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Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 01:53 PM
Alright, You gotta love stupid pirate jokes. Lets see if we can get some good ones here. I'll start.


what type of sock does a pirate wear?


Arrrrrrrrgyle.



I know, I know, it's dumb. but thats the point. Dumber the better when it comes to pirate jokes. :)

Lets hear some. :D

richardsoncd
02-28-2006, 02:05 PM
"Why did the pirate go on vacation?



He needed some arrr and arrrr!" :noface:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 02:08 PM
AWESOME!!!! :uglyhamme Keep em comin!! :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 02:21 PM
Whats a pirate's favorite comic?


The Farrrrrrrr side. ;)

kalanic
02-28-2006, 02:22 PM
:) This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

ski_king
02-28-2006, 02:27 PM
pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

kalanic
02-28-2006, 02:27 PM
pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
That was a Good One!

LakePirate
02-28-2006, 02:28 PM
Ahem......

ski_king
02-28-2006, 02:29 PM
The best Pirate jokes play at PNC Park in Pittsburgh......

kalanic
02-28-2006, 02:31 PM
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 03:43 PM
Why do pirates like Thanksgiving?

Because the can Carrrrrrrrrve the turkey.

Ric
02-28-2006, 03:52 PM
Little johnny goes to class on halloween with a patch on his eye and the teacher says what are you Little Johnny?
I'm a pirate.
You're a pirate?, where is your buccaneer?
They're on, my buccanhead, what's the matter with you lady?

kalanic
02-28-2006, 03:52 PM
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!

kalanic
02-28-2006, 03:54 PM
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

Sodar
02-28-2006, 03:56 PM
Here, we will just post the whole website so we do not need to do this individually!

1. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

2. What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!

3. What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr

4. What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle

5. What is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

6. What's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!

7. This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

8. A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

9. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer

10. What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
ships ahoy

11. What do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!

12. A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

13. Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!

14. What does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

15. What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

16. What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!

kalanic
02-28-2006, 03:58 PM
What did Captain Hook die from?
Jock Itch.

ski_king
02-28-2006, 04:00 PM
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.

Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"

Once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid."

The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.

The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"

Sodar
02-28-2006, 04:02 PM
Long ago, when sailing ships ... "Bring me my brown pants!"

I just read this one on AskMen.com.... It is a goodie!!

kalanic
02-28-2006, 04:04 PM
Why did the pirate get shot by a prostitute?

Because he was singing "Yo, Ho, Ho!"

kalanic
02-28-2006, 04:06 PM
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast

IIIIIIHOP.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 04:06 PM
WHat is a pirates favorite subject in school?


Arrrrrrrrrithmetic :D

Maristar210
02-28-2006, 04:06 PM
What's a pirates favorite spot for lunch?



Arrrrrrrrrby's

kalanic
02-28-2006, 04:07 PM
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

An arm and a leg!

kalanic
02-28-2006, 04:08 PM
Where does a pirate buy his moonshine?

Arrrrrrkanas

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 04:11 PM
What is a pirates favorite tool?


an Arrrrrrrc Welder!!!!

kalanic
02-28-2006, 04:14 PM
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?

RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 04:42 PM
Why do pirates read Playboy magazine??

For the Arrrrrrrrticles!!! :D

jbfootin
02-28-2006, 04:48 PM
Why do pirates read Playboy magazine??

For the Arrrrrrrrticles!!! :D
I thought they liked the nices Aaarrrrrrrrrses :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 05:08 PM
What type of tooth paste do pirate like?


The kind with Tarrrrrrrr- Tarrrrrr protection!!! :D

I know, I know, I know Pirates dont use Toothpaste, well for this joke they do!!! ;)

TMCNo1
02-28-2006, 05:54 PM
What was the pirates name that had no legs or arms and fell overboard ?

"Captian BOB"

TMCNo1
02-28-2006, 07:36 PM
What's the pirates favorite thing to do when he's in port?

ARRRRRRRRRRRgue with his wife!

What was the pirates name that had no arms and legs that is at your front door?

Captain MAT!

What did the pirate say when he robbed the local pub?

I'm ARRRRRRRRRRmed, so give me your money!

Why did the pirate join the navy?

He didn' want to go in the ARRRRRRRRRRRMY!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
02-28-2006, 08:15 PM
What type of diets do pirates go on?


a Low Carrrrrrrrrb diet!!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-01-2006, 09:59 AM
Did anyone happen to notice that its the 1st of Marrrrrrrrch today??? :confused:


;) :D

twieder
03-01-2006, 10:07 AM
why do Pirates hang out in groups and drink?


Cause they love to paarrrrrrrrty!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-01-2006, 10:17 AM
Where do Pirates get their wooden legs from??

From a Carrrrrrrpenter!!!!! :D

twieder
03-01-2006, 10:21 AM
Where do Pirates have most of their parties?


At the Sand Baarrrrrrrrr!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-01-2006, 05:25 PM
Why do Pirates like Metallica?

Because Larrrrrrrrs Ulrich drums for them! ;)

twieder
03-01-2006, 11:54 PM
How do Pirates like to cook their steaks?


EEIIIIII think on a barrrrrrrrrrbaque!

Maristar210
03-02-2006, 07:45 AM
I can't believe I read everyone of those

Steve

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 08:52 AM
How do Pirates like to cook their steaks?


EEIIIIII think on a barrrrrrrrrrbaque!


Yes, and they are careful so they dont Charrrrrrr them!!!! :dance:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 08:55 AM
I can't believe I read everyone of those

Steve

Steve you BROKE the rule on this thread!!!! :eek: you never posted a pirate joke :mad:

Come on now, I will give you another chance. :D

TMCNo1
03-02-2006, 09:21 AM
What do you call a Upper Michigan pirate?

Upper Michigan Prostarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr190!

Jus' pikin'

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 10:30 AM
Man, I never seen that one coming. :eek:

Thats excellent!!!! :D

Good job!!

What musical instrument do pirates play??


Lead guitarrrrrrrrr :dance:

3event
03-02-2006, 11:55 AM
I knew I had seen this somewhere.....found it.... If you have a minute or two to spare, take the quiz and find out your pirate name then post it along with the description.

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

I'm apparently "Mad Sam Cash", the pirate that everyone wants to throw overboard to get rid of the smell, but has some musical and business talent .... etc....

OK now back to work.

twieder
03-02-2006, 11:55 AM
Is this what happens when we don't get enough sun on our heads?

I can't believe how many 'creative' minds we have here :uglyhamme


What do pirates do after a long day at work?


Go to the Barrrrr and play carrrrrrds!

twieder
03-02-2006, 12:05 PM
Thats cool My name would be Bloody Tom Flint! Like the rockflint,you are hard and sharp. But also like flint, you are easily chipped and sparkey.Arr!
Not sure what all that means, but funny at least :smile:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 12:22 PM
Arrrgh, I be Dirty Tom Kidd. :uglyhamme

roddydog
03-02-2006, 12:38 PM
How much for the pirate?

2 Bucks.

Why so much??



He's a Bucaneer!! :)

Leroy
03-02-2006, 12:54 PM
Me too!I can't believe I read everyone of those Steve

How much does a pirate pay the farmer for corn?
A buccaneer

Leroy
03-02-2006, 01:00 PM
What do you call a pirate with 3 eyes?


Piiirate!

betsy&david Harrison
03-02-2006, 01:02 PM
Mad Dog Flint be my name. Don't cross my path...aarrrg!

tommcat
03-02-2006, 01:02 PM
I knew I had seen this somewhere.....found it.... If you have a minute or two to spare, take the quiz and find out your pirate name then post it along with the description.

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

I'm apparently "Mad Sam Cash", the pirate that everyone wants to throw overboard to get rid of the smell, but has some musical and business talent .... etc....

OK now back to work.
I be Mad Tom Vane
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 01:42 PM
Where does a pirate gets his Taxes done?

H & Rrrrrrrrrr Block!!! :uglyhamme


Woooo Hoooooo is it spring yet?? :jumping: Is it? Is it? :confused:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 02:06 PM
Right here Mag!

This be the official stupid pirate joke thread. :woohoo:

redmike
03-02-2006, 02:27 PM
bloody roger rackham at your service....arrrr

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 02:31 PM
Ha! You already have a pirate name Redmike!! :D

starman205
03-02-2006, 02:38 PM
UMP..... I be the real Dirty Tom Kidd

jayocheskey
03-02-2006, 02:52 PM
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH. This be m' name.

Captain Tom Cash

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 03:38 PM
UMP..... I be the real Dirty Tom Kidd

Aye then Starrrrrrman205, do ye be challengin me to a dual? :shocked:

starman205
03-02-2006, 03:55 PM
AAAAAARGH..............UMP, I am!!!! Staaaaaaaarrtin at 15 off, 32 mph.

Seriuosly, Occaisionally my wife and I make it up to the UP as we have friends in Negaunnee. Is that near you??

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 08:25 PM
Starman, In da UP everything is close!!!!! :)

I will PM ya. :)

SKI*MC
03-02-2006, 08:27 PM
what does a pirate use when his ship sinks?



His Carrrrrrrr.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 08:33 PM
Oooooooo, I shoulda seen that punch line from afarrrrrrrrrr :D

TMCNo1
03-02-2006, 08:56 PM
What propels a pirates ship when it's not under sail?

It's Propellerrrrrrrrrrr!

What does a pirate do after he eats?

He Farrrrrrrrrrrrts and Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrps!

Why is a pirates boat always in the water?

He doesn't have a Trailerrrrrrrrrrrr!

If a pirate didn't have a MariStar what would he have?

A Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 09:25 PM
Those are all Great jokes dude, but you shoulda spaced em out a bit. Pirate jokes are like fine wine, you dont want to gorge yourself in it, they should be savored. :cool:

SKI*MC
03-02-2006, 09:26 PM
orrr.... you can drink up and get drunk

bucky
03-02-2006, 09:27 PM
My pirate name is:


Iron William Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

TMCNo1
03-02-2006, 09:41 PM
MAD HARRY KID is my name argggggggggggg!

Somewhere it said I was a little bit more than crazy, but there was nowhere there to post so I could vent argggggggggggggggg!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-02-2006, 09:45 PM
ALright then Mad Harrrrrrrrry!!!! Ye should put another joke on thee board! :toast:

TMCNo1
03-02-2006, 10:07 PM
ALright then Mad Harrrrrrrrry!!!! Ye should put another joke on thee board! :toast:

Go see the post on the goats at POLL thread, Argggggggggg!

Oh, I just got that! 'Bout time to quit till Monday night late when we get back from Vonore! :steering: :steering:
I'll work on some more while we are traveling!

bobk
03-02-2006, 10:08 PM
Mad Tom Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Thanks that was fun.

TMCNo1
03-02-2006, 10:18 PM
If a pirate had a trailer for his boat why doesn't use it?

Cause the tirrrrrrrrrrrrrrres would be flat and his trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruck won't crrrrrrrrrrrrank!

Why does a pirate have a bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrd?

He won't go to the barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrber!

Bye!

Ric
03-02-2006, 10:39 PM
it's definitely winter when ump has two threads about pirates and rodtq has a thread about gay cowboys and they ALL stay on the front page of the boarRRRRRRd!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 09:33 AM
Arrrrrrrrgh! It be Friday!!! :friday:
Yes, its winter and its too bad that we have to resort to talking about STUPID Pirate jokes and movies about gay cowboys for entertainment. :o

Avast me Matey's! Spring be on its way. Soon ye will be shining the yardarms on your ships gettin ready for the Pirating season ahead. ;)

TMCNo1
03-03-2006, 09:55 AM
Just be glad some one hasn't started threads about GAY PIRATES JOKES AND STUPID COWBOYS MOVIES! ARRRRRRRRg, MAD HARRRRRY KIDD?

Gives me a IDEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 10:30 AM
Well, I have never heard any gay pirate jokes, but I have seen plenty of stupid cowboy movies. :rolleyes:

Ric
03-03-2006, 10:58 AM
Well, I have never heard any gay pirate jokes, but I have seen plenty of stupid cowboy movies. :rolleyes:
you've never heard any gay pirate jokes?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 11:06 AM
you've never heard any gay pirate jokes?

