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Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 10:36 AM
OK, I am WAY overdue for a poll here. I have been too busy writing pirate jokes, and surfin ebay for used skis, and day dreaming about skiing, and welll, you get the point. I have been neglecting my polling duties here. :o Its time to get back on it.

SO heres the latest poll. Hope you enjoy!!!

Whatcha think of the Pirate jokes?? :confused:

maristarman
03-02-2006, 10:37 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGuably, some of them are pretty funny.

ski_king
03-02-2006, 10:39 AM
where is the poll?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 10:52 AM
The poll is up now, sorry I got interrupted, look at yourrrrrrrrrr screen!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 12:23 PM
alright, keep those votes coming! #4 is taking the lead....I am startin to get nerrrrrrrvous!!! ;)

Ric
03-02-2006, 01:02 PM
I chose number fourrrrrrrrrrrr

BriEOD
03-02-2006, 01:05 PM
UMP you are starting to scare us. :eek:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 01:33 PM
Actually, maybe you guys should worry if I dig out my eye patch from when I had my eye problem and start wearing it just because I like to. Or if I get a skylon for my MC and put a big ragged sail on it. or start calling my swim platform the "plank". or if I install a big cannon on my MC. and If I start looting other boats, Then you can call the guys in the white vans to come and get me. :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 01:37 PM
UMP you are starting to scare us. :eek:

IF your scared now, just wait till you see my MC flying a skull and cross bones flag on the skylon!!! :eek:

Then you will have a reason to be scared ;)

Arrrrrrrrgh winter is gettting long!!!! :o

Mag_Red
03-02-2006, 01:54 PM
I know I'm late to the party but "what pirate jokes?" :confused:

Here's pirate joke.............How much does a pirate get for an ear????


A buck an ear :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 02:05 PM
I know I'm late to the party but "what pirate jokes?" :confused:

Here's pirate joke.............How much does a pirate get for an ear????


A buck an ear :uglyhamme


I made a separte thread for the pirate jokes Mag. its in the Off topic section. Take a look for it, and add to it!!!! :D :headbang:

BriEOD
03-02-2006, 02:20 PM
UMP you have issues bro! I luv ya, but you have some issues. :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 08:39 PM
Well, we are gettin some votes here. Keep em coming!

Now, what I want to know is with all this pirate stuff going on here, Where is LakePIRATE....??? He seemed to disappear with all this pirate stuff. Come out of hiding Lakey!!! Its OK dude! :toast:

I noticed some names arent on the poll results that I expected to be there. Come on People, democracy is counting on YOU to make this poll work!! Do your TMC duty and cast your vote!!! ;)

I gotta start thinkin up what the next poll is gonna be!
(man I sure hope ski season starts soon) :o

UMP

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 08:42 PM
UMP you have issues bro! I luv ya, but you have some issues. :uglyhamme


Bri, No sweat dude! My issues are being dealt with. I went to see my Doctorrrrrrrrrrr today!!!! :toast: :D

UMP

Hoosier Bob
03-02-2006, 09:00 PM
Between the internet and the Pirate joke thread I have yet to find a funny pirate or a funny pirate joke! :confused:

SKI*MC
03-02-2006, 09:18 PM
No offence, but i think your having some withdraws here being off the water for so long... its the same with me here. Dont feel bad, i just think you need some help, as do tht rest of us on this board. ;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 09:22 PM
NO offense taken SKIMC!!! :toast: WE are all FINE!!!! ;)

HB, you rule, as usual, for being honest. Preach it like it is Brutha Hoosier!!!! :worthy:

UMP

TMCNo1
03-02-2006, 09:50 PM
Most fun I've had since the thing with Land-O Lakes Fred the boat mechanic and his goats!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 09:53 PM
Dude, I almost spit my water out when I read that!!! :D

How many goat "events" did he attend? :confused:

TMCNo1
03-02-2006, 10:03 PM
Dude, I almost spit my water out when I read that!!! :D

