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Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-05-2005, 03:14 PM
So as I am looking at the different ski models on websites, It finally dawned on me how "agressive" these names are. Its actually a bit amusing. Most of them have these "cool" sounding names like Verdict, Truth, Vengeance, Nitro, Hook, F1, Judge, Revolt, Burner, Charger, Magnum, Mission, Evidence, Lithium. It makes me think like if you have a ski with one of those "tough" or "cool" names that you should hang with all the other "tough" skiers and wear black leather jackets at the beach and show off to the chicks by intimidating all the geeky guys that ski on skis that dont have cool names. ;)

so I thought, why dont they pull out all the stops? In todays world of over the top shows like south park and howard stern, why dont they give the skis some REAL cool and tough names?? IF they really want to portray a "tough" image with these products, why dont they really get goofy with the names. How about the new BADA$$, or ASSASIN, or SNIPER, or HITMAN, or, or EXECUTIONER..... or A$$KICKER, or the top of the line ski the ONE MEAN MOFO!!! of course you could have a "limited edition BadA$$" with all chrome hardware for the REAL bad mofos on the beach. :purplaugh

Whatcha think??? :confused:

shepherd
12-05-2005, 07:32 PM
"Cellmate" :moon:

The next level ski after the "Verdict"

rodltg2
12-05-2005, 08:17 PM
heres one for most of us " longliner "

ski_king
12-05-2005, 08:22 PM
And the names of the bindings get crazy as well.
NOt to sure I want to stick my foot in something called an Animal or Venom.


Maybe one of the hardshell should be called the Mutalator.

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-05-2005, 08:25 PM
Thats an funny one SHepard!!!! :purplaugh :toast: Reminds me of FLETCH LIVES, where he is in jail with the big guy with eye makup......."Ben, hows it going???"

Longliner is too realistic Rod, we need names that make us feel tough.

Like, even for women, instead of the Siren, call it the "Turbo B*TCH".

Hey, this may not be funny, that stuff might actually sell :eek:

UMP

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-05-2005, 08:26 PM
Ski King, how bout the "Ankle Crusher 4000"?? good binding name :cool:

or the "Leg snapper supreme"

Ric
12-05-2005, 08:34 PM
Thats an funny one SHepard!!!! :purplaugh :toast: Reminds me of FLETCH LIVES, where he is in jail with the big guy with eye makup......."Ben, hows it going???"

Longliner is too realistic Rod, we need names that make us feel tough.

Like, even for women, instead of the Siren, call it the "Turbo B*TCH".

Hey, this may not be funny, that stuff might actually sell :eek:

UMP
ahh yes, tex cobb as the transvestite necrophiliac

Cloaked
12-05-2005, 08:35 PM
........or the "Leg snapper supreme"Damn... :D :D :banana:

Workin' 4 Toys
12-13-2005, 11:33 PM
How about the:
Orthopedic necessitator

Upper Michigan Prostar190
12-15-2005, 11:04 AM
I like it! :)

It makes me think of a new one:

The "Chiropracters Advocate" ;)