NO sir, cant say that I have. Got any for us?

Maristar210
03-03-2006, 12:34 PM
What did the Gay pirate say to his fellow sailor?


You got a nice looking arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrss there boy :uglyhamme

Made it up I know....

sorry sorry sorry

lol
Steve

Ric
03-03-2006, 12:36 PM
why did gay pirates never contract scurrrrrrrrrrrvy?






.....................................

Ric
03-03-2006, 04:52 PM
HEY didn't meant to kill the pirate thread

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 04:59 PM
What happened Ric? have a few bad jokes? Aw, those werent that bad. I would have to say that gay pirate humor just hasnt caught on yet. its just not en vogue. Leave it for the future I guess. Its like Marty McFly playing Johnny Be Good in Back to the future "I guess you guys arent ready for that yet". So we can take the thread back to straight pirate humor.

3event
03-03-2006, 05:36 PM
Why do dentist pirates have to pull the slalom bouys in before they run the course?

"THAT BOUY IS JUST TOO FAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-03-2006, 07:49 PM
What do pirate haul on their ships???

Carrrrrrrrrrgo :cool:

Maristar210
03-03-2006, 08:06 PM
What do pirate haul on their ships???

Carrrrrrrrrrgo :cool:


UMP

Your reaching

Hoosier Bob
03-03-2006, 08:36 PM
I was talking to a pirate from New Yok the other day and he couldn't say AWWWWGH, I mean AHHHHHHHHHGH, AHHHHHHHHGH. See, he can't do it! ;)

TMCNo1
03-06-2006, 11:15 PM
Where do Pirates like to shop?

Tarrrrrrrrget!

Why did the pirate go to IRAQ?

He wanted to ride in a Hummmer with Arrrrrrrrrrrrrmor!

TMCNo1
03-10-2006, 09:00 PM
Where does a Pirate like to eat?

Long John Silverrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

What happens when he eats too much at Long John Silvers?

He barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfs and eats rrrrrrrrrrrrrolaids!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-11-2006, 11:36 AM
TMCno1 you rule dude!!!!! :woohoo: :toast: WOOO HOOO!! Arrrrr! the pirate joke thread is alive once again me mateys!!!

TIme to starrrrrrrrrrt the jokes rolling again. :)

TMCNo1
03-11-2006, 02:15 PM
The pirate has changed his favorite store, now that his buddy ERKLE lost his job at Tarrrrrrrrrrrrget! Now he shops at his new favorite WalMarrrrrrrrrrrrt!

TMCNo1
03-11-2006, 02:20 PM
Where does a Pirate like to eat?

Long John Silverrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

What happens when he eats too much at Long John Silvers?

He barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfs and eats rrrrrrrrrrrrrolaids!





:eek: The next morning he woke up with a bad case of Diarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhea! :eek:


UMP, I'm glad you started this thread, it's been fun, but as it goes along it's getting harder to think of stuff, yet I'll keep trying! :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-16-2006, 10:07 PM
The next morning he woke up with a bad case of Diarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhea!


UMP, I'm glad you started this thread, it's been fun, but as it goes along it's getting harder to think of stuff, yet I'll keep trying!


I think what you meant to say is that its much Harrrrrrrrrder to think of good pirate jokes. :dance:

WOOO HOOO!!! Yes Yes Yes! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the pirate jokes sail again!!! :D

See what happens, UMP's girlfriend shows up for a weekend and I disapear on here, she leaves and I am right back stoking up the fire on the ol' pirate thread joke. (she hates my pirate jokes by the way)

UMP

twieder
03-16-2006, 10:10 PM
EEEYYYYYY wonder why, she hates them so!?!


Whats a pirates favorite noise makers?





No not a cannon....






A parrrrrrrrrrrty popper!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-16-2006, 10:50 PM
I thought it was a farrrrrrrrrrrt :cool:

erkoehler
03-16-2006, 10:59 PM
I can't believe that this thread is still around.......

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-17-2006, 08:42 AM
I can't believe that this thread is still around.......


Oh come on now Erk, a thread like this is just TOOOO good to die in vain. Its a surrrrrrrrrvivorrrrrrrr! :uglyhamme

Maristar210
03-17-2006, 09:35 AM
What's that smell?

Me Pirate had a Burrrrrrrrrrrrito for breakfast

arrr it smells bad :banana:


Who am I kidding, this thread needs to die :noface:

Steve

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-17-2006, 10:09 AM
Come on now Steve, this thread is just too powerrrrrrrrrful to give up that easy. Just think, pretty soon you will be able to go be a pirate on your maristarrrrrrrrrrrr210. :D

twieder
03-18-2006, 09:10 PM
Me thinks UMP likes all these pirate jokes cause they go with his boat.... A PROSTARRRRRRRRRRRR! :banana:


Sorry, I couldn't help myself :noface:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-18-2006, 09:45 PM
MUUWAAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!! Yes Twieder, give yourself to the darkside.......pirate jokes, that is!
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/_group_photos/david_prowse5.jpg

krra1
03-19-2006, 08:30 PM
How much does corn cost at a Tamp Bay Football game.

A buck an ear.

erkoehler
03-19-2006, 08:33 PM
This thread has just sunk to an all new low thanks to that post ^^^^

Maristar210
03-21-2006, 04:22 PM
I can't believe I'm doing this but .....

Why you should you buy a Pirate's boat?

It has low hours and only had one ownaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!


Steve :rolleyes:

TMCNo1
03-21-2006, 04:32 PM
I can't believe I'm doing this but .....

Why you should you buy a Pirate's boat?

It has low hours and only had one ownaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!


Steve :rolleyes:


Will it have a towerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, teak platforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, rrrrrrrrrrearrrrrrrrrrrrrr view mirrrrrrrrrrrrorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect pass and a coolerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? 8p :confused: :rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-21-2006, 04:39 PM
I can't believe I'm doing this but .....

Why you should you buy a Pirate's boat?

It has low hours and only had one ownaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!


Steve :rolleyes:

Welcome to the Darrrrrrrrrrrk side Steve!!!!! :wavey:


Yes, the pirate joke thread sails again!!!!! :woohoo:

sassydog
03-21-2006, 04:42 PM
speaking of pirates, i'll be heading out to U of Miami at Ohio this weekend for their annual Pirate Party!!! got my costume al ready and i can't wait to plumder some some college coed booty. Anyone else hear about this thing, anyone Miami allumni?. i'll be sure to post some pics on the party pictures thread soon.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-21-2006, 04:56 PM
speaking of pirates, i'll be heading out to U of Miami at Ohio this weekend for their annual Pirate Party!!! got my costume al ready and i can't wait to plumder some some college coed booty. Anyone else hear about this thing, anyone Miami allumni?. i'll be sure to post some pics on the party pictures thread soon.

Rock on!!! :dance: or should I say, Rrrrrrrrrrock on!!!

TMCNo1
04-29-2006, 05:48 AM
Camo Boy to the rescue of the Stupid Pirate Joke Thread!

Why did the pirate like living in San Diego California?

He could go to the world famous zoo and see his 2 favorite wild animals, the Arrrrrrrrrrmadillo and the Aarrrrrrrrrrdvarrrrrrrrrrk!

It's funny what you will think of on the turlet at 5:00 in the morning! :eek:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-29-2006, 08:47 AM
The Genious speaks once again. :toast: I dont know how we all didnt know that the Arrrrrrdvarrrrrrrrk was the official mascot of the pirate, maybe that should replace the parrrrrrrrot! :D

TMCNo1
04-30-2006, 10:07 PM
UMP, I don't know about you, but the mascot might just be a skunk! The Super Hero group can really cause a stink when it come to useless quality nonsence!

TMCNo1
04-30-2006, 10:09 PM
Just had to do this, but this is my 1000th post, am I now a MC Basketcase?

Mad Harry Kidd, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
05-01-2006, 10:31 AM
UMP, I don't know about you, but the mascot might just be a skunk! The Super Hero group can really cause a stink when it come to useless quality nonsence!
ever think of super hero-pirates?? :confused:

Maristar210
10-03-2006, 04:23 PM
Time for this one to come out of hiding......


Do you know how the pirate got burned?>??














































Standing too close to the FIRRRRRRRRRRREE

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-03-2006, 04:56 PM
OOOOO!!!! and the old pirate joke thread surfaces yet again! just like those barrels attached to the shark in JAWS. They just keep coming back for more trouble!:D

Good one Staristar!!!!:toast: :headbang:

pram
10-03-2006, 05:54 PM
Oh man this is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read

Here is one to add to the list

How do pirates navigate their ships?
With the staaaaaarrrrrs.

pram
10-03-2006, 06:12 PM
How does a pirate put the youngest crew member to sleep?

By singing Rrrrrrrrrrrrow Rrrrrrrrrrrrow Rrrrrrrrrrrrow yourrrrrr boat

Hoosier Bob
10-03-2006, 06:57 PM
A little girl is in her backyard digging a 2'6" by 2' deep whole. A pirate walks up and asks her what she is doing. The little girl replied that her goldfish had died and she was burying him. The pirate then said I am sorry but why such a large hole?













The little girl stood and said, "BECAUSE HE IS IN YOUR F****** CAT!!!!"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-03-2006, 07:52 PM
That RRRRRRRULES Hoosier!:D

I love this thread too Prrrrrrrambold!:)

Maristar210
10-03-2006, 07:55 PM
A little girl is in her backyard digging a 2'6" by 2' deep whole. A pirate walks up and asks her what she is doing. The little girl replied that her goldfish had died and she was burying him. The pirate then said I am sorry but why such a large hole?













The little girl stood and said, "BECAUSE HE IS IN YOUR F****** CAT!!!!"


I love it...

Hoosier Bob
10-03-2006, 08:46 PM
Two pirates are talking regarding embarassing situations that had resulted from a fruedian (spelling?) slip. The one pirate said man I was so embarassed the other day. I was buying two tickets to pittsburgh when I noticed what beautiful frontal appendages the ticket person had! I asked for two pickets to T----burgh! The other pirate said that was nothing. The other night he was having dinner with the wife and kids. He looked over at his lovely wife and intended to say,"Honey will you please pass the butter?"





But what came out was, "YOU F"ING B__CH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!"

6ballsisall
10-03-2006, 08:54 PM
Two pirates are talking regarding embarassing situations that had resulted from a fruedian (spelling?) slip. The one pirate said man I was so embarassed the other day. I was buying two tickets to pittsburgh when I noticed what beautiful frontal appendages the ticket person had! I asked for two pickets to T----burgh! The other pirate said that was nothing. The other night he was having dinner with the wife and kids. He looked over at his lovely wife and intended to say,"Honey will you please pass the butter?"





But what came out was, "YOU F"ING B__CH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!"


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! The 2nd pirate must've been Lakes Rick :D

Hoosier Bob
10-03-2006, 09:04 PM
I thought Lake Rick would appreciate that one!

Footin
10-03-2006, 09:20 PM
Please let this thread die in peace.

Hoosier Bob
10-03-2006, 09:26 PM
C'mon I am trying my best to atleast post jokes that do not include punchlines like RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRya stupid?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-03-2006, 09:41 PM
Please let this thread die in peace.
not yet, this thread is way too good for that!:cool:

Hoosier Bob
10-03-2006, 10:03 PM
Why does Capt Hook lick his ??? Cause he can't make a fist!8p
I know it is not funny but I am dying here!

Maristar210
10-03-2006, 10:14 PM
http://www.piratejokes.net/

Have at it.................

Hoosier Bob
10-03-2006, 10:17 PM
I bet my joke is not ye!

Leroy
10-03-2006, 11:48 PM
So we have Steve to thank for pulling this jewel out of the thread heap!

I be scooby doo could tell great pirate jokes :)

What's a pirates favorite fast food?











Arrrrrrrby's :)

SKI*MC
10-03-2006, 11:53 PM
whats a pirates favorite movie?



Pretty Women

(Nothing more to it, its just that stupid) (LAUGH AT IT!)

Leroy
10-03-2006, 11:55 PM
whats a pirates favorite movie?

"Aye, Prrrrrretty Women"

(Nothing more to it, its just that stupid) (LAUGH AT IT!)

You're kill us SKI*MC!

shepherd
10-04-2006, 08:02 AM
Why was the North Carolina pirate late for the lootin' and pillagin'?
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Because his car had a flat tAARRRRRRRRR.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-04-2006, 08:43 AM
Why was the North Carolina pirate late for the lootin' and pillagin'?
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Because his car had a flat tAARRRRRRRRR.
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

TMCNo1
10-04-2006, 09:53 AM
Why was the pirates hand all black and blue and bandaged up after he hit it on the anchor?



He ran out of toilet paperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

TMCNo1
10-08-2006, 09:04 AM
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, visit Team Talk, you'll treasure your experience!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-08-2006, 11:27 AM
NO1, dont you mean TreasuRRRRRRRRRR??:D :D

TMCNo1
10-08-2006, 11:50 AM
NO1, dont you mean TreasuRRRRRRRRRR??:D :D


Sorry, I missed that, my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Ops, that Hoosiers line!

TMCNo1
10-08-2006, 11:51 AM
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, visit Team Talk, you'll treasure your experience!


treasurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

TMCNo1
10-08-2006, 11:56 AM
Wife woke up with a cold, have to run herrrrrrrrrr to the drug storrrrrrrrrrrrrre, be back in a shorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!

TMCNo1
10-08-2006, 11:59 AM
I just hit 3,000 posts and nobody carrrrrrrrrrrrrrres!

I guess everyone is out ring shopping with and/or/for UMP!

TMCNo1
10-08-2006, 01:20 PM
Why does the UMP Pirate enjoy going to the circus?

He likes watching the Ringmasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Monte
10-08-2006, 01:43 PM
I just hit 3,000 posts and nobody carrrrrrrrrrrrrrres!

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhhht Numbaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrhhhhhh 1 ARRRRRGH :D AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHRRsome:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-08-2006, 05:24 PM
Why does the UMP Pirate enjoy going to the circus?

He likes watching the Ringmasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
:) oh your clever!!!!!:D

shepherd
10-09-2006, 12:44 AM
Why did the pirate light his hair on fire?
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Because the ship didn't have a baaarrrrrrrrrber...

edwinfuqua
10-09-2006, 01:29 AM
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

When we BBQ usually late at night that's about all we can say. Sometimes we get out the cromaharp and make up pirate songs and throw knives at logs. You know you have to keep up with the crowd, people sometimes look just like logs. But there is one thing you never get confussed with and that is the fire, that don't mean somebody won't fall in it. Allways be ready. Be sharp, Arrrrrah.

Edwin

3event
10-13-2006, 08:16 AM
foxnews.com today:

"Lobbying should be illegal," said Hill, a self-professed "drunken pirate" who is running for Congress as an independent in Iowa's 1st District. "It amounts to taxation without representation."

No doubt, he would make a great speaker of the House. Maybe a better fit as UN ambassador. Check the link for a picture of the dude sporting his pirate cap.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,220305,00.html

Upper Michigan Prostar190
10-13-2006, 08:50 AM
foxnews.com today:

"Lobbying should be illegal," said Hill, a self-professed "drunken pirate" who is running for Congress as an independent in Iowa's 1st District. "It amounts to taxation without representation."

No doubt, he would make a great speaker of the House. Maybe a better fit as UN ambassador. Check the link for a picture of the dude sporting his pirate cap.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,220305,00.html
WOW, and I thought I was weird.....:noface:

shepherd
10-13-2006, 09:01 AM
A pirate from Iowa??? Not buying it... :noface:

Monte
10-13-2006, 09:04 AM
Is that Allllllllllll Gorrrrrrrre??

3event
11-03-2006, 02:44 PM
OK, it's not my pirate joke, but it's pretty funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=utywDM0PY98

JimN
11-03-2006, 03:31 PM
TNC- I hit 3000 a while ago and nobody noticed. I guess I'm just invisible, now that I'm not a moderator.

UMP- you are weird. Not that it's a bad thing. Better weird than boring.

TMCNo1
11-03-2006, 05:26 PM
TNC- I hit 3000 a while ago and nobody noticed. I guess I'm just invisible, now that I'm not a moderator.

UMP- you are weird. Not that it's a bad thing. Better weird than boring.


I feel your pain my TT posting friend. I just had my own celebration in the swing in the backyard, till it started raining and forgot what I was celebrating.

TMCNo1
11-18-2006, 05:29 PM
I feel your pain my TT posting friend. I just had my own celebration in the swing in the backyard, till it started raining and forgot what I was celebrating.

I thought we needed some action, BUMP!

TMCNo1
12-19-2006, 11:54 AM
I found this one and couldn't resist!

Jwhitsett1129
12-19-2006, 12:19 PM
A few years back I scratched my eye with a contact lens and had to wear an eyepatch. I don't know how many people approached me at work and asked, "Hey, what comes after Q in the alphabet?"

It was funny the first few times...

Maristar210
03-26-2007, 12:18 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel affixed to his waistline, he sits down and ask for a stiff drink. The bartender says "I gotta ask, what's up with the steering wheel?"

The pirate says

"Aye RRRRRR oh that ......

YEAH I can tell ya RRRRR.......

It's driving me nuts"

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-26-2007, 12:44 PM
ARRRRRR!!!!!:uglyhamme

Good one Staristarrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Maristar210
03-26-2007, 01:49 PM
Wadda ya call a Female Pirate with a wooden leg?
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ARRRRRR Lene !!!!

Maristar210
03-26-2007, 03:02 PM
Where does the IT pirate keep all his source code?


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RexDog1
03-26-2007, 03:24 PM
Pssssss Steve ………..come over here …………
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STOP THE PIRATE JOKES:wavey: LOL

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-26-2007, 03:54 PM
Did you hear about the very strange all pirate heavy metal band???




Every band member played Guitarrrrrrrrrrrr!

pram
03-26-2007, 04:34 PM
It's Back.....................

shepherd
03-26-2007, 04:47 PM
Man, I can't believe you guys revived this thread... :noface:

shepherd
03-26-2007, 05:25 PM
I saw a pirate in the gym last week. What do you think his favorite exercise is?

Baaarrrrrrbell curls

TMCNo1
03-26-2007, 06:14 PM
What noise does the pirate like to make in the toilet,











Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunt!

pram
03-26-2007, 07:11 PM
Why isn't a pirate any good at singing Old McDonalds Farm?


Cause he can only sing the chorus
E Aye E Aye O :rolleyes:

Slinkyredfoot
03-26-2007, 07:37 PM
What did the pirate's hunting dog say when he treed the parrot on the mast of the pirate ship???

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff

Slinkyredfoot
03-26-2007, 07:38 PM
What did the pirate's hunting dog say when he treed the parrot on the mast of the pirate ship???

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff


You want stupid this was it.....

TMCNo1
03-26-2007, 08:05 PM
You want stupid this was it.....

I know it's slow on here, when we start quoting ourselves in the pirate joke thread!:rolleyes: :D:uglyhamme BTDT!

shepherd
03-26-2007, 08:51 PM
Why isn't a pirate any good at singing Old McDonalds Farm?


Cause he can only sing the chorus
E Aye E Aye O :rolleyes:

I think it's E Aye E Aye Aaaaarrrrrrr!

Hoosier Bob
03-26-2007, 08:55 PM
How did captain Hook tear himself a new arsehole?

He was wiping his arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse!:D

Hoosier Bob
03-26-2007, 09:01 PM
Just saw Leroy sending a PM! I hope it is not to me for my Stupid Pirate joke! Stinks to be a mod! He will lose his pull if he does!8p

Slinkyredfoot
03-26-2007, 09:03 PM
Just saw Leroy sending a PM! I hope it is not to me for my Stupid Pirate joke! Stinks to be a mod! He will lose his pull if he does!8p

Hey Leroy, I got your back, heck HB doesn't even have his parts yet, who know when that crate will be operable....:D

Hoosier Bob
03-26-2007, 09:05 PM
That is not funny nor is it about Pirates!:o Hey Leroy, I got your back, heck HB doesn't even have his parts yet, who know when that crate will be operable....:D

Leroy
03-26-2007, 09:06 PM
Is this threatening a Moderator???

THis whole thread is a tribute to something! And I like it.

What are you doing to your boat? It was running great last fall?

Just saw Leroy sending a PM! I hope it is not to me for my Stupid Pirate joke! Stinks to be a mod! He will lose his pull if he does!8p

Slinkyredfoot
03-26-2007, 09:07 PM
That is not funny nor is it about Pirates!:o

Okay, Hey Leroy, I got your back, heck that stupid pirate joke HB doesn't even have his parts yet, who know when that crate will be operable....:D

Hoosier Bob
03-26-2007, 09:10 PM
Nothing at the moment! parts will be in by Wednesday and I will assemble. I thought I needed a throttle mount but the Accuski mount has a bunch of play up and down and appears to be able to work with minor adapting. Should have big power (not that it needed any more) in the correct range. We can try it out next week as I will be on vacation! Uh if it runs!

Slinkyredfoot
03-26-2007, 09:16 PM
Arrrr. let me know if I can help you..I can be good with motors and throttle adjustments....

Leroy
03-26-2007, 09:16 PM
I heard Pirate Hoosier Bob is going to upgrade his stereo.

He is putting in ayeTunes on his ayePod!

Hey Leroy, I got your back, heck HB doesn't even have his parts yet, who know when that crate will be operable....:D

BriEOD
03-26-2007, 09:18 PM
Leroy, that was TERRIBLE!!! Boooooooo!!!

Hoosier Bob
03-26-2007, 09:19 PM
What about my Capt. Hook joke?:confused: Leroy, that was TERRIBLE!!! Boooooooo!!!

BriEOD
03-26-2007, 09:21 PM
Never saw it. Between work, kids, their homework, my homework, house work, pretty busy. Ya know.

bcampbe7
03-26-2007, 09:23 PM
Never saw it. Between work, kids, their homework, my homework, house work, pretty busy. Ya know.

What's that??? The Worlds smallest violin playing you a tine??? :D

Ayyyyyyye!

Hoosier Bob
03-26-2007, 09:24 PM
It was like three posts ago! Partake my agitated brother!8p Never saw it. Between work, kids, their homework, my homework, house work, pretty busy. Ya know.

BriEOD
03-26-2007, 09:46 PM
What's that??? The Worlds smallest violin playing you a tine??? :D

Ayyyyyyye!
Hey look Beau-ette, if I want to hear any crap out of you, I'll squeeze it out!! 8p

BriEOD
03-26-2007, 09:47 PM
BTW, Beau and HB, I can see you...invisible I think not.

shepherd
03-26-2007, 10:04 PM
So, you guys are saying... Hoosier Bob is waiting for some.............................................. ..............paaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts???

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 08:41 AM
It was like three posts ago! Partake my agitated brother!8p
Dont you mean PARRRRRRRRRTAKE?:D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 08:46 AM
Is this threatening a Moderator???

THis whole thread is a tribute to something! And I like it.

What are you doing to your boat? It was running great last fall?
SEE! The mods like my pirate thread! you know what that means, dontcha? that I got my foot in the door.(or maybe my peg leg in the doorrrrrrrrrrrrr) and that my moderatorrrrrrrrship cant be farrrrrrrrr ayeway!:cool:

Gawd, I love this thread!!! YES! the stupid pirate thread LIVES!!! ITS ALIVE!!!! ALIVE!!!!!

SLinky, the stupider the better onthis thread. Great joke!!! Keep em rrrrrrrolling in !

Maristar210
03-27-2007, 10:42 AM
It was Eye that searched this thread out yesterday. Yes it was me I deserve all the credit now bow down before me you heathons:D

RexDog1
03-27-2007, 10:44 AM
..........:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: ...........