How many goat "events" did he attend? :confused:


After running into a Jeep trailer hitch and falling over a concrete wheel stop, he stood up and said, "I been to 3 Barn razings, 22 County fairs, 2 family reunions, 4 Boat owner reunions and 1 goat ----ing and I ain't never seen nothing like this! That's when the security guard walked off hysterical knowing he had no power after a statement like that!!!!!!!!!! 8p ;)

Cloaked
03-02-2006, 10:34 PM
Please seek counseling.... :D :D





#4

erkoehler
03-02-2006, 10:47 PM
Um, I haven't read the thread, but it doesn't sound very interesting, and UMP, I think you have lost it.

Ric
03-02-2006, 10:50 PM
Um, I haven't read the thread, but it doesn't sound very interesting, and UMP, I think you have lost it.
can you picture ump, snowed-in and going nuts, just like Nicholson in The Shining?

SKI*MC
03-02-2006, 10:50 PM
UMP, do you have a high pole?

BriEOD
03-03-2006, 07:21 AM
UMP,

Do you dress up like Alan Tudyk in Dodgeball?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 08:40 AM
UMP, do you have a high pole?

Nope, I was just saying that for the joke of putting a sail up on it like pirate ship has. :o

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 08:41 AM
UMP,

Do you dress up like Alan Tudyk in Dodgeball?

Not yet......

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 08:45 AM
can you picture ump, snowed-in and going nuts, just like Nicholson in The Shining?

Here' Johnny!!!!!

http://www.edhat.com/assets/images/shining.jpg

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 08:47 AM
I'll be like this if Spring dont come pretty soon....

http://www.jk-rowe.ukshells.co.uk/shining/shining%205.jpg

BriEOD
03-03-2006, 08:48 AM
Not yet......
I'm going to start calling you "Steve the Pirate."

Ric
03-03-2006, 10:16 AM
Ump, you wouldn't be screwed up like this if you'd have bought a team talk calendarrrrrrrrr!


I'll be like this if Spring dont come pretty soon....

http://www.jk-rowe.ukshells.co.uk/shining/shining%205.jpg

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 10:28 AM
oooooo, good one Ric!!!! :toast:

I dont need a calendarrrrrrrrrr!!!! :noface:

I am pirate, we go by looking at the Starrrrrrrrs! :D

ski_king
03-03-2006, 10:36 AM
Maybe you should change your name to Upper Michigan ProstARRRRRR190

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 11:10 AM
Ya know what I want? Remember those kids toys where you pull the string and the thing says "the cow says, Mooooooo" and it does different animals. OK, I want one that goes: "and the pirate says, ARRRRRRRRRRR" :dance: :D

M-Funf
03-03-2006, 11:14 AM
Fixed... :D

Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrre' Johnny!!!!!

http://www.edhat.com/assets/images/shining.jpg

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 12:00 PM
Oh now how did I screw that up?? :rolleyes:

Maristar210
03-03-2006, 12:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Steves389/lda_captain_200511.jpg

ski_500
03-03-2006, 12:30 PM
UMP,

Check out the "Pirate Advice" on this link.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

And ask yourself, "What would Cap'n Slappy say about this?"

hacker
03-03-2006, 01:58 PM
After seeing there was a poll about the thread of "Stupid Pirate Jokes" I decided I should read the jokes (had to see what I was missing!).


Read all of 'em :eek:




Harrrrrlarious!
:purplaugh

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 04:48 PM
Arrrrrrrr! We Thank ye Hackerrrrrrrrrrr :D

3event
03-03-2006, 05:35 PM
Why do dentist pirates have to pull the slalom bouys in before they run the course?

"THAT BOUY IS JUST TOO FAAAARRRRRRRR"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 05:37 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! and guess who takes the cake for best pirate joke thus far!!!!!

3event, you came out of nowhere with that baby!!! ROCK ON MY FRIEND!!!! :worthy:


:smile:

3event
03-03-2006, 05:39 PM
many thanks master, but sorry i put it not in the right thread ... so i posted it over in the official joke thread too....

its about miller time...

