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Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 08:42 PM
UMP wants to know whats your favorite UMP nonsense? Of course you know I am a man of science and want to see things statistically, so lets have a poll to put our data we collect here into a grahpic format so I may properly analyze it for posterity and future development of more nonsense. :toast: SO the poll is, whats your favorite UMP nonsense? :confused:

erkoehler
03-31-2006, 08:46 PM
UMP, seriously, go sell a car or something!

bobk
03-31-2006, 08:49 PM
As a 1/2 Upper I think your half funny. :D

As a 1/2 lower mitten I think your half crazy. :uglyhamme


I lurk a lot.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 08:50 PM
Erk man! How did I know you would be the very first one to post here! If there was a picture of two smileys slapping a "High Five" I would put it here. Thanks for voting! And I cant sell a car now, I am off work, at home, spending my evening washing clothes, eating dinner, and paying bills. :woohoo: What an exciting life I lead.....THats why I resort to polls!! :purplaugh ...out of boredom. :rolleyes:

SkiDog
03-31-2006, 08:58 PM
I'm not so sure that ole UMP is flappin' both wings! :headbang:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 09:07 PM
I'm not so sure that ole UMP is flappin' both wings! :headbang:
Sure I am skidog, its just that one wing is floppin all around all goofy like its broken making me kind of go around in circles in a shuddering motion like those shopping carts you get at the grocery store with one bad wheel on them thats hung up and gets you stuck going in circles in by the bananas for about an hour. :steering:

flipper
03-31-2006, 09:10 PM
Have to love them all, and waiting to see what is next.

TMCNo1
03-31-2006, 09:11 PM
Sure I am skidog, its just that one wing is floppin all around all goofy like its broken making me kind of go around in circles in a shuddering motion like those shopping carts you get at the grocery store with one bad wheel on them thats hung up and gets you stuck going in circles in by the bananas for about an hour. :steering:



:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
03-31-2006, 09:53 PM
UMP also has a perfect season going on here, he's tied with ETS, we may have a horse race here!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 09:54 PM
UMP also has a perfect season going on here, he's tied with ETS, we may have a horse race here!

Oh dont say that! now HB is gonna come along and wreck this record for sure!!!!! :mad: :(

;)

6ballsisall
03-31-2006, 10:20 PM
Ump you need to either get on the water or get your women in the sheets. Either way man, I think you need some "stress reliever" :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 10:25 PM
Well unfortunatley, neither of those is gonna happen anytime soon. and the only one thats gonna help is to get me out on the water skiing......

so its TMC polls for entertainment :(

6ballsisall
03-31-2006, 10:26 PM
Well unfortunatley, neither of those is gonna happen anytime soon. and the only one thats gonna help is to get me out on the water skiing......

so its TMC polls for entertainment :(

Just giving you a hard time UMP. :toast: Hop on a plane man! I'll give you a tow, I need a reason to get the boat out and since i can't play in the water for a while I need a reason!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 10:33 PM
Just giving you a hard time UMP. :toast: Hop on a plane man! I'll give you a tow, I need a reason to get the boat out and since i can't play in the water for a while I need a reason!!

Its OK JR :) to be honest, the other option you listed doesnt intruigue me much right now. :( all I can think about is skiing.

I would love to get out and ski JR. I got about a month or so, maybe sooner. Thanks for the invite. I may take you up on it sometime! :wavey:

6ballsisall
03-31-2006, 10:34 PM
Its OK JR :) to be honest, the other option you listed doesnt intruigue me much right now. :( all I can think about is skiing.

I would love to get out and ski JR. I got about a month or so, maybe sooner. Thanks for the invite. I may take you up on it sometime! :wavey:


Give me a ring if you want to go!! I drive home past the airport daily!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 11:03 PM
wow, dont tempt me like that.... I may be inclined to start looking into air fares........ :( how warm is the water there???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-31-2006, 11:32 PM
Come on people lets VOTE here!!!

6ballsisall
03-31-2006, 11:42 PM
wow, dont tempt me like that.... I may be inclined to start looking into air fares........ :( how warm is the water there???

Water is in the 60's man! C'mon down! :banana:

erkoehler
03-31-2006, 11:50 PM
Water is in the 60's man! C'mon down! :banana:


60's, when did that happen???? It is got to be in the upper 30's maybe low 40's here!

6ballsisall
03-31-2006, 11:54 PM
:banana: I think the lakes have rolled here.

Footin
03-31-2006, 11:56 PM
You been out yet Jeff?

erkoehler
03-31-2006, 11:56 PM
see ya tomorrow, 8am???? TMC get together JR's house tomorrow AM!!! :D

6ballsisall
03-31-2006, 11:57 PM
C'mon down!

Footin: nope haven't been on the water yet. I am thinking perhaps next weekend I'll get the boat out of storage, put the Johnson Bimini on the boat and go out for a cruise. I probably won't be water material just yet but a pleasure cruise should be nice

erkoehler
03-31-2006, 11:59 PM
C'mon down!

Footin: nope haven't been on the water yet. I am thinking perhaps next weekend I'll get the boat out of storage, put the Johnson Bimini on the boat and go out for a cruise. I probably won't be water material just yet but a pleasure cruise should be nice

Careful...my schedule is clear :rolleyes:

Footin
03-31-2006, 11:59 PM
Have you verified the chargeing problem is in the past?

