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Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-09-2006, 06:18 PM
HA! I smell another poll coming people...... :D

Whats the topic gonna be??? :confused:

TMCNo1
05-09-2006, 08:22 PM
HA! I smell another poll coming people...... :D

Whats the topic gonna be??? :confused:


UMP, it's not what your cooking, you smell, it's something I ate!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrout!

You left yourself wide open for that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-09-2006, 10:51 PM
No1, did you cut the cheese in here? :mad:

I told you to quit eating those shish-ka-hoosier-bobs!! ANything THAT smothered in beer is gonna get you tootin! YOu cant just come in here playing bombs over tokyo with your intestinal track!

Are you implying that since there is a "Food talk with Tex" thread, that I have a "Fart talk with UMP" thread???

Maybe I should start a poll about your flatulence? :eek: :uglyhamme

:dance:

Workin' 4 Toys
05-10-2006, 12:32 AM
The pole should be about how many useless poles you have started.

Hoosier Bob
05-10-2006, 12:34 AM
UMP, maybe you should stop thinking about poles so much! It could have a very adverse effect! 8p The pole should be about how many useless poles you have started.

Hoosier Bob
05-10-2006, 12:47 AM
Be Vewy Vewy Quiet! Eastie Is Here And He Is Really P>>>upset! :d

Workin' 4 Toys
05-10-2006, 12:52 AM
And he is sooooo sneaky in ghost mode. It's almost scary...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 09:46 AM
The pole should be about how many useless poles you have started.
Oh come on now, my poles are right up there next to Time magazine and such :rolleyes: People wanna know, and I am here to tell them!

Workin' 4 Toys
05-10-2006, 09:57 AM
Be Vewy Vewy Quiet! Eastie Is Here And He Is Really P>>>upset! :d
I am going to jump to a conclusion here.
One may have noticed you, Steve, and myself on here at the same time for the first time since the HB thread. I guess I am not surprised there were some ghosts...;)

Workin' 4 Toys
05-10-2006, 09:59 AM
Oh come on now, my poles are right up there next to Time magazine and such :rolleyes: People wanna know, and I am here to tell them!
Next snowmobile season, I expect an invite to your infamous U.P. area, so I can see what you and all your nonsense are all about. 8p

jbfootin
05-10-2006, 10:01 AM
I think UMP is what they call "bi-poller" :D :toast:

6ballsisall
05-10-2006, 10:35 AM
UMP you crack me up man! Whats it gonna take to get you down to Mag Mania????

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 10:51 AM
UMP you crack me up man! Whats it gonna take to get you down to Mag Mania????
JR, I would love to attend Mag Mania. The bumme is, the distance. Its SO damn far. Its like a 16 to 20 hr drive. SO I would have to take so much time off. to fly there is very expensive because I have a puddle jumper airport to start from. i researched the costs and its pricey for a weekend thing. I really would like to go. maybe next year if I plan it in my vacation time/money schedule budget thang. It would be a blast to meet all you foolios in person! He11, I might even drink a few beers and relax for a change! :eek: My girlfriend would LOVE to see me relax. and she already has her vacation scheduled, and she cant change it(big company) and she just moved here with me, so I cant just up and leave her for a weekend. But dont get me wrong, I would really like to be there. hopefully someday! :)

6ballsisall
05-10-2006, 10:54 AM
JR, I would love to attend Mag Mania. The bumme is, the distance. Its SO damn far. Its like a 16 to 20 hr drive. SO I would have to take so much time off. to fly there is very expensive because I have a puddle jumper airport to start from. i researched the costs and its pricey for a weekend thing. I really would like to go. maybe next year if I plan it in my vacation time/money schedule budget thang. It would be a blast to meet all you foolios in person! He11, I might even drink a few beers and relax for a change! :eek: My girlfriend would LOVE to see me relax. and she already has her vacation scheduled, and she cant change it(big company) and she just moved here with me, so I cant just up and leave her for a weekend. But dont get me wrong, I would really like to be there. hopefully someday! :)

How much is the ticket??

