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Knoxes
09-15-2004, 03:08 PM
if they hadn't taken Hee Haw off the air.

witness?

tex
09-15-2004, 03:10 PM
if no one had ever attached a rope to a tube!

ski_king
09-15-2004, 03:12 PM
If Kawasaki (or anybody else) ever invented a Jet Ski

JimN
09-15-2004, 03:14 PM
Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.

Leroy
09-15-2004, 03:16 PM
If water skiing were an Olympic event, look at the popularity of volleyball now.

bradamerry
09-15-2004, 03:19 PM
If I had a billion dollars and was the US President for two yrs.(without congress and the libs in my way) :D !

Hey you asked!

MarkP
09-15-2004, 03:29 PM
If we all could just get along

bcampbe7
09-15-2004, 03:34 PM
If all of the working population got the same Federal benefits that the House of Representatives gets...

MarkP-
We all do get along...

BriEOD
09-15-2004, 03:42 PM
if...if...if Mag posted the photo of his wife again! :uglyhamme

bcampbe7
09-15-2004, 03:43 PM
...and girlfriend. :D

Leroy
09-15-2004, 04:03 PM
:worthy: :worthy:

Mag_Red
09-15-2004, 04:22 PM
if...if...if Mag posted the photo of his wife again! :uglyhamme :purplaugh Dam it! That was my line!!! :uglyhamme

And she ain't my Wife!!!!!! Yet :D

lakes Rick
09-15-2004, 04:22 PM
If I was the president of NOW, and in charge of the Womens Rights section of Government.....

east tx skier
09-15-2004, 04:26 PM
If I had a dime for every dime I have.

BriEOD
09-15-2004, 04:30 PM
Mag at this rate it might not happen! ;)

Rick, now that is a scary thought! Funny, but scary. :worthy:

lakes Rick
09-15-2004, 04:32 PM
Mag at this rate it might not happen! ;)

Rick, now that is a scary thought! Funny, but scary. :worthy:

Yeah it is :D isn't it... First thing would be to govern minivans to 55 and somehow make them stop running if a cell phone gets turned on.. Totally out law women from driving SUV's.... Wouldn't I be popular......

Knoxes
09-15-2004, 04:35 PM
snort.


I'd vote for that.

BriEOD
09-15-2004, 04:38 PM
Holy shnikes, someone write this down, Knoxes agreed with Rick's opinion. Man, I'm not going outside tonight might get struck by lightning. :D

lakes Rick
09-15-2004, 04:40 PM
I respect all of Knoxes opinions.. Its just that he is correct on this one..... ;)

Knoxes
09-15-2004, 04:47 PM
heh.

It's not as unlikely as you think. You guys have me pegged as a far left winger. I refused to be bound by labels :D

BriEOD
09-15-2004, 04:51 PM
Knoxes,

I've known you on here as long as anyone, but I'm puzzled:

You don't:
Drink
Smoke (yick!)
Consume Coffee

You Want:
World Peace
Seem to be anti-military

and like most of us, post some wild sh*t on here.

Knoxes
09-15-2004, 05:10 PM
heh.

"It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma" (Winston Churchill).


You're pretty close, but I wouldn't say I'm anti-military. I support national defense. I wish it wasn't necessary, but I'm not naive. And who doesn't really want whirrled peas?

rem_p
09-15-2004, 05:20 PM
i had a computer that wasnt such a pile of **** :D

Knoxes
09-15-2004, 05:22 PM
I'm disappointed there wasn't more holla about Heehaw.

bradamerry
09-15-2004, 05:24 PM
I was surprised you wanted to see the Big John thing and Rick has not said a word, he would love the bull fight!! :uglyhamme

John B
09-15-2004, 05:27 PM
This world would be a better place

When I get the call next week from Overton's telling me to
come get your new ProStar 197 :D

east tx skier
09-15-2004, 05:30 PM
Now that's a hypothetical. Don't you mean my 197. ;)

east tx skier
09-15-2004, 05:31 PM
By the way, the bullfight was amazing.

John B
09-15-2004, 05:32 PM
NO No NO Mine Mine Mine :D

east tx skier
09-15-2004, 05:35 PM
Well, they could announce as early as this weekend. So we'll know soon enough.

/was that a daffy duck reference?

JimN
09-15-2004, 06:44 PM
Winston Churchill? I thought that was from Lisa Simpson!

Leroy
09-15-2004, 09:06 PM
Knoxes; I may be the only one to remember heee Hawww. Watched it almost every saturday night! Much better than these stupid reality shows and voting people off islands.

NeilM
09-15-2004, 09:35 PM
Knoxes; I may be the only one to remember heee Hawww. Watched it almost every saturday night! Much better than these stupid reality shows and voting people off islands.You got that right! What a waste of bandwidth..:mad:

Not like here...totally educational, enlightening, and, let's not forget... Politically Correct :D

tall_ andy
09-15-2004, 10:09 PM
If all of you would just understand the the 197 from Overtons' is MINE
:woohoo:

lakes Rick
09-15-2004, 10:20 PM
HEE HAW.. Ya mean " Ahm a picking and Ahm a grinnin"..... We all know what the grinnin was all about... Those gals in the hay.. Especially back stage when they was a changin.....

NeilM
09-15-2004, 11:15 PM
Rick, man, you need your own standup comedy hour...:cool: You're killin' me.

NeilM
09-15-2004, 11:29 PM
If youth wasn't wasted on children...:D

sizzler
09-16-2004, 04:23 AM
bob marley had it right all along

no woman --no cry

André
09-16-2004, 07:05 AM
...The ski season would be year round!

John B
09-16-2004, 07:35 AM
...The ski season would be year round!
André,
It is year round with about a one month off in-between the seasons.(water ski-snow ski) I'm not sure witch I like more.
On the snow I'm one of the Big Dogs, but on water I'm just a puppy. (with big paws) :D

tall_ andy
09-16-2004, 09:10 AM
John,
I'm with you the season is year round.....I''ve already started to gather the snow stuff up and get ready for the "next" ski season...My goal is to be on the water one friday soon, then on the snow the next morning

Knoxes
09-16-2004, 09:25 AM
Gloom, despair and agony on me.

whoa!

Footin
09-16-2004, 09:30 AM
If bras were illeagal.

east tx skier
09-16-2004, 10:54 AM
Winston Churchill? I thought that was from Lisa Simpson!

I thought it was Joe Pesci from JFK.

Or Seinfeld ... "He's a ridlle wrapped inside of a twinkie."