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Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 08:02 PM
When I used to post a lot on the Corvette Forum, they would refer to this as a Mag Red Moment :rolleyes: Seemed I had a string of unusual things happen to me while in the kitchen. Well...........looks like they haven't ended. This is the result of trying to heat up a glass pie pan, filled with oil, on an electric range :eek3: Damned good thing I only got a cut on my arm as I was standing right next to the stove when it EXPLODED!!!!!!!http://www.tmcowners.com/photopost/data/500/IMG_0884.JPG

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 08:03 PM
another view.......................http://www.tmcowners.com/photopost/data/500/IMG_0883.JPG

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 08:04 PM
Last one before I clean up the mess :D http://www.tmcowners.com/photopost/data/500/IMG_0882.JPG

Cloaked
12-08-2005, 08:08 PM
Stay out of the kitchen!

DAMMIT BOY!

bcampbe7
12-08-2005, 08:08 PM
You are very lucky you only cut your arm. :eek:

JimN
12-08-2005, 08:13 PM
Lucky to only cut your arm with a can of spray paint next to the stove.

Cloaked
12-08-2005, 08:17 PM
........with a can of spray paint next to the stove.

A Mag Red Moment.. :D :D :D

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 08:18 PM
:purplaugh To make matters worse.......I was in my socks when the bomb went off! As soon as it detonated I started flying out of the kitchen, apparently running over shards of glass, trying to get the fire extinguisher. ( did I mention the fire???? :D ) Lucky I didn't cut my foot either. :wavey:

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 08:19 PM
A Mag Red Moment.. :D :D :D That would have been the topper if the can of paint had also exploded :D

Tom023
12-08-2005, 08:43 PM
Did you clean it up with an nice mixture of bleach and amonia?

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 08:45 PM
Eating the Chicken that made it into the oven right now. Got most of the glass swept up. I figured some Dawn would be best for the olive oil that's all over the range. :rolleyes:

88 PS190
12-08-2005, 08:46 PM
And the lesson learned?

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 09:15 PM
And the lesson learned? :confused: Don't put glass objects directly on a burner????? :moon:

SKI*MC
12-08-2005, 09:19 PM
Havent you ever learned about thermal expansion!?

jimmer2880
12-08-2005, 09:49 PM
From Jimmer's wife..
So when is Martha Stewart going to have you on her show? This would be awesome for the cooking segment :D

BriEOD
12-08-2005, 10:01 PM
We need to send you to see MarkP for a week!! :cool:

BriEOD
12-08-2005, 10:12 PM
Bob, was it regular or tempered glass?

6ballsisall
12-08-2005, 10:41 PM
Dang Mag, you bring new meaning to the phrase "he's dangerous in the kitchen" :eek:

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 10:43 PM
Bob, was it regular or tempered glass?regular I'm guessing :wavey:

Hoosier Bob
12-08-2005, 10:48 PM
This is exactly the reason everything I eat comes out of a toaster or a microwave! Well, almost everything anyway! :D

H20skeefreek
12-08-2005, 10:49 PM
uh....why was it that you were heating oil in a glass baking pan on the range?

Farmer Ted
12-08-2005, 10:49 PM
Bob, was it regular or tempered glass?


Probably Pyrex, which is stamped on the bottom DO NOT USE ON BURNER

Hoosier Bob
12-08-2005, 11:00 PM
What, that is not how you winterize your boat? I have been using scolding hot corn oil for years and have never had a cracked block! Of course I use an oven safe pie pan when I heat the old corn oil!
Lesson learned!
uh....why was it that you were heating oil in a glass baking pan on the range?

MarkP
12-08-2005, 11:22 PM
Did you clean it up with an nice mixture of bleach and amonia?
Mag

bleach and ammonia will not help!!

Oh, AND STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!

I realize a boy has got to eat. Have you given any thought to a hot plate out in the yard??

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 11:33 PM
uh....why was it that you were heating oil in a glass baking pan on the range?well it was like this...........had an extra couple of pieces of chicken to place in the oven. Didn't want to wait for the oil to preheat in the oven so...great idea! Heat it up quicker on the cook top :D

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 11:34 PM
Mag

bleach and ammonia will not help!!

Oh, AND STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!

I realize a boy has got to eat. Have you given any thought to a hot plate out in the yard??

Used Dawn like I planned.........worked great! :headbang:

Mag_Red
12-08-2005, 11:35 PM
Probably Pyrex, which is stamped on the bottom DO NOT USE ON BURNERDidn't have the reading glasses on......... :rant: They should write crap like that in BIG LETTERS!!!!!

Cloaked
12-09-2005, 02:32 AM
Didn't have the reading glasses on......... :rant: They should write crap like that in BIG LETTERS!!!!!LMAO @ Mag.... :D

BriEOD
12-09-2005, 06:48 AM
Didn't have the reading glasses on......... :rant: They should write crap like that in BIG LETTERS!!!!!
You have issues Mag! :D

JimN
12-09-2005, 06:53 AM
Mag- I got two words for ya- COLD CUTS!

Mag_Red
12-09-2005, 07:29 AM
You have issues Mag! :Dnahhh...........just gettin old :uglyhamme

6ballsisall
12-09-2005, 07:48 AM
Mag, Take Out!! Take Out!!!

stevo137
12-09-2005, 07:48 AM
Mag, glad you're ok. At least you are still a rich man. All of that money on the counter is still there! :D

Mag_Red
12-09-2005, 08:01 AM
Mag, glad you're ok. At least you are still a rich man. All of that money on the counter is still there! :DThat's just the Change jar.............you ought to see the one stuffed with 10's and 20's :D

BriEOD
12-09-2005, 08:54 AM
That's just the Change jar.............you ought to see the one stuffed with 10's and 20's :D
Saving up for your trip to the "Gentleman's Club" are ya?

Workin' 4 Toys
12-09-2005, 09:01 AM
Did you clean it up with an nice mixture of bleach and amonia?

Are you trying to kill someone, you know what these two mixed do right?!?!?
For those that don't already know, DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!! Sorry for the TJ.

Mag,
The only funny part here is, I could see this explosion, you running out of the kitchen thinking your on fire, and the first thing that pops in your head is, "WHERE's THE CAMERA?!" I need to post this on TT!!

BriEOD
12-09-2005, 09:29 AM
Mag,
The only funny part here is, I could see this explosion, you running out of the kitchen thinking your on fire, and the first thing that pops in your head is, "WHERE's THE CAMERA?!" I need to post this on TT!!
I had the same thought!! To funny... :D

Mag_Red
12-09-2005, 09:39 AM
Are you trying to kill someone, you know what these two mixed do right?!?!?
For those that don't already know, DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!! Sorry for the TJ.

Mag,
The only funny part here is, I could see this explosion, you running out of the kitchen thinking your on fire, and the first thing that pops in your head is, "WHERE's THE CAMERA?!" I need to post this on TT!!I was laughing so hard after it happened that I immediately thought of you guys :D I'm sure the comment about bleach and amonia was said in jest considering what I had just done ;)

Mag_Red
12-09-2005, 09:42 AM
Saving up for your trip to the "Gentleman's Club" are ya?Not necessary right now..........got two gals on the line now :woohoo: The psycho and now the gal that sold me some new carpeting :wavey:

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-09-2005, 09:46 AM
I hope that comment was in jest, NEVER mix bleach and Ammonia!!!!! NEVER!!! thats very toxic!

OK, I have a buddy like you Mag. He does very similar types of things, with similar outcomes. This buddy of mine is a volunteer fireman, and he has lit himself onfire 3 times that I know of :uglyhamme He also operates chainsaws while under the influence on occasion. no 911 calls yet. :rolleyes:

OK Mag, I will offer a tip here: GAS GRILL!! I cook nearly everything on a gas grill. I dislike ovens. Grills are easier to clean IMO. and if there ever is an accident like that, its outside! If I cant nuke it in the micro, then its a Weber grill experience. :headbang:

WEll, bummer to hear you got cut, but I am glad the injuries were minimal, it could have been alot worse bud!!!

Stay Safe Man!!!! :)

UMP

Workin' 4 Toys
12-09-2005, 09:46 AM
I was laughing so hard after it happened that I immediately thought of you guys :D I'm sure the comment about bleach and amonia was said in jest considering what I had just done ;)
Everytime I read something on here about something like that, I immediately think if a kid (or young adult) that doesn't know what happens, reads that and does not "get it" he/she may wonder "does this work?" Sorry for the TJ. Maybe I am one getting to precautious....