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 10:54 AM
I think UMP is what they call "bi-poller"
either that or a scitz-o-frenick :D Me and Siggy Freud, we're buds :toast:

Trust me People, there is a new poll on the way!!! :steering:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 10:55 AM
How much is the ticket??
I will look it up again, where is the nearest airport?

and is there a nearby hotel?

What date are you going to JR? isnt there 2 MM this year??

6ballsisall
05-10-2006, 10:57 AM
I will look it up again, where is the nearest airport?

and is there a nearby hotel?

What date are you going to JR? isnt there 2 MM this year??


I should be at both dates. YOu can crash somewhere, don't worry about hotel, save the $$.

Check CVG (Cincinnati) or Lexington

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 11:51 AM
OK, I just looked on the net, and Flight costs are $635 to $820 depending on which flight. then add the cost of a rental car to get to and from the airport, that will approx be another $100. Then hotel costs will be probably another $200 thats just a little TOO spendy for a weekend getaway for one person. Plus I would help out with gas money and food costs too. Its a bummer its soo costly air fares. :noface: If it were anywhere near reasonable, I would be there.

SOmeday I WILL be there my friends, someday!!!

6ballsisall
05-10-2006, 11:53 AM
Holy Sh**!!!!!!!!!!! You could fly overseas for those fares!!! For giggles check Dayton and see what thats all about. How long of a drive is Cincy from where you are at???

pq2
05-10-2006, 11:58 AM
Maybe I should start a poll about your flatulence? :eek: :uglyhamme

:dance:[/QUOTE]

Does somebody step on a duck???? :eek:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 12:05 PM
14 hr drive. My friend has family in Cinci, and thats what it takes him.

Flight cost to dayton was $603 and up.

6ballsisall
05-10-2006, 12:07 PM
14 hr drive. My friend has family in Cinci, and thats what it takes him.

Flight cost to dayton was $603 and up.


Dang UMP!! Where do you live????

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 12:07 PM
Does somebody step on a duck???? :eek:

thats No1 breakin the wind here bud. He is tootin more than a retard in a marchin band.

LakePirate
05-10-2006, 12:12 PM
With about 17 stops you can get to Atlanta for $406. I will pick your sorry rear end up and you can ride with me.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 12:14 PM
Dang UMP!! Where do you live????

Da U.P. baby! miles from nowhere.....

6ballsisall
05-10-2006, 12:20 PM
Dang UMP you are in nowheresville! 14 hours to Cincy??? Ouch!! How far is Detroit or some other larger airport?? You don't need a rental car if you can get to one of the cities I suggested, we'll get you there somehow (and back)

bcampbe7
05-10-2006, 12:24 PM
Take the train, or better yet Greyhound! :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 12:29 PM
Dang UMP you are in nowheresville! 14 hours to Cincy??? Ouch!! How far is Detroit or some other larger airport?? You don't need a rental car if you can get to one of the cities I suggested, we'll get you there somehow (and back)
Its about 10 hrs to Motown. :(

Yes dude, I am in the middle of frickin nowhere!!! Now you know why I got so whippy on there in Feb and March!!! Cabin Fever boy!! :D

It costs big bucks to get out of here on a plane. :rolleyes:

I just checked flying from Green bay, WI to lexington, and its $586 to $916 depending on which flight.

6ballsisall
05-10-2006, 12:31 PM
I guess this shows my ignorance, I had no idea that Michigan was that large of a state!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-10-2006, 01:16 PM
I guess this shows my ignorance, I had no idea that Michigan was that large of a state!
Yea, we even have two parts!!! :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
05-10-2006, 04:58 PM
thats No1 breakin the wind here bud. He is tootin more than a retard in a marchin band.


Uuuuuuuuh Weeeeeee, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
Pooooot, Pooooot, Pooooot! [do tha breakdown] Pooooot, Pooooot, Pooooot!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-11-2006, 01:19 PM
I been thinking No1, and since your digestive track is lethal, how can we continue as superheros? I mean one of our missions in our oath to society was to reduce pollution, how can we do that with you stinkin' up the earth after you drink beer and eat pickled eggs??

