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6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 04:39 PM
I feel we need a thread to share useless information, post yours here!

Did you know the average american consumes 85-100 hot dogs per year??

JimN
04-09-2006, 05:12 PM
Why is it that I can never find buns for those little cocktail wienies?

Bobby
04-09-2006, 06:34 PM
64.8% of all statistics are made up

Rockman
04-09-2006, 06:43 PM
Did you now the human head weighs 8 pounds?

ski_king
04-09-2006, 06:54 PM
Here (http://www.malibuboatowners.com/) and here (http://www.tigeowners.com).

Just kidding!

Rockman
04-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Here (http://www.malibuboatowners.com/) and here (http://www.tigeowners.com).

Just kidding!

Funny because...it's true! :toast:

roddydog
04-09-2006, 07:25 PM
Did you now the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Tried to weigh mine once (really bored) 10lbs at least. :eek:

6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 07:27 PM
Here (http://www.malibuboatowners.com/) and here (http://www.tigeowners.com).

Just kidding!

ROTFLMAO!! :banana:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-09-2006, 08:37 PM
I bet this thread was created for me and TMCno1 seeing thats the only kind of information we have!!!! :dance: :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
04-09-2006, 08:39 PM
Did you know the average human sex act last only 7 minutes and you use up approx. 700 calories. Go figure?

TMCNo1
04-09-2006, 08:41 PM
I bet this thread was created for me and TMCno1 seeing thats the only kind of information we have!!!! :dance: :uglyhamme


Speak for yourself UMP, we Super Heros have to keep up our image!

TMCNo1
04-09-2006, 08:42 PM
Does anyone know what moth balls smell like?

3event
04-09-2006, 09:05 PM
For every older brother a man has, his chances of being gay increase by one-third.

It is estimated that around 10% of Americans have picked someone else's nose.

In Italy, a man can be arrested if he wears a skirt in public.

Antarctica is a desert. The average yearly total precipitation is about two inches.

One-time ruler of Egypt, Mohammed Ali, once created two infantry regiments made up entirely of one-eyed soldiers.

There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome.

JEREMY79
04-09-2006, 09:19 PM
Did you know the average american consumes 85-100 hot dogs per year??

I know how many consume. 0 - I dont eat the things

6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 09:21 PM
I know how many consume. 0 - I dont eat the things

Ah c'mon Jeremy!! Everyone needs a little lips and arse in their belly sometimes :rolleyes: :D

JEREMY79
04-09-2006, 09:24 PM
No thanks. I will pass.

flipper
04-09-2006, 09:30 PM
Does anyone know what moth balls smell like?
never got that close to that part of a moth!

TMCNo1
04-09-2006, 09:30 PM
That's know down south as G-W-A dogs, bologna, etc. GUTS, WINDPIPES and A--HOLES! :eek: :eek: :eek:

6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 09:32 PM
No thanks. I will pass.

jeez Jeremy, no sense of adventure now that your married I see!! :D :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
04-09-2006, 09:34 PM
never got that close to that part of a moth!


If anyone does know how they smell, how did you get his little bitty legs apart?????????????????? :toast: :rant: :purplaugh

flipper
04-09-2006, 09:34 PM
jeez Jeremy, no sense of adventure now that your married I see!! :D :uglyhamme
Isn't getting married enough of an adventure?

6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 09:35 PM
If anyone does know how they smell, how did you get his little bitty legs apart?????????????????? :toast: :rant: :purplaugh


TMC1, you really scare me. :eek:

TMCNo1
04-09-2006, 09:42 PM
TMC1, you really scare me. :eek:


Sometimes I scare myself!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 09:43 PM
Sometimes I scare myself!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D


Somehow I am not surprised :D

JEREMY79
04-09-2006, 09:43 PM
jeez Jeremy, no sense of adventure now that your married I see!! :D :uglyhamme

Oh yeah, still adventurous. Just dont like hot dogs. Nikki eats them all the time though.

