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lakes Rick
12-18-2005, 01:47 AM
Man driving home from work remembers its his young daughters birthday..
He stops at a toy store and is looking at the Barbie dolls..

He asks a lady working there, " Could you tell me the difference in all the different barbie dolls"

"Certainly sir" she says. " Skiing barbie, surfing barbie, cruising barbie, school girl barbie are all $29.99.. Divorced barbie is $269.99.."

"WOW" says the dad, "why is divorced barbie so much more?"

"Sir" she says " Divorced barbie comes with Ken's house, Kens furniture, Kens cars, kens computer and ..... one of Kens friends".....

School Skier
12-18-2005, 07:00 AM
Maybe her new boyfriend Blaine (the surffer from Australia) has expensive taste too!

12-18-2005, 10:53 AM
thats to funny

12-18-2005, 11:00 AM
Guess it's good to be Blaine!

12-18-2005, 01:02 PM
LOL! Thats a good one!

Hoosier Bob
12-18-2005, 06:21 PM
Hey, at least he was putting it to Barbie for awhile, right? One of my favorite sayings is: "yeah she is beautiful but somewhere, someplace, somebody is sick and tired of her [email protected]*t!" :D