6ballsisall
04-01-2006, 12:00 AM
Have you verified the chargeing problem is in the past?

Nope, picked it up and put it back to bed. Won't get to check it out until I can get it on the water. I will say it has a pretty looking new belt on it :D

Footin
04-01-2006, 12:02 AM
I'm sure it will be fine, I got mine out of storage last week, gotta start a few projects on it this weekend. I hope to be skiing in the next two weeks.
You should come up if we go out for a few runs.

6ballsisall
04-01-2006, 12:04 AM
I'm sure it will be fine, I got mine out of storage last week, gotta start a few projects on it this weekend. I hope to be skiing in the next two weeks.
You should come up if we go out for a few runs.

I am game!! :firejump:

Footin
04-01-2006, 12:04 AM
You allowed to ski with your back?

erkoehler
04-01-2006, 12:05 AM
I'm sure it will be fine, I got mine out of storage last week, gotta start a few projects on it this weekend. I hope to be skiing in the next two weeks.
You should come up if we go out for a few runs.

Footin, postpone the projects for a day and meet me at JR's tomorrow :D

Footin
04-01-2006, 12:07 AM
Are you going?

I have my son's birthday party tomorrow or I would love to go out.

6ballsisall
04-01-2006, 12:07 AM
You allowed to ski with your back?

Nope, but I can be King Mucky muck of the drivin'

You know where I live Erk, give me an hour's notice. :D

Footin
04-01-2006, 12:08 AM
Could you wakeboard with a drysuit on?

erkoehler
04-01-2006, 12:09 AM
Footin, what about Sunday?

6ballsisall
04-01-2006, 12:09 AM
Could you wakeboard with a drysuit on?

Probably wouldn't be real smart to do that. The whole idea of stitches ripping out isn't doing much for me :eek:

Footin
04-01-2006, 12:10 AM
I understand, take your time a heal correctly.

Erkle, are you really going out this weekend?

erkoehler
04-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Probably wouldn't be real smart to do that. The whole idea of stitches ripping out isn't doing much for me :eek:


How long are the stitches in for? I thought it was usually only a week or so?

erkoehler
04-01-2006, 12:11 AM
I understand, take your time a heal correctly.

Erkle, are you really going out this weekend?

Dude, I got not a damn thing to do this weekend, if there is someone skiing somewhere that wants to let me mooch a pull off of them...I'm there :D

Footin
04-01-2006, 12:12 AM
When do you leave for camp run-a-muck.

erkoehler
04-01-2006, 12:15 AM
June 8, 2006 :D

Then, the free pulls start for ALL summer:)

Footin
04-01-2006, 12:16 AM
Hows the boat sale going?

erkoehler
04-01-2006, 12:20 AM
Hows the boat sale going?

I am showing it next a week from tomorrow..... :D

Also, have one other party that is interested.

Maristar210
04-01-2006, 12:24 AM
Oh.... okay... I am sorry...

You have lost your freakin mind, get a grip :dance:
Steve

erkoehler
04-01-2006, 12:28 AM
Um, who are you talking too ^^

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-01-2006, 10:21 AM
I just realized I goofed! :o This should have been the "Official poll of yoru favorite UMP nonsense thread" :banana:

I will try not to make that same mistake again!!! :)

Rock the vote!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-01-2006, 07:42 PM
I said ROCK THE VOTE People!! :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-02-2006, 11:48 PM
9 votes..... :noface: Really people......we can do better than that!!! :D

ROCK THE VOTE!! :guitar:

betsy&david Harrison
04-02-2006, 11:51 PM
Laughter is the best medicine and I have laughed good and hard..love em all.

Mi.mc
06-02-2006, 12:03 AM
11 votes now ump..

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-02-2006, 12:21 AM
mi mc, Hey, you wanna subscribe to my nonsense? :confused: I sell monthly subscriptions to it. If you buy now, you can save 60% off the news stand price. I dont mail it out though, you have to read it all here on the TT board. or I can email it to you. Its not as funny in email. My subscription also includes one free session of "just ask Hoosier bob" which is his therapy service to help us troubled folks. If you act now, I will throw in a set of Ginsu knives for only $39.95!!! Is that a deal or what? :cool:

8p

ya know, sometimes I cant even wait to see what nonsense I come up with next!!! :popcorn:

Mi.mc
06-02-2006, 12:27 AM
deal



except for the money.

TMCNo1
06-02-2006, 11:52 AM
If you act now, I will throw in a set of Ginsu knives for only $39.95!!! Is that a deal or what?


I bet that's $1.95 for the knives and $30 shipping!............................
Deal, only if you throw in a pair of them Geico lizard boots :eek: , 16oz. bottle of 303, Oreck Compact Cannister Vac. and cordless steam iron!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
06-02-2006, 11:56 AM
I bet that's $1.95 for the knives and $30 shipping!............................
Deal, only if you throw in a pair of them Geico lizard boots :eek: , 16oz. bottle of 303, Oreck Compact Cannister Vac. and cordless steam iron!
NO DEAL! :noface: UMP drives a hard bargain fellers! I am so cheap that I save the little packets of salt that co workers leave around the break room and bring them home an pour them in my salt shaker. :cool: I am a shrewd negotiator people. If I was in the market to buy a boat I would be Erk's worst nightmare! :uglyhamme

tex
11-05-2008, 07:54 PM
D. All of the above

Doug G
11-05-2008, 10:43 PM
2nd the motion