6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 09:45 PM
Oh yeah, still adventurous. Just dont like hot dogs. Nikki eats them all the time though.

It's all good Jeremy, just razzing ya a lil' :D

TMCNo1
04-09-2006, 09:45 PM
TMC1, you really scare me. :eek:


Sometimes I scare myself!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Just imagine trying to get dressed into my CAMO BOY SuperHero outfit in front of a mirror, I can only see the whites of my eyes! :confused: :D

Sorry somehow I double posted while editing, see I scared myself again!

JEREMY79
04-09-2006, 09:52 PM
According to the "Wall Street Journal" 70% of consumers live paycheck-to-paycheck

If your credit card balance is $8,000, and you make the minimum monthly payment at 18% interest, it will take you 25 years, 7 months to pay the debt off. You will pay $15,432 in interest charges, (almost twice the balance), bringing your total to $23,432

Average American credit card debt is $8,562.

Average American household has 10 credit cards

6ballsisall
04-09-2006, 10:00 PM
According to the "Wall Street Journal" 70% of consumers live paycheck-to-paycheck

If your credit card balance is $8,000, and you make the minimum monthly payment at 18% interest, it will take you 25 years, 7 months to pay the debt off. You will pay $15,432 in interest charges, (almost twice the balance), bringing your total to $23,432

Average American credit card debt is $8,562.

Average American household has 10 credit cards


Now thats just plain scary!! :eek:

flipper
04-09-2006, 10:10 PM
National geographic or one of those says that a pig orgasm is 20 to 30 minutes long. Lucky pig.

JEREMY79
04-09-2006, 10:24 PM
In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.

Old laws are funny

SKI*MC
04-09-2006, 10:38 PM
A crack in glass travels over 3000 MPH

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 08:44 AM
what if C-A-T really spells DOG..... :confused: Ever think of that?

NO1, get out of your camo boy outfit, were not fighting crime today. Today is an office day. we have reports to file, calls to return, our super hero recertification is coming up soon too, need to get those applications completed. Lotsa work...... Oh yea, we need to wash our costumes today too. becareful not to lose yours at the laundromat, write down which machine you put it in. Its camo you know, you can easiliy lose it.

milkmania
04-10-2006, 02:30 PM
Why is it that I can never find buns for those little cocktail wienies?

I'm still trying to figure out the 10 hotdogs vs. 8 buns battle:rant:

it's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

milkmania
04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
If your credit card balance is $8,000, and you make the minimum monthly payment at 18% interest, it will take you 25 years, 7 months to pay the debt off. You will pay $15,432 in interest charges, (almost twice the balance), bringing your total to $23,432

Average American credit card debt is $8,562.

Average American household has 10 credit cards



makes you wonder when the National Debt will be paid off......

LakePirate
04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
Perhaps we should get Darren "Dutch" Dalton on here. I am sure he will have some insight on the C - A - T = Dog deal.

TMCNo1
04-10-2006, 02:39 PM
Spouse got jealous of my Camo outfit, she just loves me in uniform, so I went to the local gunshop and got her some Camo underdrawers for Sat. night relations, told her doggy style sounded good to me, after about 3 drinks, she went out in the front yard and never did find her.

LakePirate
04-10-2006, 02:55 PM
Test, this is only a test (http://www.jayski.com/)

This is very odd, from the standard mode I can do this but not the advanced mode. Maybe I am not advanced enough.

Sorry I needed to try this somewhere.


test 2

Workin' 4 Toys
04-10-2006, 04:09 PM
According to the "Wall Street Journal" 70% of consumers live paycheck-to-paycheck

If your credit card balance is $8,000, and you make the minimum monthly payment at 18% interest, it will take you 25 years, 7 months to pay the debt off. You will pay $15,432 in interest charges, (almost twice the balance), bringing your total to $23,432

Average American credit card debt is $8,562.

