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Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 09:42 PM
Well, I guess since spring is here everyone is doing spring type things. I notice theres not alot of activity here on TT like there was in winter. I imagine everyone is trying to get their boats ready, get out skiing, or other spring time projects and things around the house. Hmmm.....maybe its time to conduct a poll.....gotta get something brewing here. :)

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 09:55 PM
I would have to agree....but things have been slow for a while...

bradamerry
04-25-2006, 10:06 PM
I've been working on my golf handicap!!!

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 10:07 PM
I see you FINALLY got back to working on the list. :banana:

bradamerry
04-25-2006, 10:15 PM
I see you FINALLY got back to working on the list. :banana:
Yes sir!!!!!!!

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 10:17 PM
Going on a beer run...anybody need anything?

bradamerry
04-25-2006, 10:19 PM
Going on a beer run...anybody need anything?
Coors light, please...

6ballsisall
04-25-2006, 10:20 PM
Heineken!!!

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 10:39 PM
Coors light, please...

Bradley, you are in luck....(what happened to the miller lite?)

Jeffery - I only have 4 in the beer fridge

6ballsisall
04-25-2006, 10:40 PM
Jeffery - I only have 4 in the beer fridge

So what you gonna drink then?? :D

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 10:41 PM
Not those....I have already eaten. :friday:

TMCNo1
04-25-2006, 10:50 PM
Been planting my Medical Maraguguwanna crop, waterin' the madders and peppers, mowing the grass [real grass, not the kind you smoke], warshing cars, trimming bushes, evading rain, hail, wind, the occasional lightening strike and burying birds with golf balls stuck in their arse!

Big storm overhead, gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bradamerry
04-25-2006, 10:54 PM
I drink them all

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 10:55 PM
JR, Brad, No1 and Lakey! Nice to see you my buds! NO1, you da man, be careful not to cut the "taller" grass there in the corner of your yard. ;)

DOes the rain miss you when you wear your CAMO outfit? I was wondering if it even fooled mother nature.....? :D

JEREMY79
04-25-2006, 11:01 PM
Lakey, Bud select for me please. Wish I had time to work on my golf handicap

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 11:03 PM
Jeremy, you wanna job? we are all thinking of starting an "escort service" for ladies that cant find dates.....ya know that sort of thing. :rolleyes:

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 11:04 PM
Hey Jeremy...sorry, already back.

I had one of those promotional girls from Budweiser buy me one of those one night to try and get me off the Coors Light...thought it was ok, but I had to stick with the CL.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 11:07 PM
so lakey, you up for hte new idea or what? we need you man, we need you. youve stuck with me through thin, now its time to reap the harvest buddy, lets make a million!

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 11:09 PM
I tried this in college, but didn't really make any money.

But you know what they say, try try again. :woohoo:

TMCNo1
04-25-2006, 11:19 PM
I'm back, storm blew over, temps dropped 28 deg. in 2 hrs, dime size hail!

When it rains, there is no problemo, the camo just grows a bit and I just take the weedeater to myself, got my camo tennis shoe string caught in the weedeater hub while ago and went fer 1 heck of a ride. Thunk I was at the County Fair riding the Tilt-A-whirl, instead of seeing stars, I smelled corn dogs and cotton candy and landed wound up wrapped around the strippers legs at the Girlie Show! Ain't life great?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 11:22 PM
I'm back, storm blew over, temps dropped 28 deg. in 2 hrs, dime size hail!

When it rains, there is no problemo, the camo just grows a bit and I just take the weedeater to myself, got my camo tennis shoe string caught in the weedeater hub while ago and went fer 1 heck of a ride. Thunk I was at the County Fair riding the Tilt-A-whirl, instead of seeing stars, I smelled corn dogs and cotton candy and landed wound up wrapped around the strippers legs at the Girlie Show! Ain't life great?
all of that with NO hallucinagenic substances too folks! We all want to live in your world No1 :worthy:

Tell mother nature the dime size hail isnt enough, I would hold out for more.......DEAL OR NO DEAL????

TMCNo1
04-25-2006, 11:39 PM
LOL, LOL, LOL,..............................

Remember kiddies, don't never buy none of that there bubblegum in the mens bathroom, it tastes like rubber!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 11:42 PM
yea, and DONT eat the big white mints that are in the urinals. They can be hazardous to your health, and they dont belong to you, so leave them alone!

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 11:44 PM
LOL, LOL, LOL,..............................

