dust settled!

DanC
06-01-2006, 03:00 PM
She says I never listen to her, so I sit in the boat alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My boat understood me better than my ex. I sat in the boat a lot too. :friday:

Workin' 4 Toys
06-02-2006, 09:51 AM
You read that? I thought I was PM'ing! :o
Typical, you sausage!!!

Workin' 4 Toys
06-02-2006, 09:55 AM
You are from TEXAS man get a grip! Wine is for P****** like Rod in California!
Dougie might appreciate this line.....

tex
06-02-2006, 01:07 PM
OK, let me address the wine thing. 2 main reasons for wine. I spent 2 seasons skiing in Germany right in the heart of the wine regeion. 2nd, Beer makes me piss alot and it hurts like hell to get up and down to go to the head. That puts me on a steady diet of Bombay and red wine. By the way, in my adult life, wine has gotten me laid alot more than beer!

Workin' 4 Toys
06-02-2006, 01:13 PM
In HB's absence, I feel the need to comment on his behalf...
"CHANGE YOU SIGNATURE THEN WINO!!!";)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-02-2006, 01:33 PM
By the way, in my adult life, wine has gotten me laid alot more than beer! So what worked better BEFORE your adult life :uglyhamme

M-Funf
06-02-2006, 01:37 PM
So what worked better BEFORE your adult life :uglyhamme

Roofies :rolleyes:

tex
06-02-2006, 01:46 PM
Roofie's no, cheap beer yes!

sanjuan23
06-02-2006, 01:55 PM
Kinda gotta agree with Tex on that one. In my experience beer and wine buzzes are two different things. Beer = "Hey man watch this!!" Wine = "Hey baby come on over here." Latter usally a little more impressive to the slimmies in the right situation.

east tx skier
06-02-2006, 08:28 PM
Well, I'm safely back home (sort of). Been in Austin for two days and now in Houston for a few. Will be back in the groove by Monday hopefully. Thanks for the Bombay well wishes, Tex.

tex
06-02-2006, 09:28 PM
Yeah team-Doug is back, Now we have another reason to drink and take Vikes!

Hoosier Bob
06-02-2006, 09:35 PM
We may need to address this one, "Beer makes me piss alot and it hurts like hell!" Tex posted this a few posts ago. If it hurts when you **** you may need to go to the doctor! I would also call the last five women you were intimate with. That is what I would do anyway! ;) However I am sure there are a few on the forum that will appreciate the info! ;)

tex
06-02-2006, 10:08 PM
I was reading HB's reply and started laughing out loud. My 5 year old wanted to know what was so funny. I tried to explain that it was a daddy message and he came over and started to read it. I had to threaten him to keep him from reading the whole thing. Those damn kids are learning too fast these days. The wife was cracking up!

Hoosier Bob
06-02-2006, 10:12 PM
I know I took some liberties there with the post but as long as it was at your expense I figured it was ok? ;)

TMCNo1
06-02-2006, 10:58 PM
Welcome back Doug, you haven't missed anything, SOS, different week!

east tx skier
06-03-2006, 12:11 AM
Good to know. Waiting in Houston for the wife and baby to show up.

stevo137
06-03-2006, 12:12 AM
I didn't miss you Doug.

stevo137
06-03-2006, 12:13 AM
Just kiddin'... :rolleyes:

MarkP
06-03-2006, 12:14 AM
Good to know. Waiting in Houston for the wife and baby to show up.:wavey: !




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east tx skier
06-04-2006, 01:32 PM
What's up, Mark. How's the ski?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-04-2006, 02:07 PM
Eastie, your PM box is full. I have tried several times to PM you.

I wanna talk skis too.... :wavey: I imagine your swamped just getting back from vacation, but when you get a chance, PM me. THanks!

UMP

tex
11-15-2007, 12:18 AM
Seems like just yesterday!