Average American household has 10 credit cards
Its a good thing I am not an average household. I got 15 cards and $9K ain't got nuttin' on me...:D

In honor of the useful info on this thread...

Honey is the only food that never spoils.

Workin' 4 Toys
04-10-2006, 04:11 PM
I'm still trying to figure out the 10 hotdogs vs. 8 buns battle:rant:

it's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
You need to line each of them up in a row. Make them touch end to end, they should come out to the same length. Unless you are getting the minis, then the theory won't work.

TMCNo1
04-10-2006, 04:17 PM
You need to line each of them up in a row. Make them touch end to end, they should come out to the same length. Unless you are getting the minis, then the theory won't work.


Now I see, you have absolutely too much time on your hands! What about the Bun Length dogs in the equasion? If you spray them with 303 while on the grill will they shrink to the regular length dogs????????? :toast: :noface: :confused: Teak oil makes them crispy and they repell the mustard better!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 04:22 PM
I heard that flies take off backwards at 45 degree angle when they fly....

6ballsisall
04-10-2006, 04:22 PM
The world record for the longest hot dog is 37' feet. :eek:

Yes I was bored this weekend and watching a documentary on hot dogs........briefly :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 04:24 PM
Now I see, you have absolutely too much time on your hands! What about the Bun Length dogs in the equasion? If you spray them with 303 while on the grill will they shrink to the regular length dogs????????? :toast: :noface: :confused: Teak oil makes them crispy and they repell the mustard better!


Enough of your cooking NO1!!! I told you before you cant cook. You gotta accpet being a super hero, not a chef. besides, you look funny wearing those hats anyway.....

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 04:25 PM
The world record for the longest hot dog is 37' feet. :eek:

Yes I was bored this weekend and watching a documentary on hot dogs........briefly :rolleyes:

Wouldnt that be a "doGumentary" on hotdogs JR??? :dance: YEEEEE HAWWWWW!!!! :popcorn:

6ballsisall
04-10-2006, 04:28 PM
Wouldnt that be a "doGumentary" on hotdogs JR??? :dance: YEEEEE HAWWWWW!!!! :popcorn:

Oh you are just a riot UMP :rolleyes: :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
04-10-2006, 04:41 PM
Wouldnt that be a "doGumentary" on hotdogs JR??? :dance: YEEEEE HAWWWWW!!!! :popcorn:


Wa' you talkin' bout Willis? :uglyhamme :noface: Bye, gotta go to a rained out soccer game!!!!!!!!!!????????????

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 04:47 PM
Wa' you talkin' bout Willis? Bye, gotta go to a rained out soccer game!!!!!!!!!!????????????

While your at it, you might as well go to that movie that aint playing now. :uglyhamme

JR, yea, I am a riot arent I... ;) :firejump:

TMCNo1
04-10-2006, 08:48 PM
While your at it, you might as well go to that movie that aint playing now. :uglyhamme

JR, yea, I am a riot arent I... ;)


And while I was at the movie that wasn't playing yet, I got a BIG GULP drink that had no gulp in it and a bag of popcorn with no pop or was it a Big Gulp with no pop in it and a bag of popcorn with no gulp in it. :popcorn:
My 5 year old great nephew's soccer game was called Saturday because of rain and thunderstorms, so they renamed it Monday because of sun? What I said, I doesn't know? :dance: What I do know is, I wore my Camo Boy outfit and Trevor's team won 9-4 and somehow the ball kept going in the goal. Another good deed done today!!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 09:52 PM
Thats my CAMO boy!! fighting injustice at EVERY turn! (and winning a few soccer games for profit on the side :toast: )

Workin' 4 Toys
04-10-2006, 11:10 PM
The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.

SKI*MC
04-10-2006, 11:11 PM
here is a question. I dont think its useless though. 10 hotdogs to a package, but 8 hotdog buns to a bag.

6ballsisall
04-10-2006, 11:12 PM
here is a question. I dont think its useless though. 10 hotdogs to a package, but 8 hotdog buns to a bag.


