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Bobby
03-08-2006, 12:39 AM
The Husband and Wives Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


A new wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.


:uglyhamme

erkoehler
03-08-2006, 12:41 AM
Thats AWESOME :woohoo:

oldschool84
03-08-2006, 08:23 AM
Gotta LOVE THAT ONE aint tthat the TRUTH :confused:

pq2
03-08-2006, 12:34 PM
..."and big breast.." :D

Workin' 4 Toys
03-08-2006, 01:26 PM
..."and big breast.." :D
See, you would have been the ONE to cross into floors 3 - 6 with that....

jraben8
03-08-2006, 02:50 PM
I'll stop at 2, thanks.

lakes Rick
03-08-2006, 08:26 PM
This thread is "WHY YOU DON"T MARRY EM"!!!!!!!!!!!

PendO
03-08-2006, 08:30 PM
This thread is "WHY YOU DON"T MARRY EM"!!!!!!!!!!!

it's like baskin robins, sometimes the free sample is better than the dish

lakes Rick
03-08-2006, 08:46 PM
Go Pendo...

Hey hop up to Chattaroy and pick up my Dash for me, would you ??

PendO
03-08-2006, 09:01 PM
Go Pendo...

Hey hop up to Chattaroy and pick up my Dash for me, would you ??

seriously if you have a dash in chattaroy that needs picking up let me know ... work is 20 minutes away.

... only in a previous life:) (All pictures since burned)

lakes Rick
03-09-2006, 01:44 PM
Pendo, my vert dash is getting restored there by a company called GCAR.. Appreciate the offer but I still need to get it to Eugene.. I need to pack Dad to Spokane on a family history graveyard hunt this spring, so I will probably be there my self..

Thanks Rick