Or WAIT!! Maybe your flatulence can be a super power? :eek: Like Howard Stern..... or maybe your gas could be an alternative fuel source during our gas price hike we are enduring. are you flex-fuel compatible??

TMCNo1
05-11-2006, 02:15 PM
I been thinking No1, and since your digestive track is lethal, how can we continue as superheros? I mean one of our missions in our oath to society was to reduce pollution, how can we do that with you stinkin' up the earth after you drink beer and eat pickled eggs??

Or WAIT!! Maybe your flatulence can be a super power? :eek: Like Howard Stern..... or maybe your gas could be an alternative fuel source during our gas price hike we are enduring. are you flex-fuel compatible??

FLEX-FUEL, Methane powered weedeater, low emissions, high octane, You may have something there. That's the only thing that keeps me from being totally stealth in the Super Hero world, but, I can always blame it on the dog!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-17-2006, 11:34 PM
Ya know....I think the UMP is cookin up another poll........

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-31-2006, 10:10 AM
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, UMP is cooking up another poll again.....

SkiDog
08-31-2006, 10:42 AM
FLEX-FUEL, Methane powered weedeater, low emissions, high octane, You may have something there. That's the only thing that keeps me from being totally stealth in the Super Hero world, but, I can always blame it on the dog!
Now you just wait one cotton pickin minute here! Leave me out of your little fartin, smelling up the world games. I ain't got a dog in the fight on this un'!:confused:

LakePirate
08-31-2006, 10:46 AM
Somebody got a full nights sleep in the YouPee last night.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-31-2006, 10:55 AM
Yes Lakey! plenty of sleep for the UMP. I need my sleep. I am considering putting the Monza in the bed with me, maybe I will sleep better. hey, waterskis deserve a good nights sleep to, and a nice comfortable bed. Skis shouldnt be make to sleep in the garage. Maybe I can do that and I can send the lady to the couch. :o

Leroy
08-31-2006, 11:00 AM
I can tell you who will end up on the couch! With their ski and anything else you care about! :D

Yes Lakey! plenty of sleep for the UMP. I need my sleep. I am considering putting the Monza in the bed with me, maybe I will sleep better. hey, waterskis deserve a good nights sleep to, and a nice comfortable bed. Skis shouldnt be make to sleep in the garage. Maybe I can do that and I can send the lady to the couch. :o

Upper Michigan Prostar190
08-31-2006, 11:03 AM
I can tell you who will end up on the couch! With their ski and anything else you care about!
WHo's side you on here Leroy???:mad: I am like Ralph Cramdin, the house is my castle and I am KING!;) I will decide that!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-16-2006, 08:52 PM
:D ok, the UMP is cookin.....can you smell it? ANother poll is cookin....Coming soon to a threater near you.:cool:

6ballsisall
10-16-2006, 08:58 PM
:D ok, the UMP is cookin.....can you smell it? ANother poll is cookin....Coming soon to a threater near you.


God help us all:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-16-2006, 09:52 PM
God help us all:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Amen to that my brutha randol! see the new poll!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-30-2007, 08:29 PM
Can you BELIEVE???? its been 3 months since I posted here?:o

(insert soundtrack from JAWS here)

well folks, can you smell it?

can you feel it?

Do you know whats happening here?

Do you feel that chill in the air?

The hair is standing on the back of your neck?

A cold wind blows through the trees..... the moon peers though cloudy skies.....

thats right, its here. and there aint anything you can do about it.

WINTER CABIN FEVER HAS SET IN!

You are all foreward of the complete nonsense that will follow until spring is here. :o


BUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

RexDog1
01-30-2007, 08:35 PM
Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

Maristar210
01-30-2007, 08:38 PM
Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

What poor man?

Surely you are not referring to UMP:D

TMCNo1
01-30-2007, 09:28 PM
OMG, the animals have headed for the high ground and everyone is looking at the horizon or in their storm cellars!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-30-2007, 10:35 PM
Thats right! winter fever is here peeps! we must endure, we must overcome. So, who wants to talk about Smokey and the Bandit?

Sodar
01-30-2007, 10:37 PM
Thats right! winter fever is here peeps! we must endure, we must overcome. So, who wants to talk about Smokey and the Bandit?

I'll talk about Smokey... as long as we get to talk about Top Gun next!! :D 8p :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-30-2007, 11:14 PM
I'll talk about Smokey... as long as we get to talk about Top Gun next!! :D 8p :D
Maybe we need an "offical Top Gun" thread.......:confused:

tex
01-30-2007, 11:16 PM
Maybe we need an "offical Top Gun" thread.......:confused:
Show me the way home, honey

LakePirate
01-30-2007, 11:18 PM
Show me the way home, honey


Sounds like prom nite

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-30-2007, 11:18 PM
"Holy S***! its Viper!!"

yea, and Viper is probably sayin "Holy S***! its Maverick and Goose!"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-30-2007, 11:19 PM
Show me the way home, honey
Try Hoosier Bob Tex, he may accomodate you. 8p

tex
01-30-2007, 11:20 PM
Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!

TMCNo1
01-31-2007, 11:06 AM
We need the "Official Flintstones Thread"!


Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
01-31-2007, 11:11 AM
We need the "Official Flintstones Thread"!


Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
YOu got my vote on that!

Ric
01-31-2007, 11:31 AM
What poor man?

Surely you are not referring to UMP:D He's like nicholson's character in the shining. snowed in .. someone should go check on him,.........
someone in Michigan.......

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-24-2007, 10:30 PM
Can you smell what the UMP is cookin?:confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2007, 12:28 PM
Well, can you smell it? UMP is cookin! can anyone guess what it is??

Maristar210
07-11-2007, 12:30 PM
Smells like rotten eggs you bast*** 8p 8p :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2007, 12:38 PM
Smells like rotten eggs you bast*** 8p :D
Ooo! better watch it Staristar, cause your the one I'm a roastin'! 8p ;)

Maristar210
07-11-2007, 12:40 PM
Ooo! better watch it Staristar, cause your the one I'm a roastin'! 8p ;)


Turn it up then and

BRING IT:)

trickskier
07-11-2007, 12:42 PM
Well, can you smell it? UMP is cookin! can anyone guess what it is??
Goat & Okra???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2007, 12:48 PM
Goat & Okra???
Nope! Its roasted arse of staristar, served with a side of poll ala UMP. :D

trickskier
07-11-2007, 12:55 PM
Nope! Its roasted arse of staristar, served with a side of poll ala UMP. :D
I would rather have the Goat & Okra................:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2007, 01:11 PM
I would rather have the Goat & Okra................:rolleyes:
Hey now Tricky, dont knock roasted arse of Staristar until you've tried it. It tastes alot like miller lite. 8p ;)

trickskier
07-11-2007, 02:33 PM
Hey now Tricky, dont knock roasted arse of Staristar until you've tried it. It tastes alot like miller lite. 8p ;)
You must slice it pretty THIN to get a lite piece................;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2007, 03:05 PM
You must slice it pretty THIN to get a lite piece................;)
It is a bit on the fatty side, like hip of hippopotamus. 8p

trickskier
07-11-2007, 03:17 PM
It is a bit on the fatty side, like hip of hippopotamus. 8p
OK..................I need a towel & windex.............I just spewed tea all over my monitor.....................LMAO............... :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-11-2007, 04:28 PM
OK..................I need a towel & windex.............I just spewed tea all over my monitor.....................LMAO............... :uglyhamme
:cool: :D :cool:

Maristar210
07-12-2007, 10:59 AM
:cool: :D :cool:


I smell something that smells like cooked cabbage....:mad:


I must be downwind from the UPeee's cooking pasties today eh?

ProTour X9
07-12-2007, 11:03 AM
I smell something from the south, burnt smell, 30 miles away, at least dats what my houndog told me. :D

betsy&david Harrison
07-12-2007, 11:03 AM
I'll have a slice with a side of yellow speedo please :D

ProTour X9
07-12-2007, 11:11 AM
I'll have a slice with a side of yellow speedo please :D

Don't push his buttons:o 8p

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-12-2007, 11:41 AM
I smell something that smells like cooked cabbage....:mad:


I must be downwind from the UPeee's cooking pasties today eh?
Nope, no cabbage in my pasties Staristar. although I did experiment with other leafy pasty ingredients back in the 70's. :cool: Let me tell you, kindergarten was a groove man.

Maristar210
07-12-2007, 12:10 PM
Nope, no cabbage in my pasties Staristar. although I did experiment with other leafy pasty ingredients back in the 70's. :cool: Let me tell you, kindergarten was a groove man.


They sold you some oregano too?

Maristar210
07-12-2007, 12:12 PM
Don't push his buttons:o 8p


Good One :D

Yea.... What he said ;)

betsy&david Harrison
07-12-2007, 12:14 PM
It isn't a button I was aiming to push ;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-12-2007, 12:24 PM
oosh, is it warm in here or is it me??:confused: :o

I think I will just step outside for a while......maybe get a little fresh air.....I dunno, go look for some oregano or something.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-12-2007, 12:25 PM
They sold you some oregano too?
yea, oregano. Thats what I did with all the milk money I bullied kids out of.

Maristar210
07-12-2007, 12:36 PM
It isn't a button I was aiming to push ;)


RRRRRRRRRR

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-12-2007, 12:43 PM
RRRRRRRRRR
Hear that?? the lion is out of the cage. :o

betsy&david Harrison
07-12-2007, 10:20 PM
This is what I'm smelling right now... grilled steaks in a little homemade secret sauce, my own risotto with sauted panchetta and shallots...ooohhh and red wine..cabernet tonight

RexDog1
07-12-2007, 10:30 PM
This is what I'm smelling right now... grilled steaks in a little homemade secret sauce, my own risotto with sauted panchetta and shallots...ooohhh and red wine..cabernet tonight


I will be up there in 2 hrs. keep it hot for me…..:rolleyes:

And like Tex I will bring a nice red…..:D

Slinkyredfoot
07-12-2007, 11:02 PM
This is what I'm smelling right now... grilled steaks in a little homemade secret sauce, my own risotto with sauted panchetta and shallots...ooohhh and red wine..cabernet tonight


Yea, I agree... but can you tell me what all of these big words mean please?????:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-12-2007, 11:47 PM
Yea, I agree... but can you tell me what all of these big words mean please?????:D
let me translate for you Slinky. SHe is having the following for dinner:

grilled steak with catsup on it
rice
fried onions & mushrooms
and night train wine
:cool:

fintek9
07-14-2007, 05:55 PM
thanks UMP :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
07-14-2007, 06:09 PM
All I keep smelling is something UMP ate!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-15-2007, 11:45 PM
UMP cooked steak, fresh lake trout, and potatoes for dinner tonite. Had relatives over.:D

too many black russains though and oof! UMP is happy!!!:D

Leroy
07-16-2007, 12:59 AM
Sounds like a great meal UMP, I have to ask, how did you fix the lake trout?

I grew up on rainbow trout light coating of meal and fried whole.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-17-2007, 10:31 AM
Sounds like a great meal UMP, I have to ask, how did you fix the lake trout?

I grew up on rainbow trout light coating of meal and fried whole.
sorry it took so long to reply!:o Im on VACATION DONTCHANO!!!!:D

UMP fish:

take aluminum foil about 18" long and layfish fillets on it. season with salt, fresh ground pepper, old bay seasoning, and parsely. season both sides of the fish. Then put some butter on there so it wont stick to the foil. then put a few onion slices on the fish. seal up the tin foil and bake on the grill on low or med heat depending on your grill. until flaky. dont be afraid to check on it, your not gonna ruin it. just let it go for 10 minutes or so, then start checking it. you can even flip it over to speed the cooking, no probs. Try it Leroy, let me know what you think. :)

Maristar210
07-17-2007, 11:41 AM
UMP,

Go get a bottle of Kahluha, mix it with some cream and lets get going with the drunk dialing !

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-17-2007, 11:58 AM
UMP,

Go get a bottle of Kahluha, mix it with some cream and lets get going with the drunk dialing !
Be careful Staristar! you might get what you wish for!8p :D ;)

Leroy
07-17-2007, 03:05 PM
Sounds good UMP, I'll try it with rainbow trout and let you know!

ProTour X9
07-18-2007, 10:42 AM
Hey UMP, I just watched Escanaba in Da Moonlight, now I know the correct pronunciation of pasties. And I'm reminded of what yoopers are really like. chevyshooka****!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-18-2007, 11:31 AM
UMP cooked season chicken breasts on the grill, corn on the cob on the grill (peel cornbut dont tear peelings off, just rub butter on corn, then season and put peelings back on it. wrap in tinfoil and grill to perfection, no burns that way!) then Ms UMP cooked a butter herb noodle thing, and I made real garlic bread and toasted on the grill too. Excellent dinner. easy to make as well! Leroy, you seem to be my pupil here, go for it!:)

tex
07-18-2007, 11:33 AM
I miss cooking. There's a lot of wine to be shared while cooking!

trickskier
07-18-2007, 12:11 PM
I miss cooking. There's a lot of wine to be shared while cooking!
And Cutty TOO.......................:friday:

shepherd
07-18-2007, 12:13 PM
I miss cooking. There's a lot of wine to be shared while cooking!

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Monte
07-18-2007, 12:44 PM
Beer can chicken for me tonight... UMP.. You ever tried that??

TMCNo1
07-18-2007, 02:35 PM
UMP cooked season chicken breasts on the grill, corn on the cob on the grill (peel cornbut dont tear peelings off, just rub butter on corn, then season and put peelings back on it. wrap in tinfoil and grill to perfection, no burns that way!) then Ms UMP cooked a butter herb noodle thing, and I made real garlic bread and toasted on the grill too. Excellent dinner. easy to make as well! Leroy, you seem to be my pupil here, go for it!:)



Them's is called shucks and the string are silks! Ya remove shucks whenense ya shuck corn! Do's I's have to learn ya everthang?:D

TMCNo1
07-18-2007, 02:37 PM
Beer can chicken for me tonight... UMP.. You ever tried that??



How do you git that big ole chicken it that little bitty can? Are ya usin' 40 oz cans and skinnin' him first?:cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-18-2007, 07:29 PM
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Cool. I bet the food likes it too!:D

TMCNo1
07-18-2007, 09:01 PM
We are having country style ribs w/sauerkraut in the Crotch Pot tomorrow night, homegrown madders, local cantelope, boiled corn on the cob and biscuits!

Maristar210
07-18-2007, 09:09 PM
We are having country style ribs w/sauerkraut in the Crotch Pot tomorrow night, homegrown madders, local cantelope, boiled corn on the cob and biscuits!


Hey Harold we don't want to hear about you and Lynn's "crotch pot"

thats closed door stuff my good man :D

TMCNo1
07-18-2007, 09:11 PM
Hey Harold we don't want to hear about you and Lynn's "crotch pot"

thats closed door stuff my good man :D


Does this mean I need to take it back to BED, BATH and BEHIND, and get my money back?:confused: :rolleyes: :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-18-2007, 09:14 PM
UMP isnt cookin tonite. We busted our arses off today, so take out food for us tonite. However, I AM at work in the lab...... the booze lab that is. Ms. UMP is browsing thru my bartenders manual. We tried a few "tropical" type drinks, none which I have liked. I will let her pick one more, and then its black russian time!:D :D UMP the Mixologist is IN DA HOUSE!!!

Maristar210
07-18-2007, 09:16 PM
Does this mean I need to take it back to BED, BATH and BEHIND, and get my money back?:confused: :rolleyes: :D


Yes and buy a crock pot not a crotch pot:D

trickskier
07-18-2007, 09:17 PM
Yes and buy a crock pot not a crotch pot:D
Harold's been looking for one that has a built in cigarette lighter..........:rolleyes:

ProTour X9
07-18-2007, 09:33 PM
How do you git that big ole chicken it that little bitty can? Are ya usin' 40 oz cans and skinnin' him first?:cool:

Actually you take the can and stick it.......................:o

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-18-2007, 09:37 PM
I bet with Erk and Hoosier bob being at MM3, beer can chicken is a natural.....

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-18-2007, 10:28 PM
UMP and Ms. UMP are now enjoying Blue Hawaiians. Looks like a baby blue 59 Chevy. kinda sea foam green/blue color. I kinda like it.

blue curacao
pineapple juice
cream of coconut
Rum

shake with ice, serve in frozen margarutia glass.

trickskier
07-20-2007, 02:42 PM
UMP and Ms. UMP are now enjoying Blue Hawaiians. Looks like a baby blue 59 Chevy. kinda sea foam green/blue color. I kinda like it.

blue curacao
pineapple juice
cream of coconut
Rum

shake with ice, serve in frozen margarutia glass.
Hey UMP,
How much of each???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 03:41 PM
Hey UMP,
How much of each???
Tricky!

1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot Rum
1 shot cream of coconut
2 shots pineapple juice


shake like hell in a shaker with ice, pour into a glass, and enjoy

trickskier
07-20-2007, 04:49 PM
Tricky!

1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot Rum
1 shot cream of coconut
2 shots pineapple juice


shake like hell in a shaker with ice, pour into a glass, and enjoy
Got it!!! Thanks UMP!

trickskier
07-20-2007, 04:52 PM
Is Cream of Coconut a Liqueur???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 05:39 PM
Is Cream of Coconut a Liqueur???
NO, cream of coconut. its like coconut milk, only much thicker and sweeter. YOu can find it near the cocktail mix section at your store. by all the mixes for pina coloda, bloody mary, margauritas, that stuff. should be near there.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 10:17 PM
I cooked dinner! just like I said. Porterhouse steaks, corn ala UMP, potaotes ala UMP, I rule! :D all on my Ronald McDonald plate from the 70's. I am serious!! dont tease me! this plate caused a family controversy and fight!! My grandma gave me the plate and several of my cousins try to covet it. I keep it under lock and key now. SERIOUS! this is no joke! when I take it to family dinners, I have it in a locked breifcase handcuffed to my wrist. I am dead serious. Ask Priscilla if you dont believe me. she has witnessed it. I handcuff it to my grandmas huge range at christmas so they cant take it. Things got a little heated during dishwashing when the bastages tried to steal it. I had to get physical. Kinda ruined chirstmas.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/guitarzan1972/dinner4.jpg

ProTour X9
07-20-2007, 10:21 PM
I cooked dinner! just like I said. Porterhouse steaks, corn ala UMP, potaotes ala UMP, I rule! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/guitarzan1972/dinner4.jpg


I looked at that and swore I smelt something.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 10:30 PM
I am serious about the plate peeps. dont mess with it. UMP gets angry. its a heirloom, dontchano!.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/guitarzan1972/mcdonaldplate.jpg

BriEOD
07-20-2007, 10:37 PM
Good grief Don! You are going to have to run a marathon to burn off all those calories. That is enough food to feed a Somali family. You need to cruise over the excercise threads. Huge portion of beef, 2 carbs and shrooms (you probably boiled and made tea from). ;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 10:39 PM
The hand is quicker than the Eye Bri!! only on the weekends Bro! not every weekend. just once in a while. we just wanted a special dinner so we splurged. :o forgive me bud.

Doug G
07-20-2007, 10:45 PM
Don't listen to him UMP the dark side is stronger... be one with the steak

LakePirate
07-20-2007, 11:01 PM
Somewhere I have that exact same plate. Several thousand fish sticks have passed across that plate.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-20-2007, 11:59 PM
Everyone should fear the plate and rever what it represents!8p ;)

The Hamburglar ruled!!!!

Doug G
07-21-2007, 12:12 AM
Ding fries are done

shepherd
07-21-2007, 12:58 AM
Tater tots rule. I'd go to Sonic right now if it wasn't too late, and it's getting ready to storm out there, and I'd be DUI... :mad:

Hoosier Bob
07-21-2007, 01:00 AM
Is Grimace ramming the Broomstick in RM's crotch? That explains the Umbrella!

shepherd
07-21-2007, 01:01 AM
Funny... RM looks kind of like Michael Jackson. Coincidence???