Ah yes, the question that has plaqued man for years. :confused:

LakePirate
04-10-2006, 11:14 PM
Guys - it's becaue the other 2 hotdogs are for the dog...come on.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 11:14 PM
The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.

thats BS! ;) everyone knows that a galloping galoo bird flies backwards with sunglasses on :steering:

6ballsisall
04-10-2006, 11:15 PM
thats BS! ;) everyone knows that a galloping galoo bird flies backwards with sunglasses on :steering:

TRU DAT!! :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 11:16 PM
Ah yes, the question that has plaqued man for years. :confused:

Ya know what else has plagued man for years?? where the hell does that one sock go that you lost in the dryer?? it happens to everyone, yet nobody has found "that" lost sock yet.....think about people!

LakePirate
04-10-2006, 11:16 PM
A bumble bee will kick a yellow jacket's arse....did a little experiment with a beer bottle the other day. The bumble bee had bee drinking for a while a wore the yellow jacket out like a cheap suit.

6ballsisall
04-10-2006, 11:18 PM
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways????? :( :confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 11:18 PM
TRU DAT!! :uglyhamme

ah, I see my uncle has splained those birds to you too JR. Ever hear about the Hippo-giraffe-opides?? :confused:

6ballsisall
04-10-2006, 11:19 PM
ah, I see my uncle has splained those birds to you too JR. Ever hear about the Hippo-giraffe-opides?? :confused:


Yes um! They is my favorite animal :D :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 11:20 PM
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways????? :( :confused:

now your making me think......

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-10-2006, 11:21 PM
Yes um! They is my favorite animal :D :uglyhamme


Mine too, used to go watching them with my good buddy Oonie Snootengloofer.

Leroy
04-10-2006, 11:25 PM
LakePirate; Your research stands out in the land of mental misfits! THis is great!



A bumble bee will kick a yellow jacket's arse....did a little experiment with a beer bottle the other day. The bumble bee had bee drinking for a while a wore the yellow jacket out like a cheap suit.

LakePirate
04-10-2006, 11:26 PM
LakePirate; Your research stands out in the land of mental misfits! THis is great!

After his victory I let the Bumble Bee go...he earned it. Didn't really fly so well, but he was free none the less.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2006, 08:39 AM
LakePirate; Your research stands out in the land of mental misfits! THis is great!
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :D

Workin' 4 Toys
04-11-2006, 08:43 AM
Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space

east tx skier
04-11-2006, 10:31 AM
Texas is also the only state that is permitted to fly its flag at the same height when flown next to the U.S. flag.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2006, 11:04 AM
Oh really eastie? well what does uncle sam have to say about that "law"? :firejump:

;)

east tx skier
04-11-2006, 11:13 AM
Man is my face red. I have imparted an urban legend. But that's why the information is useless I suppose.

Here are the facts ...
According to the United States Flag Code, any state flag can be flown at the same height as the U.S. flag. However, the U.S. flag must be on its right (the viewer's left).

Leroy
04-11-2006, 11:17 AM
I wish Texas would succeed at their goal (the Quebec of US):uglyhamme



Texas is also the only state that is permitted to fly its flag at the same height when flown next to the U.S. flag.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2006, 11:17 AM
Im just giving ya guff eastie! Its all cool man!

:toast:

east tx skier
04-11-2006, 11:23 AM
I wish Texas would succeed at their goal (the Quebec of US):uglyhamme

Hey, Leroy. What's your water temp up there?

ski_king
04-11-2006, 11:27 AM
...................

edited to remove a joke that some could interpret as bad taste.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2006, 01:39 PM
A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface. :eek:

jbfootin
04-11-2006, 02:13 PM
A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface. :eek:
Once dated a girl with a lightning bolt tatoo by her inner thigh...it was pretty hot :rolleyes:

Leroy
04-11-2006, 02:39 PM
That definitely would fall in the category of useless information! Pool was 45 when I opened it last week, lake is normally pretty close to the pool until the heater is turned on.

I'm not the one that says it, just seems most Tex'ins talk about forming their own country!


Hey, Leroy. What's your water temp up there?

M-Funf
04-11-2006, 03:25 PM
However, the U.S. flag must be on its right (the viewer's left).

What happens when the wind changes direction??? Wouldn't it be on the wrong side?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-11-2006, 04:21 PM
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

TMCNo1
04-11-2006, 04:29 PM
Why are apartments called apartments, when they are all together?

Why do women have permanents put in their hair, when they are only Temporary?

Why do dogs lick their own behinds? 8p

Have you ever heard of a MILEORMORE bird, he sticks his head in a hole in the ground, screws it around, lets a fart, and you can hear him for a mile or more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Workin' 4 Toys
04-11-2006, 11:07 PM
The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps


If my memory serves me right, only the President of the U.S.A. can say when the U.S.A. flag is to be flown at half mast.

LakePirate
04-11-2006, 11:21 PM
It is currently warmer in Detroit than it is in Central Georgia.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-12-2006, 08:26 AM
The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.

I thought sharks didnt sleep either....? :confused: I thought they had to keep moving 24/7/365 to keep water moving through their gills or they would die.....???


If my memory serves me right, only the President of the U.S.A. can say when the U.S.A. flag is to be flown at half mast.

Nope, your wrong here. Apparantly Eastie can decide that too. He's got that whole flag power thing down pat. ;) :D

jbfootin
04-12-2006, 09:05 AM
If a man speaks in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him...Is he still wrong? :confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-12-2006, 11:10 AM
If a man speaks in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him...Is he still wrong? :confused:
Now THAT IS a good question! :toast:

TMCNo1
04-12-2006, 11:46 AM
If a man speaks in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him...Is he still wrong? :confused:


Only if the tree that fell in the woods when you weren't there and hits her on the head and knocks here out, because she didn't hear the tree falling, because she was talking louder than the noise the tree made when it fell! :eek:

My brother-in-law has been into helping on a race car for 40 years and has been married for 41 years, I tell everyone he goes to the race track because it's the only place he can go, that makes more noise than his wife, so he can't hear her! He has always agreed? :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-12-2006, 12:51 PM
Only if the tree that fell in the woods when you weren't there and hits her on the head and knocks here out, because she didn't hear the tree falling, because she was talking louder than the noise the tree made when it fell! :eek:

My brother-in-law has been into helping on a race car for 40 years and has been married for 41 years, I tell everyone he goes to the race track because it's the only place he can go, that makes more noise than his wife, so he can't hear her! He has always agreed? :rolleyes:
YOu are gold man, GOLD!!! :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

Evan Jones
04-12-2006, 01:01 PM
Man is my face red. I have imparted an urban legend. But that's why the information is useless I suppose.

Here are the facts ...
According to the United States Flag Code, any state flag can be flown at the same height as the U.S. flag. However, the U.S. flag must be on its right (the viewer's left).

I think the law you were thinking of is that Texas is the only state that can fly their flag on the same pole as the American flag.

Workin' 4 Toys
04-12-2006, 03:37 PM
Although I personally find nothing "USELESS" about how to fly the American flag as it has been stated here in the Useless information Thread, I hope this helps clarify a few things..
US FLAG ETIQUETTE (http://www.usflag.org/flagetiquette.html)

TMCNo1
04-12-2006, 04:26 PM
YOu are gold man, GOLD!!! :uglyhamme :uglyhamme


UMP, you don't want to start a Thread on the sweet sound coming from a MasterCraft's pre-1993 V8 350/351 dual exhaust, :firejump: the sound of the secondaries on a Holley 4160 cuttin' in at 3,500 rpm and going WAHHH-WAHHH and the beautiful propshaft whine, it only tells me she's suckin' gas and haulin' a--! :steering:
Makes me want to be able to put a MasterCraft flag on my flagpole!