Remember kiddies, don't never buy none of that there bubblegum in the mens bathroom, it tastes like rubber!


I had that t-shirt in High School.....got me sent to the principal's office...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 11:46 PM
censorship......... :noface:

I should have spent some time in the principals office, but never didnt anything bad enough to get there......or was good enough to not get caught.

LakePirate
04-25-2006, 11:49 PM
I did the announcements everyday and after I finished those I just cruised right on in to get my yelling at for the day. It usually stemmed from whatever sporting event took place the night before. Oh and to make it even better, the principal had a lisp.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-25-2006, 11:53 PM
lakey, we must be long lost bruthers!!!! :eek: I used to read the announcements too, then I would spout off with rumors and gossip. :guitar:

TMCNo1
04-25-2006, 11:54 PM
I did the announcements everyday and after I finished those I just cruised right on in to get my yelling at for the day. It usually stemmed from whatever sporting event took place the night before. Oh and to make it even better, the principal had a lisp.


I thure hohohohhhhope he ddddddidn't stud stud studddddder tooo tooo!

I bet he just loved Me Me Mel Ti Ti Ti Tillis! [sp]

LakePirate
04-26-2006, 12:04 AM
It was more like a hair lip

Washie washie in new blue cheer...


No rumors or gossip, just the lunch menu.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-26-2006, 09:46 AM
I used to predict the weather everyday. My weather report never changed, I always said the weather today will be a low of 10 below zero, to a high of 100, chance of rain, snow, wind, hail. it may be clear and sunny but could be cloudy. It could be humid or dry. the weather for tonite, it will be dark.
THe best part was, I was never wrong on the weather. I was the best weatherman in the history of meteorology. I never missed. I was reading the announcments of the PA system one day, doing my normal ruitine, and our drafting teacher was always in for a good laugh but that day we had a rep from a computer company there installing new computers with autocad, and my teacher was a bit embarrassed with him there, so he told one of my friends to "go tell that @$$**** to shut up!!!" It was a hoot!

and we used to go down to the industrial arts building and sit in the teachers lounge in the mornings and drink coffee. let me tell you, THAT was real un-popular with the administration. OUr teacher would let us slide on it.....

We also got that same teacher in hot water one day, when we were supposed to be in class, we were all out flying kites on the school lawn. Let me tell you, he got our attention when the phone rang and the principal was on the other end wanting to know why there were kites aloft in the school yard. :eek: we also got nailed for playing frisbee behind the industrial building during class too. The best one was when the school started getting calls wanting to know why there were 7 students outside sun tanning behind the machine shop....yea it was us :o we were wearing shorts and had chase lounges and coolers out there playing frisbee like it was the freakin beach, man its amazing we graduated.

We also used to steal that same teachers truck and go to the ice cream shop at the beginning of class some days in the spring time. He would let us slide as long as we brought him a hot fudge sundae. we got ahold of one of his hall pass pads and learned how to sign his name. We would write ourselves passes to get out of other classes. We would roam around the halls just waiting to get questioned by a teacher, so we could break out our "legitimate" hall pass to prove our innocence.. :rolleyes: Ah, those were the days....

captain planet
04-26-2006, 10:01 AM
Yea UMP, I've been busy getting my boat ready. I had to find a new place to get Deks Olje. The place that I used to get it from went out of business :mad: so now I'm reduced to special order it. Oh well, if it didn't work so well, I wouldn't go to such lengths to get it. I could have gotten it from West Marine, but they wanted $10 to ship it because it is considered "hazardous" :confused: , should I be sitting on it then? Too bad for them, found a new local supplier that will order it.

djhuff
04-26-2006, 12:13 PM
We would write ourselves passes to get out of other classes

Whenever my position coach was subbing, he would write us all passes to come to his classroom all day. Was great, bunch of offensive linemen hanging out in english all day. We'd just go to our scheduled class, make up some lame excuse why we needed to leave and go.

TMCNo1
04-26-2006, 10:18 PM
Bump, not much excitement here tonight, had to go outside and stand in the rain naked :eek: to wake up after trying to find something to post!

wakesport
04-26-2006, 10:25 PM
Just got back from a set on the lake :banana: . Water Temp was 53 F.

tex
11-05-2008, 07:55 PM
Doing what I can to get people's minds of forklifts, teak, politics, and hooks!

Doug G
11-05-2008, 10:38 PM
What's wrong with hooks? I don't think they pay taxes and will be sadly overlooked in Obamanomics