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Farmer Ted
03-02-2006, 11:51 PM
http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060227/NEWS01/602270350/1002


Of course the Smoking Gun has a copy of it....

haven't made it past page 1 but "My Time" and the activities that constitute "My Time" are quite the read....

Oops....had to delete the picture....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

88 PS190
03-02-2006, 11:54 PM
Yea, um honey you failed to shave properly today, that's a loss of 20 personal days.

SteveO
03-03-2006, 12:09 AM
What planet are they living on. That is outta control. What is even more scary is that the female "accepted" it?

Farmer Ted
03-03-2006, 12:16 AM
What planet are they living on. That is outta control. What is even more scary is that the female "accepted" it?


The Smoking Gun claims she never signed it but gave to the police when they arrested him.

The sad thing is this lady married the guy knowing what he expected.

erkoehler
03-03-2006, 12:34 AM
Thats funny!!!!

east tx skier
03-03-2006, 12:57 AM
Read that the other day. That guy is really picky. ;)

Leroy
03-03-2006, 01:26 AM
That is just sick. Plus the other charges against this guy. Time for him to make a contract with Bubba....

BriEOD
03-03-2006, 08:28 AM
Unreal!! Who is this woman. Why didn't she just walk out.

Farmer Ted
03-03-2006, 09:04 AM
Unreal!! Who is this woman. Why didn't she just walk out.


Hey Bri, you an "O" now?

Here's a virtual salute, you can paypal me my dollar! :uglyhamme


Congrats sir!

BriEOD
03-03-2006, 09:39 AM
Hey Bri, you an "O" now?

Here's a virtual salute, you can paypal me my dollar! :uglyhamme


Congrats sir!
LOL!

Yeah, I guess I am a zero. However, I wear a suit and tie and they call me Mr. Sharman. It is kind of weird. I tried looking you up on the worldwide and couldn't find you.

T Scott
03-03-2006, 09:50 AM
As a joke, I just printed out this guys contract and put it on the refrigerator. I called my wife and said that when she got home, there was something I needed her to sign and read. We have a great relationship so I'm sure she'll call me with "you wish" or "When hell freezes over" type answer.

Un-frickin'-believable how some men treat their ladies.. :mad:

JimN
03-03-2006, 10:54 AM
Brian- "Why didn't she just walk out?"

DOORMAT

And, he probably moved her more in that direction as they dated.

TMCNo1
03-03-2006, 10:59 AM
What do you think a MARRIAGE LICENSE is but a contract to steal? On the females behalf I should add! JMO :firejump:

bcampbe7
03-03-2006, 11:12 AM
Did anyone see that special on (I think) ABC last night about Colorado City?
Kind of the same thing, but in an extreme Latter-Day Saints scenario.

These people need help!

Leroy
03-03-2006, 11:47 AM
Beau; that ABC show was pretty amazing. If you want a good read on the topic, read Jon Krakauer, Under the Banner of Heaven, he also wrote Into Thin Air about the 96 Everest climb where so many died.

lakes Rick
03-03-2006, 08:26 PM
As a joke, I just printed out this guys contract and put it on the refrigerator. I called my wife and said that when she got home, there was something I needed her to sign and read. We have a great relationship so I'm sure she'll call me with "you wish" or "When hell freezes over" type answer.

Un-frickin'-believable how some men treat their ladies.. :mad:


I wouldn't give you 2 cents for ANY of the wives I know...

shepherd
03-04-2006, 02:08 AM
Pottawattamie County ??? :uglyhamme

I don't know... that just sounds funny... 8p

BriEOD
03-04-2006, 08:32 AM
Brian- "Why didn't she just walk out?"

DOORMAT

And, he probably moved her more in that direction as they dated.
I hear ya Jim. What a shame. In my mind she is as much culpable for putting up with that crap. Now the rapes, etc that is another story. What a dirt bag.