jbfootin
04-12-2006, 05:34 PM
ssshhhhh.....i think TMCNo1 and UMP are going to hug soon :popcorn:

6ballsisall
04-12-2006, 06:25 PM
ssshhhhh.....i think TMCNo1 and UMP are going to hug soon :popcorn:


Be afraid, be very afraid :eek:

TMCNo1
04-12-2006, 09:23 PM
ssshhhhh.....i think TMCNo1 and UMP are going to hug soon :popcorn:



:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme Y'all ain't right!

jbfootin
04-12-2006, 11:19 PM
I was just bustin your chops..I didn't really think that the 2 of you were going Brokeback on us. 8p

Hoosier Bob
04-12-2006, 11:33 PM
Thank you WFT! Not many people treat the flag with the respect it deserves! Even though there are those who do not understand the blood that has been shed over a so called meaningless symbol it deserves the utmost respect! I don't care what you paid for it, if I see it hit the ground it will be burned as defamed and you will purchase another! The Flag of the United States of America is representative of all we stand for and believe. Sh** on the flag and you sh** on me! It is a priveledge and an hohor to fly the FLAG and it should be treated as such. The white, blue maybe but do not disrespect the RED! Too many have died for that flag to be forgotten! ;) Although I personally find nothing "USELESS" about how to fly the American flag as it has been stated here in the Useless information Thread, I hope this helps clarify a few things..
US FLAG ETIQUETTE (http://www.usflag.org/flagetiquette.html)

Leroy
04-13-2006, 07:45 AM
:uglyhamme This goes in the incredibly smart thread!

If a man speaks in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him...Is he still wrong? :confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-13-2006, 08:27 AM
ssshhhhh.....i think TMCNo1 and UMP are going to hug soon :popcorn:
HEY! Homey dont play dat game:mad:

Dont dis me and NO1 just cuz we go to the same mental institution! and that we fight crime together wearing superhero costumes :eek:
The fact that we are both dimented and twisted does not mean we are into rainbows :uglyhamme

jbfootin
04-13-2006, 10:48 AM
Dont dis me and NO1 just cuz we go to the same mental institution! and that we fight crime together wearing superhero costumes :eek:

Sorry, but this was too easy.:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-13-2006, 11:10 AM
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme I should have seen that one coming a mile a way!!!!!! :purplaugh

TMCNo1
04-13-2006, 03:16 PM
I think we need to get back to the original subject of this Thread, something stupid! :purplaugh :purplaugh :purplaugh

jbfootin
04-13-2006, 03:59 PM
The UBI (Useless Bit of Information) of the day.

The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply. The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea, off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the ocean.
The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest rivers in the world combined and three times the flow of all rivers in the United States

Workin' 4 Toys
04-13-2006, 04:14 PM
Hawaii is the only one of the 50 States never to record a temperature below zero.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-13-2006, 04:34 PM
Hawaii is the only one of the 50 States never to record a temperature below zero.
WOW, thats pretty interesting. I figured Florida would have never been below zero. some of those other way southern states too. Interesting WFT! Thanks, thats a good one! :) :toast:

ski_king
04-13-2006, 05:00 PM
Hawaii is the only one of the 50 States never to record a temperature below zero.
Highest Temperature The highest temperature recorded in Florida is 109, Fahrenheit. This record high was recorded on June 29, 1931 at Monticello.
Lowest Temperature The lowest temperature in Florida, -2, was recorded on February 13, 1899 at Tallahassee, the state capital.

I bet somebody on here will dispute 109 being the highest temperature in Flordia.

twieder
04-13-2006, 08:52 PM
The average person takes 7 minutes to fall asleep after going to bed.
Or after reading one of UMP's polls.... Just kidding...really!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-13-2006, 09:27 PM
The average person takes 7 minutes to fall asleep after going to bed.
Or after reading one of UMP's polls.... Just kidding...really!
Hey, I WISH I could go to sleep 7 minutes after I went to bed. I am one of those people that my mind just WONT stop. I lie there in bed and my mind just keeps thinking. Usually takes me a half hour to an hour to get to sleep. I lie there and retrace everything in my life thats going on and keep thinking about it, and thinking about it. and thinking about what I have to do, and what I forgot to do, and what I...

you get the point...... :o

twieder
04-13-2006, 09:38 PM
I'm the opposite. If I make it 5 minutes after my head hits the pillow, I'd be lucky, or it isnt bed time yet!

TMCNo1
04-13-2006, 10:05 PM
Hey, I WISH I could go to sleep 7 minutes after I went to bed. I am one of those people that my mind just WONT stop. I lie there in bed and my mind just keeps thinking. Usually takes me a half hour to an hour to get to sleep. I lie there and retrace everything in my life thats going on and keep thinking about it, and thinking about it. and thinking about what I have to do, and what I forgot to do, and what I...

you get the point...... :o

UM, UM, Can I recommend someone who can help? You either need a hooker or a wife and all that would change! :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
04-13-2006, 10:09 PM
30 seconds at the most, when the head hits the pillow. My wife lays there for hours, trying to figure out what just happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jbfootin
04-13-2006, 10:12 PM
we could take up a collection for a hooker for ump! Its almost as good as a dog for that little boy! :D And if he doesn't like her, he doesn't lose half his stuff :banana:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-13-2006, 10:15 PM
we could take up a collection for a hooker for ump! Its almost as good as a dog for that little boy! :D And if he doesn't like her, he doesn't lose half his stuff :banana:
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme ROFLAMO!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

LakePirate
04-13-2006, 10:20 PM
I bet somebody on here will dispute 109 being the highest temperature in Flordia.

In Florida they keep all of the thermostats in the shade so that all the yankees will move down there. :D


It didn't mention the 100% humidity. What you need to look is the "Feels Like" Temp. :banana:

LakePirate
04-13-2006, 10:24 PM
we could take up a collection for a hooker for ump! Its almost as good as a dog for that little boy! :D And if he doesn't like her, he doesn't lose half his stuff :banana:

Oh I can see it now....

Hello, this is a SportsCenter anchor wannabe in the UMP. Apparently the members of Team Talk have purchased a single mom, student, workin' girl for their resident superhero. Unfortunately, she got loaded and fell down and is now claiming that all of Team Talk forced themselves on her. The grand jury is expected to hear testimony from TMC #01 A.K.A Camo Boy on Monday.

TMCNo1
04-13-2006, 11:09 PM
Oh I can see it now....

Hello, this is a SportsCenter anchor wannabe in the UMP. Apparently the members of Team Talk have purchased a single mom, student, workin' girl for their resident superhero. Unfortunately, she got loaded and fell down and is now claiming that all of Team Talk forced themselves on her. The grand jury is expected to hear testimony from TMC #01 A.K.A Camo Boy on Monday.


I will fortunately testify that DNA evidence will prove it did not happen, because since the loss of the SS Thread the accused TT members have not had time for their bodies to regenereate enough of the proper samples required for DNA sampling and that UMP can not be implicated because he still had on his drysuit and goofy goggles, therefore making him unable to perform in the normal manner.
We will win this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LakePirate
04-13-2006, 11:13 PM
UMP can not be implicated because he still had on his drysuit and goofy goggles, therefore making him unable to perform in the normal manner.
We will win this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny I don't care who you are.
:uglyhamme

TMCNo1
09-03-2006, 03:53 PM
Thank you Bert for being on your toes, we need someone who specializes in pointing out useless information like yourself! You never let me down!

Here is the link to the post http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/showpost.php?p=237339&postcount=6 and the thread link, http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/showthread.php?t=11558

TMCNo1
09-03-2006, 04:11 PM
More useless information, http://www.tmcowners.com/teamtalk/showpost.php?p=237392&postcount=10