Here's another good one!!!!!!

[SkiDog]

:woohoo: >Subject: Redneck Fighting Man
>>Date: Mon, 03 Apr 2006 22:48:05 -0600
>>
>>The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
>>fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
>>Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi,
>>Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq

>>and have
>>been given only the following facts about terrorists:
>>
>>1. The season opened today.
>>2. There is no limit.
>>3. They taste just like chicken.
>>4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
>>5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
>>
>>We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
>>
>

[TMCNo1]

You ain't right, you got nothin' else to do??????????Where you been??????

[SkiDog]

I was seeing just how much crap I could TEAR up this weekend! :(

[milkmania]

I was seeing just how much crap I could TEAR up this weekend! :(

does that mean....
Crap - 1
Skidog - 0

[SkiDog]

Yea, that means crap kicked the crap out of Skidog financially this weekend. 1) repaint Bourget gas tank. Bike fell over-hit on tank-cost
to repair- Approx. $2000.00. See attachment
2) broke drive belt on Kawasaki 750 Brute Force 4 - wheeler
Cost to repair - Don't have a clue
3) Burnt up winch on 4 - wheeler trying to get out of
DEEEEEEEP hole. Thank God for chest waders!
Cost to repair - Approx $400.00.

Momma said there would be days like this!

[TMCNo1]

Skidog, what you do, get drunk, pass out and sleep walk, tearing crap up as if it was a dream, glad you didn't take the Extractor out, MasterCraft loves to sell replacement parts! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!