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M-Funf
04-10-2006, 08:15 PM
Anybody seen this guy live?

I went to his "You can't fix Stupid" show Saturday night. This guy is off-the-hook funny...I mean, I was laughing so hard my ribs hurt the next day...

If you get a chance, check him out!

Ron White (http://www.tatersalad.com)

Sodar
04-10-2006, 08:41 PM
Its all about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (1 and 2)! All these guys are hilarious! I was drunk in a bar, they threw me into PUUUBLICK.... arrest them!!

ski-aholic
04-10-2006, 09:09 PM
We had the pleasure of seeing Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and Bill Engval .... It was three seperate shows, all here in the our little town of Eugene, Oregon ... They are all Awesome!!!! Ski-Aholic plays out the drunk in public bit every time we have a bbq with friends ;)

Ski-Aholic's Wife

JimN
04-10-2006, 09:12 PM
"The first meal my new wife cooked was so bad I gave it to the dog. When I looked over at him, he was licking his butt. She asked what he's doing and I said, "Probably getting the taste out of his mouth."

Farmer Ted
04-10-2006, 09:56 PM
my favorite line of his


....I'm not sure how many of them it would have taken to kick my @ss,

but I knew how many they were going to use.....

TMCNo1
04-10-2006, 09:58 PM
Have you heard about Ron White's next comedy album, "You can't fix UMP" Tour!

SD190EVO
04-11-2006, 12:57 PM
Mr. White, if you come back here we can show you how to do this; then next time you don't even have to bring in the dog....

M-Funf
04-11-2006, 01:01 PM
"Aromatherapy for DOGS?????

Ya got one that smells like a**, cause that's what my dog Sluggo seems to like..."

Ric
04-11-2006, 01:22 PM
saw that one friday in the hotel room
VERY funny guy

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2006, 01:27 PM
Have you heard about Ron White's next comedy album, "You can't fix UMP" Tour!
So what CAN this guy fix then!! :confused: :purplaugh I think I can be fixed.....

6ballsisall
04-11-2006, 02:17 PM
Ron White is hilarious!! My wife thinks he is a little to vulgar but I think he is great!! :uglyhamme

JimN
04-11-2006, 04:59 PM
SD190EVO-

"That's alright, he follows me around too much as it is."

TMCNo1
04-11-2006, 05:15 PM
Next time you have a thought, LET IT GO!

TMCNo1
04-11-2006, 05:50 PM
So what CAN this guy fix then!! :confused: :purplaugh I think I can be fixed.....


Ron White reportedly will be replacing Bob Barker as spokesperson for the SPCA, Have your UMP's spayed and or neutered!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :guitar:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-12-2006, 12:18 PM
YES! please do! we dont need more of me running around the earth!!!

Sodar
04-12-2006, 12:28 PM
"Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't... want to. 'Cause, back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman naked, you... wanna see the rest of 'em naked... alright, roll'em back up!"

Sodar
04-12-2006, 12:29 PM
"So, I come into the hotel room at about 7:30 am after a night of drinking and gambling and I call for a wake up call for 7pm. The lady at the front desk says "Mr. White, it paaaasst 7." I said, the next one! You've got another one comin' around!!!... I here they are runnin' two a day through Arizona!!"

TMCNo1
04-12-2006, 12:34 PM
"Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't... want to. 'Cause, back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman naked, you... wanna see the rest of 'em naked... alright, roll'em back up!"


Someone said once, if you stand most of them on their heads, they all look like sisters!!!!!!!!!!!! :uglyhamme

Sodar
04-12-2006, 12:40 PM
Someone said once, if you stand most of them on their heads, they all look like sisters!!!!!!!!!!!! :uglyhamme

"I heard if you hold a girl in a seashell bikini up to you ear, you can hear ................"








Her SCREAM!!! LOL LOL LOL

JimN
04-12-2006, 12:40 PM
And if you hug her, you can hear the ocean.

If you drive too fast, does she sound like some is blowing across a couple of Coke bottles?

#47of100TeamMC
04-12-2006, 12:50 PM
"If you don't have anything nice to say about someone... LET'S HEAR IT!"

M-Funf
04-14-2006, 07:48 PM
Ron White on "that time of the month"...

"when the roller-coaster breaks down, the don't close the whole amusement park!!!"

The follow on for this statement is not suitable for general consumption... :eek: