The three word post

[Mag_Red]

The rules are simple........ compose a story using the three words that appear in the previous post. :popcorn:

There once was.............

[bcampbe7]

a helluva skier...

is "a" a word???

[stevo137]

a great looking

[stevo137]

woman in Mag's

[bcampbe7]

This is going to be tough to keep straight...

[Farmer Ted]

2004 Prostar 209

[ski_king]

that didn't like

[Mag_Red]

that didn't like
to have her :D

[Farmer Ted]

mug posted on

[Mag_Red]

mug posted onthe mastercraft forum

[John B]

My jaw hurts

[John B]

I am hungry

[Mag_Red]

My jaw hurts said JohnB in

[John B]

I can't eat

[John B]

I need a straw

[Mag_Red]

( John are you sure you understand the post??? :confused: )

[John B]

no but my jaw hurts

[stevo137]

And she was

[stevo137]

wearing a hot

[stevo137]

yellow and orange

[Mag_Red]

wearing a hot
little yellow bikini

*** Note to Steve.......youcan not post two replies in a row 8p ****

[John B]

but I can :D

[Laurel_Lake_Skier]

but not any

[John B]

but not any
More then you

[RackAtak]

stevo started it...

[John B]

stevo started it...
now finsh it

[RackAtak]

a black bikini...

[John B]

a black bikini...
is what she

[BriEOD]

flung off herself
:woohoo:

[John B]

flung in the river :woohoo:
and then she

[RackAtak]

rubbed the sunscreen...

[John B]

rubbed the sunscreen...
all over her?

[RackAtak]

best friends back...

[John B]

best friends back...
then he started

[RackAtak]

to wake up!

[John B]

to wake up!
Then they both

[RackAtak]

heard the kids... :mad:

[John B]

heard the kids... :mad:
and went to

[RackAtak]

winterize the boat.

[John B]

winterize the boat.
but they wish

[RackAtak]

dreams come true :rolleyes:

[John B]

dreams come true :rolleyes:
then Overton's called

[RackAtak]

with the news...

[John B]

with the news...
about their new

[RackAtak]

Bayliner 195 Classic

[stevo137]

We are both

[BriEOD]

drinking a beer

[stevo137]

Laughing out loud! :uglyhamme

[John B]

Bayliner 195 Classic
that's because the 197 is mine

[BriEOD]

at John Boucher

[John B]

that's because the 197 is mine
not Doug's mine

[John B]

not Doug's mine
mine mine mine

[BriEOD]

full of gold

[John B]

at John Boucher
I'm telling Momma

[BriEOD]

about three midgets

[RackAtak]

Mommy said oui..

[John B]

about three midgets
that play footsball

[RackAtak]

with mags mate

[BriEOD]

and Bobby Boucher

[John B]

and a donkey

[RackAtak]

and Bobby Boucher
calls the play

[John B]

calls the play
for the game

[BriEOD]

of pocket pool

[Mag Red's "Boating Mate"]

and a donkey A $#@$&$# DONKEY?????? John B, gimme a break here, dude.........

[NeilM]

of pocket pool
Meanwhile, Boating Mate

[sizzler]

Get Some Sleep

[River Rat]

It's Gonna Hurt :eek:

[John B]

It's Gonna Hurt :eek:
when you ski

[River Rat]

On your barefoot

[John B]

so put on :D

[River Rat]

A happy face

[John B]

and your ski

[BriEOD]

hold on tight

[Leroy]

your mate's alright

[Leroy]

with you tonight

[Leroy]

the doghouse's done

[Leroy]

my Mag__red son

[BriEOD]

get the tequilla

[Mag_Red]

get the tequillaand have a

[bradamerry]

alittle piece of

[Leroy]

Mate's cherry pie

[east tx skier]

fresh outtada lawnmower

[MarkP]

Now send in

[bcampbe7]

your best picture

[MarkP]

With the midgets

[bcampbe7]

and the bull

[Ric]

behind the carnival

[bcampbe7]

. Or you could

[Ric]

call up magred

[Lake_Tippy_Skier]

and John Daily

[MarkP]

For directions to

[Ric]

the wedding chapel

[bcampbe7]

in Cincinnati, Ohio

[Ric]

not no bayou

[MarkP]

But worse yet

[bcampbe7]

she's still pi$$ed

[MarkP]

and not because

[bcampbe7]

the "grass cutting"

[Ric]

mag just say

[Ric]

those 3 words

[bcampbe7]

wipe my bottom

[John B]

wipe my bottom
of my boat :D

[Ric]

after my pullout

[bcampbe7]

so he says

[Ric]

before my turn-in

[bcampbe7]

you want cake?

[John B]

and eat it

[MarkP]

ask the midget!!

[Ric]

Paint My House

[John B]

Paint My House
and cut my

[Ric]

internet use down

[bcampbe7]

before I go

[Ric]

post another pic

[John B]

of piece a

[bcampbe7]

of the puzzle

[John B]

the puzzle, which
I am saving

[Ric]

and she says

[bcampbe7]

"you do, you

[Ric]

definitely must mow

[bcampbe7]

the grass three

[John B]

times a day

[bcampbe7]

and ran the

[Leroy]

mower for me

[BriEOD]

is he gay :eek:

[bcampbe7]

does he live

[BriEOD]

with East TX :D

[bcampbe7]

Has sleep deprivation

[BriEOD]

and is constipated

[Ric]

is she overrated?

[BriEOD]

or was berrated

[bcampbe7]

not gettin' any

[Ric]

mag was negated

[bcampbe7]

no, you mean

[Ric]

couldn't be outdated?

[BriEOD]

shiver me timbers

[Ric]

blow me down

[BriEOD]

like Mary Poppins

[bcampbe7]

in a tight

[MarkP]

Black wedding gown

[bcampbe7]

. My momma said

[BriEOD]

John Boucher eats

[MarkP]

with mouth open

[BriEOD]

bowls of poopy

[bcampbe7]

and watches foosball

[MarkP]

in a diaper

[bradamerry]

on the porch

[stevo137]

Time For Drink!

[bradamerry]

I've already started

[MarkP]

She’ll be home

[John B]

She’ll be home


I'm there too

[Bert]

to do what

[bcampbe7]

play with the

[Mag Red's "Boating Mate"]

constipated midget donkey

[Mag Red's "Boating Mate"]

and John B

[Mag Red's "Boating Mate"]

and pathetic Rick 8p

[Mag Red's "Boating Mate"]

and Mag's BIG

[Mag_Red]

and Mag's BIGhunk of burning

[André]

his chance of...

[Bert]

getting to know

[John B]

where you are

[BriEOD]

a purple leperchaun

[André]

boat mate better

[Bert]

going to go

[BriEOD]

straight to hell

[John B]

with the money

[Bert]

is all gone

[John B]

what you do

[Bert]

is find another

[André]

to put gas

[John B]

in your boat

[Bert]

so you can

[John B]

ski all day

[Bert]

and then you

[John B]

need more money

[Bert]

then you go

[John B]

to the bank

[Bert]

to take out

[John B]

all you have

[Bert]

and go find

[John B]

some new friends

[Bert]

that will use

[John B]

more then they

[Bert]

ever put in

[John B]

their mouths when

[Bert]

beer is available

[John B]

on Friday night

[MarkP]

or you can

[Mag_Red]

start making sense

[Bert]

so people will

[H20skeefreek]

MAG, i don't think people get it, we should kill this thread...ITA DONTA MAKA NOA SINCA.

OK, i'll give it a try

Flatulate really loud

[BriEOD]

green fat martians

[MarkP]

on the ground

[John B]

like a pile

[MarkP]

of something with

[BriEOD]

Doug's holey socks

[Bert]

that smell bad

[Laurel_Lake_Skier]

and look worse

[John B]

then Brian's shorts

[Laurel_Lake_Skier]

before they're washed

[John B]

out of sight

[Leroy]

this thread has

[Leroy]

gone way too

[Leroy]

Long, its time

[Leroy]

to retire this

[Leroy]

wonderful literary experiment

[André]

I totally agree!

[Bert]

that's it then

[BriEOD]

JohnB is toast

[east tx skier]

Since the thread is officially over, I'll say this.

I need to
check the board
more often on
the weekends, man.

BrianEOD will get
a taste of
sweet, sweet revenge
from yours truly
for the two
references in this
three word thread.