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-09-2005, 09:47 AM
Not necessary right now..........got two gals on the line now :woohoo: The psycho and now the gal that sold me some new carpeting :wavey:

TWO chicks on the line!!!! :woohoo: Way to go Mag! and I thought you wanted Tips from me on the other thread....... Good luck man!!! :wavey:

UMP

bcampbe7
12-09-2005, 09:49 AM
TWO chicks on the line!!!! :woohoo: Way to go Mag! and I thought you wanted Tips from me on the other thread....... Good luck man!!! :wavey:

UMP


Ah, that reminds me of the movie Office Space.
"You know what I'd do with a million dollars man?"

milkmania
12-09-2005, 09:59 AM
Mag,

three simple words that every bachelor needs to learn..........


STOP, DROP & ROLL!!!

milkmania
12-09-2005, 09:59 AM
Ah, that reminds me of the movie Office Space.
"You know what I'd do with a million dollars man?"

two women at the same time

east tx skier
12-09-2005, 10:14 AM
We need to get Mag a grill.

Now you know, Mag. And knowing's half the battle!

milkmania
12-09-2005, 10:16 AM
We need to get Mag a grill.


sounds like he'd just bring it in the house;)

you seen how much smoke those little kingsford briquets put out? he'd never make it:rolleyes:

east tx skier
12-09-2005, 10:20 AM
Hey, Mag, I'll save you some trouble next year. Do NOT deep fry a turkey in the house.

Leroy
12-09-2005, 10:59 AM
He he.....he he.... come on Beavis try this...he he.

mix bleach and Ammonia!!!!!
UMP

M-Funf
12-09-2005, 11:06 AM
Mag,

Are you that guy on the Carl's Jr. commercial? You know, the one with that says...

"without us...some guys would starve? :rolleyes: :purplaugh

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-09-2005, 11:13 AM
Hey, Mag, I'll save you some trouble next year. Do NOT deep fry a turkey in the house.

"Better listen to him Flounder, he's Pre Med" - Alan Stratton, "otter"

Ric
12-09-2005, 11:33 AM
Jim Carrey played that part on Living Color way back when...
I hope that comment was in jest, NEVER mix bleach and Ammonia!!!!! NEVER!!! thats very toxic!

OK, I have a buddy like you Mag. He does very similar types of things, with similar outcomes. This buddy of mine is a volunteer fireman, and he has lit himself onfire 3 times that I know of :uglyhamme He also operates chainsaws while under the influence on occasion. no 911 calls yet. :rolleyes:

OK Mag, I will offer a tip here: GAS GRILL!! I cook nearly everything on a gas grill. I dislike ovens. Grills are easier to clean IMO. and if there ever is an accident like that, its outside! If I cant nuke it in the micro, then its a Weber grill experience. :headbang:

WEll, bummer to hear you got cut, but I am glad the injuries were minimal, it could have been alot worse bud!!!

Stay Safe Man!!!! :)

UMP

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-09-2005, 12:08 PM
YOu must mean Fire Marshall Bill :)

M-Funf
12-09-2005, 12:12 PM
Hey, Mag Red...

Seems like pictures of the explosion are all over the interenet now...Here's you just after the KABOOOM...

http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media/1/20021015-firemarshallbill.jpg

:headbang:

SteveO
12-09-2005, 02:56 PM
That is no way to bring in the 50's Bob. Glad to see you were okay and the digital camera was close by.

jmyers
12-09-2005, 03:08 PM
regular I'm guessing :wavey:
Mag, I think it is stamped on the piece over in the corner! :D

Glad to see we didn't lose you man! :dance:

Mag_Red
12-09-2005, 04:36 PM
Hey, Mag Red...

Seems like pictures of the explosion are all over the interenet now...Here's you just after the KABOOOM...

http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media/1/20021015-firemarshallbill.jpg

:headbang:That should be my new avatar :D

Tom023
12-09-2005, 06:41 PM
I was laughing so hard after it happened that I immediately thought of you guys :D I'm sure the comment about bleach and amonia was said in jest considering what I had just done ;)

Mag, you captured the comment perfectly, considering the timing. Perhaps I should be more careful for those who may not be able to distinguish the meaning.

milkmania
12-12-2005, 06:08 PM
Mag,

I can't believe I watched this infomercial for 30 minutes.....
but this may be your answer

SmartWare!!!
http://www.getsmartware.com/

rubber/silicone cookware:headbang:

RexDog1
12-13-2005, 09:23 AM
Rubber Cookware

Perfect For MAG, Step Away From The Kitchen
:eek3:

Leroy
12-13-2005, 10:11 AM
Mag's cooking show!


Anyone remember the Julia Child's Saturday Night Live skit?

roddydog
12-13-2005, 10:40 AM
OK, you start with just a little oil........