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 07:46 PM
NO, actually is Millerrrrrrrrrrrr time :headbang: ;)

Maristar210
04-15-2006, 08:41 AM
I just realized,

I live in a place that is called Maraicaibo Shores.......... RRRRRRRR

We have streets named Bucanneer and Pirates Cove

rrrrrrrRRRRRRight under my nose and I never associated the two..


Anyway lets revive this thread to soften UMP Superhero ego :rolleyes:


He He He

Stev

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-15-2006, 05:18 PM
Well you know Steve, I could combine the two alter egos, and be a pirate-super hero. I steal from the rich and give to the poor, like robin hood did, except I dont wear green and hide in the forest with my merry men. Thats too "broke back" for me. Homey dont play dat game. Maybe I can be the first superhero to have a clan of hot chicks to help me fight crime!!! HEY! now THERE is a concept!!!!! :toast: :dance: :headbang:

RexDog1
05-25-2007, 05:25 PM
In honor of Pirates of the Caribbean


BUMP:D

Maristar210
05-25-2007, 06:41 PM
You know what a Pirates favorite School Subject is?


ARRRRRRRRithmatic

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-25-2007, 09:43 PM
You know what a Pirates favorite School Subject is?


ARRRRRRRRithmatic
Hey Steve, how well does Escort tow that Scarrrrrrrrrab???

Maristar210
05-25-2007, 09:49 PM
Hey Steve, how well does Escort tow that Scarrrrrrrrrab???


Okay but she's blowing the TRrrrrrrransmission :D

pram
05-26-2007, 12:33 AM
Arr but it's a Fooorrrrrrrdddddddd an they allllllllll blooowwwww trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnsm miiisionnnnnnnnssss

Hoosier Bob
05-26-2007, 12:42 AM
Why did Hoosier tell a Pirates Joke? I dunno why? because he was subjected to Pierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pressure! The Moorrrrrrrrrriings were killing him!

atlfootr
05-29-2007, 09:29 AM
I'm suprised NONE of you guy's found this....T-shirt

Nothing Is Finer Than A Pirate's Booty At The Crack Of Dawn
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/Nothing-Is-Finer-Than-A-Pirates-Booty-At-The-Crack-Of-Dawn-T-shirt.htm

atlfootr
05-29-2007, 09:38 AM
And here's another one, if you want ...
http://www.deadmentellnotales.com/locker.shtml

Billy Bones' Locker
A.K.A The Pirates' Locker

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-29-2007, 10:42 AM
I'm suprised NONE of you guy's found this....

Nothing Is Finer Than A Pirate's Booty At The Crack Of Dawn T-shirt
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/Nothing-Is-Finer-Than-A-Pirates-Booty-At-The-Crack-Of-Dawn-T-shirt.htm
OH I am all about that shirt!!! There's nothing hotter than a skanky pirate chick! :banana: Shiver me timberrrrrrrrrs!!!!:D

atlfootr
05-29-2007, 10:49 AM
OH I am all about that shirt!!! There's nothing hotter than a skanky pirate chick! :banana:I'm sure they'll have your size, UMP!:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-29-2007, 10:53 AM
I'm sure they'll have your size, UMP!:D
yea, I wear size Larrrrrrrrrrrge.:cool:

LakePirate
09-19-2008, 08:25 AM
Arrrr

Talk like a pirate day.

If you choose to talk like LakePirate - drop the "F" Bomb a lot.

TMCNo1
09-19-2008, 08:54 AM
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!:rolleyes:

tex
11-05-2008, 06:30 PM
Any new ones?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-05-2008, 06:31 PM
What a great thread Tex. where did you find this?

Doug G
11-05-2008, 06:32 PM
Who left the arrrrrrrrrrrrchives unlocked?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
11-05-2008, 06:33 PM
Who left the arrrrrrrrrrrrchives unlocked?

oh now thatts just too good!!! :D