Leroy
07-21-2007, 01:05 AM
Life in the UP! I'm waiting for a book or TV show on this!

I cooked dinner! just like I said. Porterhouse steaks, corn ala UMP, potaotes ala UMP, I rule! :D all on my Ronald McDonald plate from the 70's. I am serious!! dont tease me! this plate caused a family controversy and fight!! My grandma gave me the plate and several of my cousins try to covet it. I keep it under lock and key now. SERIOUS! this is no joke! when I take it to family dinners, I have it in a locked breifcase handcuffed to my wrist. I am dead serious. Ask Priscilla if you dont believe me. she has witnessed it. I handcuff it to my grandmas huge range at christmas so they cant take it. Things got a little heated during dishwashing when the bastages tried to steal it. I had to get physical. Kinda ruined chirstmas.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/guitarzan1972/dinner4.jpg

Hoosier Bob
07-21-2007, 01:07 AM
Sorry Leroy but that looks like Indiana corn!;) Life in the UP! I'm waiting for a book or TV show on this!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-22-2007, 01:04 PM
Life in the UP! I'm waiting for a book or TV show on this!
the book will be called, "Cookin in da UP, dontchano!" look for it on the NYT best seller list. :cool:

Leroy
07-25-2007, 06:06 PM
That plate is classic UMP! What other heirloom plates do you have? :D

SkiDog
07-25-2007, 06:17 PM
That plate is classic UMP! What other heirloom plates do you have? :D

Bet cha a hun, hes got a Smokie & the Bandit collector set!:D

TMCNo1
07-25-2007, 06:47 PM
Bet cha a hun, hes got a Smokie & the Bandit collector set!:D


He got the set on the Antiques Roadshow for $3 and his autographed collector picture of Phyllis Diller nude!:rolleyes: :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
07-25-2007, 10:52 PM
That plate is classic UMP! What other heirloom plates do you have? :D
Thanks! :wavey: thats the only one I have, and I aint tellin you where I keep it either. its secret!:cool:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-08-2007, 10:53 AM
Can you smell what the UMP is cookin? if your at MM3 you will!:D

and NO!!! I am NOT bringing my Ronald McDOnald plate to MM3! :noface: Cuz I know that you guys will steal it! Dont take my plate!

trickskier
09-08-2007, 06:57 PM
Can you smell what the UMP is cookin? if your at MM3 you will!:D

and NO!!! I am NOT bringing my Ronald McDOnald plate to MM3! :noface: Cuz I know that you guys will steal it! Dont take my plate!
I was hoping that you were going to bring the Bat Boat............:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-09-2007, 01:15 PM
I was hoping that you were going to bring the Bat Boat............:D
Nope.

But I want to own another one!! I had so much fun with that boat. I wish I could find a cheap old Checkmate or something like that, and I could paint it myself in the body shop at work. I would even have a local fiberglass guy fab some nice "bat wings" for it. It would be a choice ride for sure! Problem is, poeople want $1500 for boats that are worth $500. :rolleyes: If I could find one, I wouldnt mind having one. I would also like to get an old tank of a car to make into a "bluesmobile" too, like Jake and Elwood had. Good fun!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-09-2007, 09:18 PM
black Russian!!!!


Honk!!!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
09-09-2007, 11:11 PM
O come on people!!!! get your wallets out here! Lets chip in and help Erk out on this house boat. what do I have to do to get some $$$ out of you? put my televangelist outfit on with a bad haircut??? :rolleyes:

and I only have ONE kitchen bich, and one "helper".......

I need another kitchen bich!

come on people.......sound off!!!! Volunteer!!!!!

Talk to me.......

6ballsisall
09-09-2007, 11:33 PM
I know I know!!! Those who don't pitch in get a PIC of Staristar in a yellow bikini TAPED ALL OVER THEIR CAR at MM3!!! :D

tex
11-05-2008, 07:36 PM
I smell Ump all the way in Texas!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-05-2008, 07:37 PM
Its the garlic baby, the garlic. Donchano.