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 10:55 AM
It was Eye that searched this thread out yesterday. Yes it was me I deserve all the credit now bow down before me you heathons
:worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

Maristar210
03-27-2007, 11:27 AM
:worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:


Aye AYE

Thats right there mately

You know why they called Harry the dumb pirate?

He wasn't to ARRRRRRRRRRRR ticulate

pram
03-27-2007, 11:43 AM
I think it's E Aye E Aye Aaaaarrrrrrr!


Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr my baaaarrrrddddd

Aye I think your right though

Aaaaaaarrrrrr

Maristar210
03-27-2007, 12:07 PM
Do you know why Steve did not get to be a Mod?

PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNO

shepherd
03-27-2007, 12:59 PM
Why wouldn't the pirate's boat start up this spring?

He forgot to winterize - too much gunk in the caaaaarrrrrrrrrrburetor.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 01:26 PM
Do you know why Steve did not get to be a Mod?

PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNO
:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

LMFAO!!!!!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 01:26 PM
Why wouldn't the pirate's boat start up this spring?

He forgot to winterize - too much gunk in the caaaaarrrrrrrrrrburetor.
Shep, I like how you got on boarrrrrrrrrrd with this thread!:D

shepherd
03-27-2007, 01:33 PM
Shep, I like how you got on boarrrrrrrrrrd with this thread!:D

Just "post-ho'ing" my friend. I'm sure you can appreciate that! ;)

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 01:37 PM
Just "post-ho'ing" my friend. I'm sure you can appreciate that! ;)
Aye! I can:D

pram
03-27-2007, 01:38 PM
Just "post-ho'ing" my friend. I'm sure you can appreciate that! ;)

UMP post ho'ing??? no way:rolleyes:

He would neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr do aaaaaaarrrrrrr thing like that daaaaaaarrrrrrrrr

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 01:45 PM
UMP post ho'ing??? no way:rolleyes:

He would neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr do aaaaaaarrrrrrr thing like that daaaaaaarrrrrrrrr
Post hoing is the only way I can catch Rrrrrrrrric , Jrrrrrrrrrrandol, Errrrrrrrrk, and East Texas SKierrrrrrrrrrrr. 8p

Maristar210
03-27-2007, 07:39 PM
Why did the pirate cross the street?


to go to the BaRRRRRRRRRRR

Slinkyredfoot
03-27-2007, 07:44 PM
Why did the pirate buy the hot rod?

To hear it roaaaaaaaaaaaar...
Stupid, there you go.....

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 10:31 PM
Why did the pirate buy the hot rod?

To hear it roaaaaaaaaaaaar...
Stupid, there you go.....
AWESOME SLINK!!! Way to go! keep em rrrrrrrrrrrolling!

shepherd
03-27-2007, 10:34 PM
Methinks you gentlemen are a little too liberal with the use of the letter r. Pirates go "aaaaarrrrrrr". Not "eeerrrrrrrrr" or "oooorrrrrrr". Let me illustrate:

Aye, that Baaaaarrrrrrrrrney Rubble......WHAT AN ACTOR!!!

pram
03-27-2007, 10:40 PM
Methinks you gentlemen are a little too liberal with the use of the letter r. Pirates go "aaaaarrrrrrr". Not "eeerrrrrrrrr" or "oooorrrrrrr". Let me illustrate:

Aye, that Baaaaarrrrrrrrrney Rubble......WHAT AN ACTOR!!!


Aaaayyyyyyyeeee and that Betty whata taaaaaarrrrrrrrrrtttttttt

pram
03-27-2007, 10:41 PM
Post hoing is the only way I can catch Rrrrrrrrric , Jrrrrrrrrrrandol, Errrrrrrrrk, and East Texas SKierrrrrrrrrrrr. 8p


Aaaaaarrrrr I thinhks me needs ta post hoe meself aaaaaarrrrrrr

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-27-2007, 10:43 PM
Methinks you gentlemen are a little too liberal with the use of the letter r. Pirates go "aaaaarrrrrrr". Not "eeerrrrrrrrr" or "oooorrrrrrr". Let me illustrate:

Aye, that Baaaaarrrrrrrrrney Rubble......WHAT AN ACTOR!!!
Aparently I was misinformed at pirate school......:o Sorry Shep:o

pram
03-27-2007, 10:44 PM
(UMP's in invisible mode UMP's in invisible mode
thank goodness for the UMP not able to read this option. Now I know he's secretly on)

BCBlazers
03-27-2007, 11:36 PM
You heard about that new pirate movie comin out this summer?

Its rated AAARRRRRGGGHH....

pram
03-28-2007, 11:44 AM
You heard about that new pirate movie comin out this summer?

Its rated AAARRRRRGGGHH....


:uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme :uglyhamme

Hoosier Bob
03-28-2007, 09:37 PM
And we have a winner!:D Do you know why Steve did not get to be a Mod?

PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNO

Hoosier Bob
03-28-2007, 09:40 PM
Mock set up complete! All parts in and no throttle plate needed. I do need to add a cheap piece of alloy between the stock mount and the Accuski mount. No problem.8p So, you guys are saying... Hoosier Bob is waiting for some.............................................. ..............paaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts???

Monte
03-28-2007, 09:43 PM
Mock set up complete! All parts in and no throttle plate needed. I do need to add a cheap piece of alloy between the stock mount and the Accuski mount. No problem.8p


Then show some frickin pictyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs:)

Hoosier Bob
03-28-2007, 09:48 PM
How do you keep a "STUPID PIRATE" in suspense?

I will tell you when I freakin' feel like it! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

Thanks for the slow one Monte!8p

Slinkyredfoot
03-28-2007, 10:01 PM
Okay, so why did Captain Jack Sparrow buy a new LawnBoy????

So he could mow his yarrrrrrrrrrrd....
Stupid enuf UMP???

Hoosier Bob
03-28-2007, 10:04 PM
And of course Jack Sparrow's favorite dance is the RRRRRRRRRRRUMBA!:D Okay, so why did Captain Jack Sparrow buy a new LawnBoy????

So he could mow his yarrrrrrrrrrrd....
Stupid enuf UMP???

Monte
03-28-2007, 10:17 PM
And of course Jack Sparrow's favorite dance is the RRRRRRRRRRRUMBA!:D

Know why he's so skinny???????????? No CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBS:rolleyes:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-29-2007, 08:58 AM
Okay, so why did Captain Jack Sparrow buy a new LawnBoy????

So he could mow his yarrrrrrrrrrrd....
Stupid enuf UMP???
Yee haw! Good work SLink!:cool: :D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-29-2007, 08:59 AM
Know why he's so skinny???????????? No CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBS:rolleyes:
Arrrggggh watchin me carrrrrrrbs! The only way to keep the fat off me arrrrrrrrrrse!:)

TMCNo1
03-29-2007, 09:03 AM
What does the Pirate say every Spring?


Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, Aye got to serrrrrrrrrrrrvice tharrrrrrrrrr wheel bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrings!:D

Moderator4
03-29-2007, 09:06 AM
What did the pirate use as a down payment on his new Mastercraft?

He used his Mali-booty!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/booty.html

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-29-2007, 10:10 AM
What did the pirate use as a down payment on his new Mastercraft?

He used his Mali-booty!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/booty.html
Kick ***!!!!! a moderator that makes jokes! This is just too cool! SEE! this proves I can become a moderator!!!:cool:

sizzler
03-29-2007, 10:12 AM
you cant tell jokes tho':D

Upper Michigan Prostar190
03-29-2007, 10:14 AM
you cant tell jokes tho':D
Oh....Oh yea....:o :o

RexDog1
04-03-2007, 03:17 PM
Bump ……………………………


http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=Stupid+Pirate+Jokes&btnG=Google+Search (http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=Stupid+Pirate+Jokes&btnG=Google+Search)

Top of the list…….LOL:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 03:19 PM
How did the Pirate cut the strange shapes he needed to build his ship?


Plasma ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRc

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 03:26 PM
How did one pirate kill the other pirate?

He went for the jugularrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 03:27 PM
What did the damsel yell out after the pirate took her gold?

ABSCONDERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 03:28 PM
Last one for a while


Why did the Pirate go into Rehab?

He was a chemical ABUSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

shepherd
04-03-2007, 04:02 PM
Why did the pirate choose a life of evil and danger on the high seas?

As a lad, his dearly beloved broke his heaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrt :mad:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 04:02 PM
Last one for a while


Why did the Pirate go into Rehab?

He was a chemical ABUSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

AWESOME Starrrrrrrrrristar!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 04:05 PM
What was the pirate's favorite childhood rhyme?

Gene Gene Made a machine
Joe Joe Made it go
Arrrrrrrt Arrrrrrt let a farrrrrrttttt and blew the whole machine aparrrrrrrt!

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 04:06 PM
What was the pirate's favorite childhood rhyme?

Gene Gene Made a machine
Joe Joe Made it go
Arrrrrrrt Arrrrrrt let a farrrrrrttttt and blew the whole machine aparrrrrrrt!

I am literally laughing out load at my desk:uglyhamme

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 04:16 PM
Why did the Pirate have a cat?

He liked to hear her purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and pet her furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I crack ME - up

shepherd
04-03-2007, 04:18 PM
Why did the pirate choose a life of evil and danger on the high seas?

As a lad, his dearly beloved broke his heaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrt :mad:


How could his dearly beloved leave him like that?

It wasn't haaaaarrrrrrrrrrrd :rolleyes:

shepherd
04-03-2007, 04:20 PM
I am literally laughing out a load at my desk:uglyhamme

ooohh, I hope you're wearing diapers...

Good one UMP! :uglyhamme

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 04:24 PM
WE RULE, gentlemen!:toast:

Staristar, if you laughed that harrrrrrrrd, I hope you didnt mess your drawerrrrrrrrrs!

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 04:26 PM
did you hear about the drunken pirate from indianapolis? He drank Coorrrrrrrrs!;)

TMCNo1
04-03-2007, 05:07 PM
What was the pirate's favorite childhood rhyme?

Gene Gene Made a machine
Joe Joe Made it go
Arrrrrrrt Arrrrrrt let a farrrrrrttttt and blew the whole machine aparrrrrrrt!


UMP, you ain't right!!!!!!!

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 05:35 PM
Do you know why the pirate played with rubber band propelled air planes?

The propellor goes WWWWRRRRRRRRRRR

Maristar210
04-03-2007, 05:37 PM
What did the pirate do earn extra cash?

He pulled a skieRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

pram
04-03-2007, 06:20 PM
UMP, you ain't right!!!!!!!

dontcha mean

UMP yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnt rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright

Slinkyredfoot
04-03-2007, 06:33 PM
Why did the stupid pirate Redfoot have to get an MRRRRRRRRI today?
Cause he royally screwed up his ARRRRRRRRRM over the weekend....
Dumb arrrrrrrrse me...:mad:

Stupid and true

Hoosier Bob
04-03-2007, 06:46 PM
Sorry to here that Steve! I rotate arms to keep that from happening.8p Joking aside hope you get better soon!Why did the stupid pirate Redfoot have to get an MRRRRRRRRI today?
Cause he royally screwed up his ARRRRRRRRRM over the weekend....
Dumb arrrrrrrrse me...:mad:

Stupid and true

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 09:12 PM
Sorry to here that Steve! I rotate arms to keep that from happening.8p Joking aside hope you get better soon!
How do you rotate arms? you takin psychdelic drugs or something with that Coors light?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 09:15 PM
Did you hear about the Female Pirate?

She was a Hookarrrrrrrrrrr with a Hook!:cool:

Hoosier Bob
04-03-2007, 09:56 PM
Alternate?8p How do you rotate arms? you takin psychdelic drugs or something with that Coors light?

Upper Michigan Prostar190
04-03-2007, 09:58 PM
Alternate?8p
I thoguht you meant rotate as in SPIN them around ya know in circles:confused: